Twitter C/D

it really really really sucks

im not mad just disappointed like it doesnt make any sense

likes column is p tite, but why no retweets column

Apt from a few maybe bots literally noone seems to like it, weird move

Also abt two ppl I follow have even bothered to change their header pic to something that works

the header is 2/5ths of my screen! at least here at work.

i'm not mad either it just looks dumb

yeah its a really odd design decision to use prime above the fold screen space to display this image that has no relation to the core functionality of the app

its really hard to follow threads

Maybe there's some level of internet monetisation that I just don't see but being this blatant abt aping Facebook and going against what ws working for them seems weird of Twitter

Breaking: Facebook buys Twitter Corp. for $420 trillion

one thing i really like is that my profile picture actually seems to be of a good resolution

also i like the whole thing

Breaking: no one looks at twitter for the profile pics

i'm sure they'll take your opinion into account during their next design review

no they won't! you're cuckoo!

that may or may not be true, but you don't know anything about technology

lol markers what do you know about technology

being this blatant abt aping Facebook and going against what ws working for them seems weird of Twitter

― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 9:54 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the thing is twitters stuff isnt working that good recently, their adoption rate has slowed a lot, like instagram is about to pass it in users

Did they roll out that change where if you're on a persons profile the font size of the tweet changes accordig to how many retweets and favs they had

That fucking sucked

whaaa? so if you go to Drake's page or whatever all the font would be 140px?

then you go to your grandma's profile and everything is in 2pt font

poor grandma can't even read her own profile at that point

Oh I didn't know that bt did just sign up to Instagram today, whoa

my grandmas were born in 1883 and 1901, a fact for which I envy them.

wrong thread

what is even happening rn

twitter's fucked

http://techcrunch.com/2014/04/22/how-to-get-new-twitter-profile/

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ugh my bio looks gross as fuck now

http://hippocampus.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/hoos-tales-logo-without-edition.jpg

yeah that looks bad

Hah Karl

http://i.imgur.com/DUX3IFo.png

This is what I'm talking about although when I first started seeing it there were like 4 different font sizes & I would always have to open a favorite user's profile in incognito mode to get rid of it

Looks like they rolled it out to everyone now though

the hilarious thing about that "how to get to the new profile" article on Techcrunch is that I've had a gigantic banner ad on my browser for at least the past week that said "CLICK HERE TO TRY THE NEW PROFILE"

man that big text thing for clicks is stupid

its a totally standard way to highlight something like do u think headlines in a newspaper shd all be the same size, if it was directly proportional to likes or whatever it wld be dumb but its just a way to give a few popular tweets more visual prominence, u cld argue its against the twitter cascade ethos but it def makes more sense than the lol big banner image

yeah but its stupid

i can see how pop it is vis a vis RT's and favstars

waterbabies (waterface)
Posted: April 23, 2014 at 3:33:00 PM
yeah but its stupid

lol i luh u warerface

My position is that both the big banner image and the cascaded tweet font size both suck

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i'd be all for it if more retweets/favorites meant that something was actually better. but most of the time the popularity of a tweet has nothing to do with the quality of it. some celebrity can say "hot dogs" and it'll get a billion retweets, and on a smaller scale, someone with 5,000 followers can post the exact same link and garner way more interest than someone with 50 followers. the system is already tilted to reward people who are already well known, and making popular people's posts larger just tips the scale in that direction even more. it would be like if big corporations somehow had to pay less in taxes than smaller businesses and people...oh wait

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i should walk around schools, find the most popular kids, and give them megaphones

find the least popular kids and make them wear muffling masks

THIS IS TYRANNY
BAN TWITTER

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what is needed is a lone employee at twitter who looks at every tweet and then gives it a quality rating from 1-10

in a strange twist, twitter chooses ken jennings for the job and he only gives 10s to really boring things

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