why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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baaaaarrrrrrffffffff

bleuch

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(poop emoji)

sometimes I feel like if there was an app to automatically filter out all the annoying terrible unfunny shit people post I'd see like 5 people's posts in a given day

the worst is that one eCard or whatever that says "I was told dress for the job you want, not the one you have, so now I'm sitting in HR's office wearing my Catwoman costume" or some shit.

HAR

iliketoquote isthisREALLYmylife

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thanks earl dribble jr

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omg there's another one just a few posts down -- who the fuck is earl dibbles jr and who asked him?!

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country music singer apparently :/

https://twitter.com/EarlDibblesJr

added to shit list

i think someone might be pulling our leg a little.

https://s-media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/be/25/bf/be25bfc0dfd036e93746c87bfc2dcdf4.jpg

lol

maybe but the people posting these images on my fb feed are all like amirite?
he's repulsive

http://31.media.tumblr.com/bbbca1e72c5463ef9143178a1b1ca07f/tumblr_n0e6pi0XYW1rqgsgro1_r1_500.gif

i love how shitty country dudes' tats are

http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/the-curious-case-of-granger-smith-earl-dibbles-jr

oh man, I remember a song of his from a few years ago, it sounds pretty awesome when you're drunk at a redneck bar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCVTq-UW2h4

h8 the way he trades on earl dibbles sr's name too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5A6WMFzig

you have to be real, real drunk. like sing along to "Red Solo Cup" drunk

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i thought he might be a shitty motivational speaker or a preacher of some kind
how wrong was i

i love how shitty country dudes' tats are

I've noticed lately at the student gym that there seem to be tons of 20 year old frat bros with ridiculously terrible 1990s tribal tattoos and I really can't understand how this happens.

Down the street from me is the Kandy Shoppe tattoo studio that advertises "$20 BIG TATTOOS." I kind of want to stop in just to check out the artists' portfolios.

'we do 157 variations on the YOLO theme'

There was some troubled QB that came to spring practice all out of shape a few years ago, and the coaching staff said they had already had his concerns since he came back from break with a tattoo on his back the size of a pancake.

And I was disappointed because the first time I heard about that, I thought the guy had gotten a tattoo of a pancake on his back. No wonder we didn't go to the Citrus Bowl that year.

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pls to chemically castrate whoever put this image tgether.

that girl is like 5

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ARGH

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what a terrible person

just grateful I can still make out with other band members' boyfriends at the bar tbh

like the half-hearted attempts at pronoun inclusiveness in the middle of gender specific 'no Yoko' crap.

Oh god my housemate's mum just posted the same "when you buy from the artist" BS as in the OG post but in a diff format arrrrgh.

It's true, artists are better than normal people. j/k

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| In the end, Paul McCartney always wins.

Show me some men who look like old lesbians!

Beat me at Rock Band one more time and you're out of the will!

"My children beat me at Punch Out on the video game so I ate their children. I'm Mike Tyson, goddammit, don't ever forget that."

Some of you all might want to skip this next post, because it's strictly for INTELLECTUALS

http://m.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand

show me some men who look like old admiral ackbars

THERE IS ONLY ONE KIND OF INTELLIGENCE! xp

Man #4 units joke makes me want to puke

And I will punch a logician in the face

Interesting how the "mathematician and engineer" are always assumed to be male in these jokes

Moral of #7: only intellectuals understand roman numerals.