indefensible: john gruber

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-happy 18th Birthday, marco's son
-thanks mr gruber. you know I love cake!
*grubes dramatically launches instagram*
-I hope you also love this delicious can of VINTAGE CLAIM CHOWDER!!

sktsh, Friday, 25 April 2014 07:35 (six years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:51 (six years ago) link

lol

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 25 April 2014 17:06 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2014/05/16/heathrow-samsung-translation

haha good one

caek, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:25 (six years ago) link

pass the ginsy winsies

sktsh, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:32 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Someday, you’re going to want to be able to say, “I’ve been using Vesper since back when it was only for iPhone.”

schwantz, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:46 (six years ago) link

lol at UPDATE

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2014/06/16/buckyball

caek, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:51 (six years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:51 (six years ago) link

-happy 18th Birthday, marco's son
-thanks mr gruber. you know I love cake!
*grubes dramatically launches instagram*
-I hope you also love this delicious can of VINTAGE CLAIM CHOWDER!!

― sktsh, Friday, April 25, 2014 7:35 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think of this post often

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:53 (six years ago) link

ha yeah so good

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:02 (six years ago) link

<3 <3 <3

sktsh, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 21:46 (six years ago) link

urgh enough with the OTT praise for that stupid Only Apple post

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 09:21 (six years ago) link

its a good post tbf

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 12:59 (six years ago) link

is it tho

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 13:02 (six years ago) link

yeah i thought it was p good

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 13:08 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

what's with grubby's recent obsession over this chinese knockoff iphone?

joe "scratch" perry (diamonddave85), Friday, 25 July 2014 22:36 (six years ago) link

Jobs loved having enemies so Gubes has to love it too I guess?

ugh (lukas), Friday, 25 July 2014 22:40 (six years ago) link

The Chinese: Good enough to manufacture iPhones, not good enough to compete with the iPhone

, Friday, 25 July 2014 23:04 (six years ago) link

Gruber is probably just salty that Apple so badly misjudged the Chinese market with the 5c

, Friday, 25 July 2014 23:04 (six years ago) link

I think he honestly sees even Samsung's less brazen chasing/copying of iPhone features and aesthetics as some sort of monumental injustice, a crime not against just Apple but against all human creative endeavors.

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Friday, 25 July 2014 23:06 (six years ago) link

I have noticed that every page that tries to sell you something now has copied Apple's sales roll like

"Catchphrase. Less words. Bad pun."
<tiny paragraph of snappy text >

, Friday, 25 July 2014 23:10 (six years ago) link

remember when he went after mike daisey?

markers, Friday, 25 July 2014 23:40 (six years ago) link

some of the xiaomi stuff is ridic tho

markers, Friday, 25 July 2014 23:40 (six years ago) link

the apple community just had its bacon moment: http://twitter.com/siracusa/status/492789327639113728

markers, Friday, 25 July 2014 23:44 (six years ago) link

click through if u want pics

markers, Friday, 25 July 2014 23:44 (six years ago) link

more like john srirachacusa

socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 26 July 2014 01:01 (six years ago) link

remember when he went after mike daisey?

― markers, Friday, July 25, 2014 4:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf Mike Daisey is a vacuous troll

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Saturday, 26 July 2014 16:32 (six years ago) link

i wasn't saying that wasn't deserved, just that he gets on these things from time to time

markers, Saturday, 26 July 2014 16:36 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

did anyone see the incident the other day when he posted something suggesting the iwatches release date and then said he was joking after (i think) the verge and shit picked it up?

markers, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 22:40 (six years ago) link

imagine launching the iphone 6 and the iwatch in the same event? a major revision to the iphone's gotta have its own thing. and the iwatch is a whole new category!

markers, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 22:41 (six years ago) link

yeah that was bonkers, it was all "Gruber confirms iwatch for september" based on a stray joke

gruber presumably has handlers at this point, they probably put him on leak embargo

heck (silby), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 22:42 (six years ago) link

it didn't sound like a joke to me when i read it

markers, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 22:42 (six years ago) link

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2014/08/14/ford-polite

"Such a lovely piece." --the guy who enjoys calling people he disagrees with jackass

lag∞n, Friday, 15 August 2014 18:16 (six years ago) link

yes but he likes a good martini so

caek, Friday, 15 August 2014 23:49 (six years ago) link

he likes stanley kubrick the rolling stones and the new york yankees

lag∞n, Friday, 15 August 2014 23:52 (six years ago) link

and long, slow, deep, soft, wet, Apple press events that last three days

anonanon, Saturday, 16 August 2014 00:10 (six years ago) link

people who stan that hard for stanley k but never ever mention any other directors make me go hmmm

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 18 August 2014 14:30 (six years ago) link

hes only interested in the very best dont u see

lag∞n, Monday, 18 August 2014 14:33 (six years ago) link

its like the dudes i knew in high school who only listened to movie soundtracks and no other music

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 18 August 2014 14:57 (six years ago) link

lmao that was such a 90s type

lag∞n, Monday, 18 August 2014 15:03 (six years ago) link

"Given these assumptions and the Pythagorean Theorem"

(pythagorean theorem is a wikipedia link)

caek, Saturday, 23 August 2014 14:02 (six years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 August 2014 14:03 (six years ago) link

Trust the math.

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 August 2014 14:08 (six years ago) link

I could be wrong on either or both of these conjectured new iPhones. I derived these figures on my own, and I’ll explain my thought process below. No one who is truly “familiar with the situation” has told me a damn thing about either device. I have heard second- and third-hand stories, though, that lead me to think I’m right.

apple told someone and they told him

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 August 2014 14:09 (six years ago) link

no he just figured it out through MATH

socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:09 (six years ago) link

soo much math

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:14 (six years ago) link

imho pieces like this are where gruber usually shines where theres all design usability technical cultural business etc aspects, but this one cldve def been like 1/3 as long as it was

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:16 (six years ago) link

tl;dr on marco's twitter beef with the wirecutter?

joe "scratch" perry (diamonddave85), Friday, 29 August 2014 22:47 (six years ago) link

HEADPHONE BEEF

lag∞n, Friday, 29 August 2014 22:48 (six years ago) link

Investigating, Marco apparently inadvertently started something with The Wirecutter people by making a now-edited post calling their process into question, which I think eventually escalated to Marco basically calling them plebs, the Wirecutter people calling him an amateur and then an asshole, and Brian Lam being accused of "race-baiting" by randoms.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 29 August 2014 22:59 (six years ago) link


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