vote for the most terrifying gigantic statue of all time

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err..where's the statue of liberty ??
150ft tall (300ft from the ground).
and french, bien sûr !

http://laflaneuse.org/wp-content/gallery/statue-de-la-liberte/la-statue-de-la-liberte-a-paris.jpg

during its construction in paris...

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:11 (nine years ago) link

I probably should have included the statue of liberty even though I don't know if anyone would vote for it. feels v unterrifying despite its size, seems more like a novelty lighthouse

ogmor, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:16 (nine years ago) link

mb statue of liberty fans could vote for the statue of Tiruvalluvar which is similarly worthy & surrounded by the sea

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7iZc_jhIoEE/S8VcC_pUzfI/AAAAAAAADtg/GIVBl07r9dM/s1600/800px-Tiruvalluvar_statue_LIC.jpg

ogmor, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:19 (nine years ago) link

xxxp I am very much delighted by the whimsical 'Jesus surprised by crane up the arse' statue, much less delighted by the big Buddha, mainly due to its gaudy colour than its melty fingers.

Blandford Forum, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:21 (nine years ago) link

lol

relatively small but you can't argue with a sea demon luring you into the waves

http://www.huahintrip.com/images/phocagallery/beaches/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Giant%20statue%20at%20Puk%20Tien%20beach.jpeg

statue of Pee Seua Samut. will agree this one is delightful, it's too playful to be fearful

ogmor, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:24 (nine years ago) link

these are all awesome without exception and justify the human species almost

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 April 2014 10:25 (nine years ago) link

seems like genghis khan is finished terrorizing everyone & is content to survey his homeland for eternity. this is still uncannily huge though

http://i.imgur.com/YgIxXQ8.jpg

ogmor, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:28 (nine years ago) link

that's beautiful

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 10:32 (nine years ago) link

http://www.bdonline.co.uk/pictures/636x441fitpad%5B237%5D/0/0/4/1665004_White_Horse_image6_ready.jpg

^ ebbsfleet horse pining for the days of equine domination

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 10:32 (nine years ago) link

just realized I'm being slow and that nick b & soref were talking about the same thing. can't believe I've never heard of the dream. seems like quite an ambiguous statue. catches the sunshine well, as does the african renaissance monument

http://artasiapacific.com/image_columns/0000/9882/img_9436.jpg

ogmor, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:35 (nine years ago) link

idk really know what to make of it, seems somewhat unloved

ogmor, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:36 (nine years ago) link

idk i don't really know...

ogmor, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:37 (nine years ago) link

that's the Christ the King statue in Poland btw, largest statue of Jay-C in the world

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:10 (nine years ago) link

aw man, that jesus looks chill as hell.

glasses jacket jerfman (how's life), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link

That Thailand Buddha is pretty terrifying.

jmm, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:27 (nine years ago) link

^ terrifying reminder of the apaches PIF slurry pit scene

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link

ahah Josh. great one ! did they destroy that statue of is it somewhere, in a hangar, taking dust ?

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link

http://www.asianarchitecture.info/LegacyImages/M/MerlionSentosa-002a.jpg

Merlion of Sentosa, Singapore

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link

Probably going for the Motherland Calls, though I might go old-school and vote for the Colossus.

I do quite like the Angel of the North, but it doesn't stack up to the competition.

emil.y, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:36 (nine years ago) link

did they destroy that statue of is it somewhere, in a hangar, taking dust ?

this is supposedly the statue used in Italy, now in a Milan theme park with its head replaced by Wolverine

http://i32.tinypic.com/5zh9d.jpg

soref, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link

xxpost

wolverine -> werewolf -> thriller -> MJ (+ bonus theme park) = makes perfect sense !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

A couple of these, especially that first Buddha way upthread, remind me of

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ppcccaps/wotw5.jpg

I just picture them all awakening and roaming the countryside in a reign of terror.

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link

amazing thread

Karl Malone, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link

What a splendid thread.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:24 (nine years ago) link

out of this lot i'd probly vote for Genghis but really these guys shd be on here and winning:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-s02HbvL35WM/UWdy4LX3_lI/AAAAAAAAAvY/7tWhJw5PZrU/s1600/IMG_6642.JPG

so serene and lovely

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

^ that is the giant spooky moloch owl thing being used in a bohemian grove club ritual btw

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link

God this thread is ruling me so hard

Khamma chameleon (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link

gonna save a bunch of these pictures

Khamma chameleon (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link

Voted Sulawesi btw, that thing is demonic

Khamma chameleon (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

Does the writhing Vigelund column of humans not qualify? How tall is that thing?

Khamma chameleon (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

these are all amazing but that Genghis Khan statue is the greatest

devvvine, Friday, 25 April 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

I mean, why not have a sculpture of a woman punching a tree? That would "represent nature and its slow mutilation by humans". Something like this:
https://image.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/photos/157857452/display_1500/stock-photo-stock-image-of-a-woman-punching-a-tree-157857452.jpg

Or a sculpture of a woman slowly strangling a tree, or putting a plastic bag over a tree's head and force-feeding it poppers, or something. While the tree is tied up. Bizarrely, there was a tiny internet buzz back in 2018 about a 10-year-old girl called Evnika Saadvakass, who can destroy very small trees with her fists. The following clip is from 2015. Maths was never my strong point, but I know that 2015 was before 2018 so she would be younger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS_WMy4T2nU

I realise you sometimes have to break... I mean you always have to break an egg in order to... at some point in the process of making an omelette *an egg has to be broken*. But this sculpture and the shipping crates are doing more harm to the environment than whatever awareness they raise. Unless the argument is that the desert is just a pile of empty nothingness, which isn't true. It's the kind of really bad art that irritates me.

Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 9 July 2022 19:43 (one year ago) link

gah!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 July 2022 23:58 (one year ago) link

nice white toenails

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Saturday, 16 July 2022 01:42 (one year ago) link

Arrest this artist

Bait Kush (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2022 14:57 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEPJDkZRdJU

pplains, Sunday, 11 September 2022 02:57 (one year ago) link

now wait one god damn minute

https://i.imgur.com/7dNkHGW.png

i'm looking at this. the bronze statue of Dizang goes by, I can tell from the adjacent statues that the staff the figure carries "doesn't count". it's the top of his head. ok.

but yet, when The Motherland Calls, suddenly the top of the sword is the line of measurement. now wait one god damn minute

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 September 2022 03:01 (one year ago) link

this is a pretty sweet video though, thanks :D

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 September 2022 03:02 (one year ago) link

I'd say the pedestal might not count, but then a certain green lady shows up.

pplains, Sunday, 11 September 2022 03:27 (one year ago) link

Yeah, it's a cool video but the measurements are weird. I was under the impression that the standard way of measuring statue height is to include staffs (staves?) etc but to not count pedestals - I get that would prob spoil the aesthetic of such a video, but not convinced that they've got things right the way they've done it.

Also, I somehow missed that Bolivia ripped off Christ the Redeemer and made a bigger one, and then (not included in that video) Poland ripped them both off and made an even bigger one again!

http://witaworld.com/assets_image/content/large/post-9_1500995399.jpg

Being built:
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HQY1n3wIOvk/TNfNZy322hI/AAAAAAAAAUo/xEt_d5DLnT8/s1600/alg_largest_jesus.jpg

emil.y, Sunday, 11 September 2022 14:09 (one year ago) link

lol at that last image!

I think the christian nations of the world should each build a really tall Jesus on this model. Then, there can be a competition and the winner can be placed on a very tall pedestal, towering above the others Jesuses

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 September 2022 14:36 (one year ago) link

Or put the existing ones all together and rename them "The Three Christs of Ypsilanti".

ledge, Sunday, 11 September 2022 14:53 (one year ago) link

i am working on a mockup.

this could change the future of giant statues

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 September 2022 15:38 (one year ago) link

nevermind, it won't

https://i.imgur.com/Ep2umhw.gif

but what a world it could be

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 September 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/RB5T14O.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 11 September 2022 16:13 (one year ago) link

omg karl

emil.y, Sunday, 11 September 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link

WORSHIP CHRIST!!!

this one's slower, probably better

https://i.imgur.com/BShVqVu.gif

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 September 2022 16:21 (one year ago) link

incredible

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2022 18:37 (one year ago) link

Not that it's worth a whole thread, but if there were one of the most terrifying gigantic buildings, the Abraj Al-bait clock tower would be on my list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaseeK2sFTY

Bait Kush (Eric H.), Monday, 12 September 2022 00:44 (one year ago) link

I like that they have a building in Atlanta, Georgia in there, I guess thinking it's the country of Georgia.

nickn, Monday, 12 September 2022 01:03 (one year ago) link

Quality control on those videos is dreadful, there aren't two Turning Torsos, the one Kenya is Britam Tower.

ledge, Monday, 12 September 2022 16:03 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

The height of statues from around the world.pic.twitter.com/Uggitgx6kj

— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) November 1, 2022

Fizzles, Tuesday, 1 November 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link

Excellent - somehow missed that big lad at the end.

nashwan, Tuesday, 1 November 2022 22:48 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

The horrible secret Mr. and Mrs. Peanut kept locked in the basement until it grew too big to contain

made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 09:21 (one year ago) link

FEED ME SEYMOUR

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 15:33 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Never forget there is a 16ft Tony Soprano statue at Vilnius train station in Lithuania. pic.twitter.com/Y8EUPEOmoJ

— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) March 11, 2023

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Monday, 13 March 2023 03:50 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Instagram video, with sound:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CsvcYDMLFs0/

nickn, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 05:31 (ten months ago) link

lol, I just guessed that someone added screams to The Motherland Calls.

As to the link, under no circumstances would I take that ride.

peace, man, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 08:38 (ten months ago) link


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