why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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smhphony orchestra (crüt), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

added to shit list

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

i think someone might be pulling our leg a little.

https://s-media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/be/25/bf/be25bfc0dfd036e93746c87bfc2dcdf4.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link

lol

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link

maybe but the people posting these images on my fb feed are all like amirite?
he's repulsive

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link

i love how shitty country dudes' tats are

j., Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link

oh man, I remember a song of his from a few years ago, it sounds pretty awesome when you're drunk at a redneck bar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCVTq-UW2h4

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:23 (ten years ago) link

h8 the way he trades on earl dibbles sr's name too

avinit garde (wins), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:23 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5A6WMFzig

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link

you have to be real, real drunk. like sing along to "Red Solo Cup" drunk

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link

i thought he might be a shitty motivational speaker or a preacher of some kind
how wrong was i

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link

i love how shitty country dudes' tats are

I've noticed lately at the student gym that there seem to be tons of 20 year old frat bros with ridiculously terrible 1990s tribal tattoos and I really can't understand how this happens.

joygoat, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:02 (ten years ago) link

Down the street from me is the Kandy Shoppe tattoo studio that advertises "$20 BIG TATTOOS." I kind of want to stop in just to check out the artists' portfolios.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

'we do 157 variations on the YOLO theme'

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

There was some troubled QB that came to spring practice all out of shape a few years ago, and the coaching staff said they had already had his concerns since he came back from break with a tattoo on his back the size of a pancake.

And I was disappointed because the first time I heard about that, I thought the guy had gotten a tattoo of a pancake on his back. No wonder we didn't go to the Citrus Bowl that year.

pplains, Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10155260_671613119541739_4373507893014351862_n.jpg

pls to chemically castrate whoever put this image tgether.

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 April 2014 05:19 (ten years ago) link

that girl is like 5

mattresslessness, Sunday, 27 April 2014 06:33 (ten years ago) link

what a terrible person

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:43 (ten years ago) link

just grateful I can still make out with other band members' boyfriends at the bar tbh

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 07:53 (ten years ago) link

like the half-hearted attempts at pronoun inclusiveness in the middle of gender specific 'no Yoko' crap.

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 08:24 (ten years ago) link

Oh god my housemate's mum just posted the same "when you buy from the artist" BS as in the OG post but in a diff format arrrrgh.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 08:40 (ten years ago) link

It's true, artists are better than normal people. j/k

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link

| In the end, Paul McCartney always wins.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:37 (ten years ago) link

Show me some men who look like old lesbians!

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:42 (ten years ago) link

Beat me at Rock Band one more time and you're out of the will!

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:43 (ten years ago) link

"My children beat me at Punch Out on the video game so I ate their children. I'm Mike Tyson, goddammit, don't ever forget that."

pplains, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:58 (ten years ago) link

Some of you all might want to skip this next post, because it's strictly for INTELLECTUALS

http://m.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:41 (ten years ago) link

show me some men who look like old admiral ackbars

balls, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:57 (ten years ago) link

THERE IS ONLY ONE KIND OF INTELLIGENCE! xp

clouds, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:42 (ten years ago) link

Man #4 units joke makes me want to puke

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:57 (ten years ago) link

And I will punch a logician in the face

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link

Interesting how the "mathematician and engineer" are always assumed to be male in these jokes

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:00 (ten years ago) link

Moral of #7: only intellectuals understand roman numerals.

Aimless, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:14 (ten years ago) link

Interesting how the "mathematician and engineer" are always assumed to be male in these jokes

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, May 1, 2014 1:00 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

helium, too

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:56 (ten years ago) link

it's HE-lium, not SHE-lium

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:07 (ten years ago) link

bahaha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:14 (ten years ago) link

xps intellectuals know stuff, so knowing about some stuff makes u an intellectual

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:26 (ten years ago) link

It's simple logic

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:26 (ten years ago) link

What u call a sillyjism

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:27 (ten years ago) link

in Chinese this is called "silly jism"

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:28 (ten years ago) link

share if you're a intellectual too!

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:28 (ten years ago) link

15 ways you know you're an intellectual

difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:31 (ten years ago) link


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