why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

There was some troubled QB that came to spring practice all out of shape a few years ago, and the coaching staff said they had already had his concerns since he came back from break with a tattoo on his back the size of a pancake.

And I was disappointed because the first time I heard about that, I thought the guy had gotten a tattoo of a pancake on his back. No wonder we didn't go to the Citrus Bowl that year.

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pls to chemically castrate whoever put this image tgether.

that girl is like 5

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ARGH

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what a terrible person

just grateful I can still make out with other band members' boyfriends at the bar tbh

like the half-hearted attempts at pronoun inclusiveness in the middle of gender specific 'no Yoko' crap.

Oh god my housemate's mum just posted the same "when you buy from the artist" BS as in the OG post but in a diff format arrrrgh.

It's true, artists are better than normal people. j/k

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| In the end, Paul McCartney always wins.

Show me some men who look like old lesbians!

Beat me at Rock Band one more time and you're out of the will!

"My children beat me at Punch Out on the video game so I ate their children. I'm Mike Tyson, goddammit, don't ever forget that."

Some of you all might want to skip this next post, because it's strictly for INTELLECTUALS

http://m.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand

show me some men who look like old admiral ackbars

THERE IS ONLY ONE KIND OF INTELLIGENCE! xp

Man #4 units joke makes me want to puke

And I will punch a logician in the face

Interesting how the "mathematician and engineer" are always assumed to be male in these jokes

Moral of #7: only intellectuals understand roman numerals.

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Interesting how the "mathematician and engineer" are always assumed to be male in these jokes

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, May 1, 2014 1:00 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

helium, too

it's HE-lium, not SHE-lium

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bahaha

xps intellectuals know stuff, so knowing about some stuff makes u an intellectual

It's simple logic

What u call a sillyjism

in Chinese this is called "silly jism"

share if you're a intellectual too!

15 ways you know you're an intellectual

1. You have been executed by the Khmer Rouge

2. glasses

3. impenetrable French accent

4. you know about david bowie

5. Unemployed amirite

6. you read books for fun that aren't about teenage wizards

7. ur well into sharing listicles on social media

8. You are a teenage wizard

9. You read a joke about logicians and don't want to smack the joke writer over the head

10. other people are dum

11. Follow I Fucking Love Science on Facebook

12. Loathed by fascists

13. can make the case that Khmer Rouge weren't fascists

this is not an artist thing but some people from my high school really like this page https://www.facebook.com/MommysTimeOutWine

14. have heard of Khmer Rouge lol that snds like a kind of make up bruv

xp it's sad how so much web humor is centered around "i am also x, and i get what you are saying"

every xkcd joke is "yes, i am a scientist and feel special because this is an inside joke i get" and the MommysTimeOutWine is the same thing for mothers.