why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

xp well, infantilizing people isn't a great look imo, even when they're infants

believe Leary's son will have reached his mid-20s by now. who's got the inside track on his litany of prejudices?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/58097_215055181982652_977327529_n.jpg

Like Harry Nilsson?

iiiiuhii-solation

Honesty is like Flatulence, everyone finds their own refreshing..
(M. Grout)

"to be honest John i think you're a cunt"

What made you want to become friends with multi-millionaire rock star, John Lennon?

"To be honest, John, I always preferred Paul's songs."

Vatic, vapid and phatic.

to be honest, i was a cunt to everyone except my dear friend heroin

this showed up on my feed today and it is the most irritating one I have seen in a while:

http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-isnt-having-sex-tonight

women be almost nearing sexual satisfaction

Worst ariane walkthrough yet

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U know not their saved games

Not everyone is on the same level.

Worst ariane walkthrough yet

― Mark G, Wednesday, May 7, 2014 3:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lollllllllllll

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1606872_797342576942986_6435660428091029066_n.jpg

It's funny because they've got weird eyes.

exciting range of ways to be offensive there

Milliband comes out best there.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-AhOy5E0FsTk/U2jELV0WnFI/AAAAAAAAPXs/AdLswJ1NwS8/w557-h791/1447f79447b32d3461a92ba789906c47.jpg

the person posting this "my wife" stuff is, as far as i know, single, and has never been married

must be prty cool to have a wife tho huh

my gf's cousin has been telling 'my wife' jokes since he was in high school. I suspect his reasons are complicated.

Must be amazingly cool to have a wife with access to the world's knowledge. Though I fear it would send a mere mortal insane, so she's probably some kind of robot wife. Also cool.

"and this is my wife, IBM Watson"

If my wife is Google, then I must be Ask Jeeves.

no, you are dogpile ;_;

(but not really)

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/luv2luvnelly/00FakeLaugh.gif

Hahaha

i actually know someone who was on jeopardy and lost the lead in final jeopardy bc he chose alta vista over google as the most popular search engine.

it seems crazy now. but i actually used ask jeeves, alta vista, dogpile, etc. back in the day. that 'dogpile' even exists is absurd. not worth my horribly formed joek. but it's absurd.

Remember Mama? I used that one.

"I don't have to ask my wife - she left me because I'm an unbearable prick"

oh god
this is just pathetic

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1898272_709228039127512_12777537_n.jpg

Mmmmm, camera ham.

sorry stevie nicks, you have to pick one

Butter or Fly PICK ONE MARIAH

sorry bo jackson

u must specialize

flatbread or pizza: PICK ONE, SUBWAY

markers or waterface. no switzerlands allowed.

am I a country or a rock?

you are the country rock song 'like a rock'

but you also have a country in you display name so that's 2 vs. 2 it's a toss up

vegemite or grrl

;_;

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