why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Not everyone is on the same level.

Worst ariane walkthrough yet

― Mark G, Wednesday, May 7, 2014 3:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lollllllllllll

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1606872_797342576942986_6435660428091029066_n.jpg

It's funny because they've got weird eyes.

exciting range of ways to be offensive there

Milliband comes out best there.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-AhOy5E0FsTk/U2jELV0WnFI/AAAAAAAAPXs/AdLswJ1NwS8/w557-h791/1447f79447b32d3461a92ba789906c47.jpg

the person posting this "my wife" stuff is, as far as i know, single, and has never been married

must be prty cool to have a wife tho huh

my gf's cousin has been telling 'my wife' jokes since he was in high school. I suspect his reasons are complicated.

Must be amazingly cool to have a wife with access to the world's knowledge. Though I fear it would send a mere mortal insane, so she's probably some kind of robot wife. Also cool.

"and this is my wife, IBM Watson"

If my wife is Google, then I must be Ask Jeeves.

no, you are dogpile ;_;

(but not really)

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/luv2luvnelly/00FakeLaugh.gif

Hahaha

i actually know someone who was on jeopardy and lost the lead in final jeopardy bc he chose alta vista over google as the most popular search engine.

it seems crazy now. but i actually used ask jeeves, alta vista, dogpile, etc. back in the day. that 'dogpile' even exists is absurd. not worth my horribly formed joek. but it's absurd.

Remember Mama? I used that one.

"I don't have to ask my wife - she left me because I'm an unbearable prick"

oh god
this is just pathetic

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1898272_709228039127512_12777537_n.jpg

Mmmmm, camera ham.

sorry stevie nicks, you have to pick one

Butter or Fly PICK ONE MARIAH

sorry bo jackson

u must specialize

flatbread or pizza: PICK ONE, SUBWAY

markers or waterface. no switzerlands allowed.

am I a country or a rock?

you are the country rock song 'like a rock'

but you also have a country in you display name so that's 2 vs. 2 it's a toss up

vegemite or grrl

;_;

http://i.imgur.com/oXKhJpa.jpg

lol @ "Leather or lace? McDonald's or Taco Bell?"

gifs that make me ashamed to be a socialist for $500

lol @ "Leather or lace? McDonald's or Taco Bell?"

― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, May 9, 2014 8:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your place or mine?

dying at lengthy rebuttals of that Paris Hilton macro by libertarian bloggers

http://vincenton.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/this-9gag-meme-claims-capitalism-should-be-blamed-for-teslas-poverty-and-paris-hiltons-success-while-freely-spreading-factual-political-error/

http://maximizeliberty.com/post/73005465714/ridiculous-meme-of-the-day-debunked-paris-hilton-vs

they mad

'debunked'

let me guess, they replied to a silly amateurish jpeg with a dish of the ole 'WE DON'T HAVE A TR00 FREE MARKET SYSTEM' casserole w/ a side of Ayn Rand nonsense? only asking cos I refuse to read it

anyone getting these timehop things yet?

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10264827_10152162341457983_2942796089773981155_n.jpg

"That same right was denied in his native homeland, Croatia/Yugoslavia/Serbia (or whatever!)."

"I can only assume one thing..." you don't live in Scotland.

.. You are not wearing a shirt.

http://www.viralnova.com/weekly-chalkboard-art/

hated that too

I clean the apartment when I procrastinate. I should be an apartment cleaner.

http://i.imgur.com/HMySMNB.png

Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you.

jesus did you guys post this already. these people should be executed:

http://www.viralnova.com/weekly-chalkboard-art/#KA3Gm1PkkSPvj8E9.01