why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

So nice to have ornamental regular folk around

omg that needs to go in the quid/ag NYT thread

"the things I consumed ended up consuming me."

Somebody paid him to write this.

i think the quidag thread is where i first saw it

just trying to point out that wealth often looks like the opposite of hoarding ! dude probably has a single starbucks pastry in his fridge

Lost opportunity for the creator of the picture. Coulda hit two talking points by showing a fridge full of junk food for the welfare side.

wild guess the dude isn't very bright tho

a) Personally all in favour of politically motivated starvation of anyone who self identifies as a hard-working taxpayer, so agitprop effect lost on me, even if macro had showed greater eh epistemological rigour

b) Has the hard working taxpayer drawn a smiley face on the frosting of whatever it is they're allowed to have in the fridge?

"the things I consumed ended up consuming me."

this could totally be an early Drake lyric

definitely has a "now when I want to listen to rock music, I just play a show with my band interpol" quality

IDGI

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1920005_10152095027805669_8261151928861883265_n.jpg

gluten-free duck

maybe bread really is bad for ducks and its an earnest psa

i think it just applies to that one duck

he better have ticked the special dietary requirements box on the form

also how did the duck get access to a computer? so many questions

that's not a duck

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/16/article-0-1B517DAA000005DC-491_634x561.jpg

woah

I was about to say 'How do we know those fridges belong to the respective owners as claimed by the image', but that's not the point is it

Like, you can just gis 'full fridge' and 'empty fridge' to make that image but

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1148765_751973481513598_4839941372894001266_n.jpg

Assassinate those that get in your way
Yield to no man

lol

that chalkboard thing upthread is the most infuriating thing I've seen in this thread.

these GIF-share type things, even the ones that are well-meaning and poor executed, plus the onslaught of Yahoo Comments level in-status brawling between strangers on friends' statuses has had me wanting to take a break from FB and social media for a month or so.

the problem being, I have valid reasons I do have to use it, as my theatre company sends important updates via FB-only, and I get invited to events this way...and once I wind up there, intending just to read the thing I went there for, I wind up using it as always.

FB should be renamed "dailyreminderthatpeopleareshit.com"

'trenchant' I know but w/e

http://i.imgur.com/uundZK8.png

Lost verse to "Suicide is Painless"

cd save some energy not making crappy pass-agg gifs i'd've thought

haha I've seen that one
same people post "how to avoid toxic ppl" tips

"how to avoid toxic ppl"

http://www.govmark.com/flammability-fire-testing-instruments/_img/sd-2.jpg

http://i2.cdnds.net/10/44/movies_main_the_toxic_avenger_poster.jpg

Anything with the words "Buzzfeed" and "introvert" in it will make me want to kill people.

It's really an "I no longer have energy, friendships, interactions or conversations" post. Not that I don't sympathise, but I don't make macros about it. Just complain here, I guess, which isn't much better,

thanks, gawker/twitter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnZ_sIiCQAE55y-.jpg

sad they didn't snap that before the Dementors got to her first

Say what you like about the passive-aggressive dick with no energy left for communicating with people like a normal human being without a stick up his arse, at least he has good taste in fonts.

To be really real, it's a pretty "stick up arse" font.

http://i.imgur.com/5glDmZM.jpg

blargh :(

oh no

I don't even get it - are Chinese ppl supposed to say "night" for "nine"?

This is probably as bad a time as any to bring up the time my college friend hung up on a woman who called and said nothing but "Amazing Mother!" into the phone over and over again. It turned out to have been the mother of Mae Zhang, a housemate's girlfriend.

jeeeeeeeeeeesus

xp to that chinese girl thing

I fucking love science and rape jokes

it's a complex issue, and I think this macro really helps clarify things

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/62425_640401522645038_391981347_n.jpg

who is gonna clean up all that salad

the rats

I hope the formerly hungry enjoy their new all-corn diet.

you can make a lot of things out of corn

Follies..

damn spelling corrector!

forget it.