why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

haha I've seen that one
same people post "how to avoid toxic ppl" tips

"how to avoid toxic ppl"

http://www.govmark.com/flammability-fire-testing-instruments/_img/sd-2.jpg

http://i2.cdnds.net/10/44/movies_main_the_toxic_avenger_poster.jpg

Anything with the words "Buzzfeed" and "introvert" in it will make me want to kill people.

It's really an "I no longer have energy, friendships, interactions or conversations" post. Not that I don't sympathise, but I don't make macros about it. Just complain here, I guess, which isn't much better,

thanks, gawker/twitter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnZ_sIiCQAE55y-.jpg

sad they didn't snap that before the Dementors got to her first

Say what you like about the passive-aggressive dick with no energy left for communicating with people like a normal human being without a stick up his arse, at least he has good taste in fonts.

To be really real, it's a pretty "stick up arse" font.

http://i.imgur.com/5glDmZM.jpg

blargh :(

oh no

I don't even get it - are Chinese ppl supposed to say "night" for "nine"?

This is probably as bad a time as any to bring up the time my college friend hung up on a woman who called and said nothing but "Amazing Mother!" into the phone over and over again. It turned out to have been the mother of Mae Zhang, a housemate's girlfriend.

jeeeeeeeeeeesus

xp to that chinese girl thing

I fucking love science and rape jokes

it's a complex issue, and I think this macro really helps clarify things

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/62425_640401522645038_391981347_n.jpg

who is gonna clean up all that salad

the rats

I hope the formerly hungry enjoy their new all-corn diet.

you can make a lot of things out of corn

Follies..

damn spelling corrector!

forget it.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-jvP-vHaGClo/U0W2iq1ae3I/AAAAAAAAWUw/8ow2Y7s4c-U/w506-h337/10154306_609714819103397_5690046738789612799_n.jpg

higher perspective

That half in the foreground isn't "sharing" with the rest of the parking lot.

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/65458_895328833829904_316285211_n.jpg

no the saddest part is the CLOCK

Whombse is 'his/her' generation?

i assume the imgmaker is a millen but guy who posted it is 40ish so it was a Kids Today thing

the saddest part is i wanted an orange

i really don't understand the car park one. what does it mean?

Solar panels

but why on a car park?

oh wait are they supposed to be electric cars then?

i'm 40 and i don't get the orange clock one

Ha I thought the parking lot one was saying that cars should be sheltered. I have no flipping idea what the grapefruit thing is talking about. Steampunk citrus?

Clockwork Orange, I presume, though it's a weird thing to worry about kids not having read / seen.

It's a nerd youth, despairing that the non-nerd-youth of today have not read/seen A Clockwork Orange, unlike the glory days of previous generations. A Sandi Thom thing, if you will.

Ohhhhhh I see.

I've read and seen A Clockwork Orange and still didn't get it so take that meme poster.

Yeah me too, read Clockwork Orange in HS, saw the movie, have (when a younger nerd) used "my droogies" in conversation, STILL didn't get that poster.

my friend never gave me my copy of the book back iirc, but i might not rc

It's sad u guys suck at getting things

i thought it was a lament for a bygone time when people would wear oranges on their wrists

I got it, but it was my second thought after "isn't it lemons you use to power stuff?"

remember when we used to get things

LIKE if you remember these dishes! LIKE if you ever used one of these controllers! LIKE if you remember "Where's the Beef?"

LIKE if you remember TAPES in answering machines! LIKE if you ever had one of those Karate Kid II promotional headbands!

LIKE if you think America's lost its way!

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1485071_10151818976531345_85219297_n.jpg

There comes a point in life where you create JPGs without any regard to font or formatting and just shit yr message all over a canvas

'becoming a parent doesn't change you' tbf that's a new one