why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

xp to that chinese girl thing

I fucking love science and rape jokes

it's a complex issue, and I think this macro really helps clarify things

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who is gonna clean up all that salad

the rats

I hope the formerly hungry enjoy their new all-corn diet.

you can make a lot of things out of corn

Follies..

damn spelling corrector!

forget it.

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higher perspective

That half in the foreground isn't "sharing" with the rest of the parking lot.

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no the saddest part is the CLOCK

Whombse is 'his/her' generation?

i assume the imgmaker is a millen but guy who posted it is 40ish so it was a Kids Today thing

the saddest part is i wanted an orange

i really don't understand the car park one. what does it mean?

Solar panels

but why on a car park?

oh wait are they supposed to be electric cars then?

i'm 40 and i don't get the orange clock one

Ha I thought the parking lot one was saying that cars should be sheltered. I have no flipping idea what the grapefruit thing is talking about. Steampunk citrus?

Clockwork Orange, I presume, though it's a weird thing to worry about kids not having read / seen.

It's a nerd youth, despairing that the non-nerd-youth of today have not read/seen A Clockwork Orange, unlike the glory days of previous generations. A Sandi Thom thing, if you will.

Ohhhhhh I see.

I've read and seen A Clockwork Orange and still didn't get it so take that meme poster.

Yeah me too, read Clockwork Orange in HS, saw the movie, have (when a younger nerd) used "my droogies" in conversation, STILL didn't get that poster.

my friend never gave me my copy of the book back iirc, but i might not rc

It's sad u guys suck at getting things

i thought it was a lament for a bygone time when people would wear oranges on their wrists

I got it, but it was my second thought after "isn't it lemons you use to power stuff?"

remember when we used to get things

LIKE if you remember these dishes! LIKE if you ever used one of these controllers! LIKE if you remember "Where's the Beef?"

LIKE if you remember TAPES in answering machines! LIKE if you ever had one of those Karate Kid II promotional headbands!

LIKE if you think America's lost its way!

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1485071_10151818976531345_85219297_n.jpg

There comes a point in life where you create JPGs without any regard to font or formatting and just shit yr message all over a canvas

'becoming a parent doesn't change you' tbf that's a new one

yeah! I still go to Cannibal Corpse shows and get drunk, just w/ a baby in a papoose while I do it!

hell the fact that it changes you is one of the reasons I've always been so scared to have kids. that and I'm afraid at how bad I'll fuck the kid up mentally.

repost if you get it, and capitalize Mother and Father for no reason!

maybe they're referring to mother and father in the collective sense. It takes a village!

also jpg taking away creation credit from our Lord and Saviour IMHO

I find the recent ubiquity of "if you get it" disturbing.

getting it with james franco

Next big FB macro in 9 different fonts and point sizes:

"When I was young I thought scooping dog shit into a paper bag, putting it on someone's porch, lighting it on fire, ringing their door bell, then running away, was hilarious fun. Now that I am a parent I hope I can teach my child to respect everyone, so I can pass on my newfound shame and guilt. Share if you get it."

zany plop antics

Thinking about yourself was fun?

Whoooooahhh.

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A guy who is "sad" because he thinks he's the only member of his generation who has seen Clockwork Orange is not a guy I want to know.

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~ Danny Dyer

ted theodore logan otm