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Who is Gallagher?

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Ya-Ya Toure. It's gonna be a good summer. CAKECAKECAKECAKE

it is a disgrace that his club thought winning the league was a bigger deal than his birthday. the nerve

Thinking one is a bigger deal doesn't entail forgetting the other.

except they didn't forget. 2 cakes, a card ,a twitter card, and a sing song BUT NO HANDSHAKE.

How can Ya Ya be expected to perform for such ingrates?

i thought the beef was that the birthday cake wasn't as large as the winning premier league cake?

I thought the cake came after the complaint

no idea i wish somebody would draw a timeline of this!

YAYA TOURE'S 31ST BIRTHDAY LIVEBLOG, AS IT HAPPENED

CAKEGATE

cakegate is like the worst & weakest shit reason for agitating for a transfer ever. At least when Cashley was talking shite about respect he meant "I need 55kpw of respect instead of £50kpw".

it seems v. reminiscent of Cashley tbh, don't remember him publicly articulating "it's just about the money" at the time

He essentially said the contract offer indicated a lack of respect.

Yaya's agent is using cakes and handshakes instead of contracts (though he's also going on about free Bugattis).

http://lolnewsday.wordpress.com/2014/05/21/yaya-toure-to-use-bing-as-manchester-city-star-backs-agents-claim-that-google-forgot-his-birthday/

"my client wants full image rights and a balloon animal" etc et al seems a bit infra dig tbh but we do be needing a transfer thread

West Brom have signed midfielder Craig Gardner from Premier League rivals Sunderland on a three-year deal.

"Craig is someone we have followed for a long time and we are delighted to get him," said director of football administration Richard Garlick.

Garlick added: "He has the flexibility to play in a few positions across the midfield, scores goals, and can slot in at right-back if required."

"and can slot in at right-back if required."

need to make a fantasy xi for this british footballer gravestone inscription leading contender

gardner
milner
jones
rooney

that's the transfer thread title imo

shout me down or i'm lettin' her rip

make it so

"do a job" is the usual parlance i spose but "slot in" is the tru realness, just a shitty builder with his arse out taking a triumphant gulp of his 10th sugary cuppa of the day as he admires a horrendous bodge job... seamless m8

strong berbatovian influence showing in these ludovogorets lads

where can i get a stweam

I've got it terrestrial for a change but wiziwig.eu always gives a few options ime

good match so far BTW sterling and balotelli look dangerous

Arsenal being taken to bits. Immobile runs through whole team and scores with last kick of the half.

Ryan Giggs will be catching up on Corrie: 2014/5 Champion's League

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― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:57 (6 months ago)

great game tonight

who's this rossiter lad? he has a very high shirt number!

yous are hilarious

argh Moyes flashback

must be tough to reminisce about the free-scoring moyes years.

reading back on all the liverpool defensive horror shows is painful.