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maybe organize a doner party and find out?

sarahell, Sunday, 18 May 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

just to be safe

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link

fuck my job I want to leave it

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link

things you almost said in real life but decided not to say

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 May 2014 13:24 (nine years ago) link

things you wanted to say in real life but sintead IM to your jaded co workers

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link

I'm pretty sure you're a pathological liar, or a psychopath, or both.

just1n3, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

It's really the equivalent, per Patton Oswalt, of the friendly Black Angus commercials vs. the threatening ones.

Like, the Who: "I need it every night. Come on and join the line!" Hey, that sounds like fun! See you guys tonight!

Queen: "WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU." Um, no, really, I'm good- "WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU." OK, but can I first just- "WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU."

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 19 May 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

^ this kind of XXXXXXXXXXX post

Mordy, Monday, 19 May 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

empathy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> advice

WilliamC, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

WORLD IS FUKT!

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

another bumper week

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link

of modern rock hits polls?

sarahell, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link

in the ball park

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 22:35 (nine years ago) link

shitstain related?

sarahell, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link

Staindhits

house always! (wins), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link

:D

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link

hey could you put all your short posts into one longer post so when i'm scrolling i can not read them faster? thanks

WHAT PART OF THE MAIN DO I GO 2. 2 GET THE TUTORS. (anky), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 07:41 (nine years ago) link

all-white Swiss psych band Hermann Rorschach:

http://i.imgur.com/Qo1vn4A.jpg

tao lin wolf (unregistered), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link

just smashed my FP per thread record

― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:29 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link

nupb

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

outed as a macklemore fan imo

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

lol, you tell 'em, hombre

ah now that's just lazy

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

"10 Ways to Tell if Your Girlfriend Thinks Your Wrists are Too Small"

nova ydal (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 26 May 2014 07:38 (nine years ago) link

I'm not sure that there is much equivalency between the misogyny of a man killing women on a shooting spree, and a man contradicting something a woman said or playing devil's advocate while they are having a conversation. However, my expressing this thought to some degree comprises a contradiction to what a woman has just said, indeed, it might be construed as playing the devil's advocate, so I find myself in a ticklish position here.

Aimless, Monday, 26 May 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link

continuum
kənˈtɪnjʊəm/
noun
a continuous sequence in which adjacent elements are not perceptibly different from each other, but the extremes are quite distinct.

estela, Monday, 26 May 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link

in case it's not clear, i don't see how equivalency could be introduced in good faith into that discussion.

estela, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

read thread title plz. thx.

Aimless, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link

get over it or gtfo

mattresslessness, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link

^ misanthropy?

Aimless, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link

kim and kanye y'all!

sarahell, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link

so wouldn't that mean that you would naturally hold the cheese and not just to save 30 calories?

sarahell, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:22 (nine years ago) link

beta imo

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link

racist, misogynist, spree killer -- he's the whole package!

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link

Wow you never stop grinding that axe huh

, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link

guilty by association

riot grillz (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:24 (nine years ago) link

i'm just gonna assume those are your own posts u had second thoughts about + not responses to mine

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link

^ Gonna assume this is a post you had second thoughts about

, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link

it is better than writing about music beloved by 13-year-olds though

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link

lol o rly

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link

david choe has always been gross

riot grillz (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

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mikelovestfu (wins), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link

oi

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 23:04 (nine years ago) link

haven't ye solved it yet?

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link

me and my SO have an MO in DC where we ZA and then home for PBR

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 30 May 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link

#NotPollMen

sarahell, Friday, 30 May 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link

LET'S AGREE THAT WE'VE HAD ENOUGH

mikelovestfu (wins), Friday, 30 May 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link


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