maybe organize a doner party and find out?
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 May 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link
just to be safe
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link
fuck my job I want to leave it
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link
things you almost said in real life but decided not to say
― Karl Malone, Monday, 19 May 2014 13:24 (nine years ago) link
things you wanted to say in real life but sintead IM to your jaded co workers
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link
I'm pretty sure you're a pathological liar, or a psychopath, or both.
― just1n3, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
It's really the equivalent, per Patton Oswalt, of the friendly Black Angus commercials vs. the threatening ones.
Like, the Who: "I need it every night. Come on and join the line!" Hey, that sounds like fun! See you guys tonight!
Queen: "WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU." Um, no, really, I'm good- "WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU." OK, but can I first just- "WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU."
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 19 May 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
^ this kind of XXXXXXXXXXX post
― Mordy, Monday, 19 May 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link
empathy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> advice
― WilliamC, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
✓
― the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
WORLD IS FUKT!
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link
another bumper week
― the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
of modern rock hits polls?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
in the ball park
― the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 22:35 (nine years ago) link
shitstain related?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link
Staindhits
― house always! (wins), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link
:D
― verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link
hey could you put all your short posts into one longer post so when i'm scrolling i can not read them faster? thanks
― WHAT PART OF THE MAIN DO I GO 2. 2 GET THE TUTORS. (anky), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 07:41 (nine years ago) link
all-white Swiss psych band Hermann Rorschach:
http://i.imgur.com/Qo1vn4A.jpg
― tao lin wolf (unregistered), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link
just smashed my FP per thread record― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:29 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link
nupb
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
outed as a macklemore fan imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:11 (nine years ago) link
lol, you tell 'em, hombre
― Deep brain stimulation leads patient to become huge Johnny Cash fan (WilliamC), Friday, 23 May 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
ah now that's just lazy
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link
"10 Ways to Tell if Your Girlfriend Thinks Your Wrists are Too Small"
― nova ydal (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 26 May 2014 07:38 (nine years ago) link
I'm not sure that there is much equivalency between the misogyny of a man killing women on a shooting spree, and a man contradicting something a woman said or playing devil's advocate while they are having a conversation. However, my expressing this thought to some degree comprises a contradiction to what a woman has just said, indeed, it might be construed as playing the devil's advocate, so I find myself in a ticklish position here.
― Aimless, Monday, 26 May 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link
continuumkənˈtɪnjʊəm/nouna continuous sequence in which adjacent elements are not perceptibly different from each other, but the extremes are quite distinct.
― estela, Monday, 26 May 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link
in case it's not clear, i don't see how equivalency could be introduced in good faith into that discussion.
― estela, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link
read thread title plz. thx.
― Aimless, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link
get over it or gtfo
― mattresslessness, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link
^ misanthropy?
― Aimless, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link
kim and kanye y'all!
― sarahell, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link
so wouldn't that mean that you would naturally hold the cheese and not just to save 30 calories?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:22 (nine years ago) link
beta imo
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link
racist, misogynist, spree killer -- he's the whole package!
― Mordy, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link
Wow you never stop grinding that axe huh
― 龜, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link
guilty by association
― riot grillz (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:24 (nine years ago) link
i'm just gonna assume those are your own posts u had second thoughts about + not responses to mine
― Mordy, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link
^ Gonna assume this is a post you had second thoughts about
― 龜, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link
it is better than writing about music beloved by 13-year-olds though
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link
lol o rly
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link
david choe has always been gross
― riot grillz (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
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― mikelovestfu (wins), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link
oi
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 23:04 (nine years ago) link
haven't ye solved it yet?
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link
me and my SO have an MO in DC where we ZA and then home for PBR
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 30 May 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/Ear_zpsccb3752c.jpg
― bands poll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 May 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link
#NotPollMen
― sarahell, Friday, 30 May 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
LET'S AGREE THAT WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
― mikelovestfu (wins), Friday, 30 May 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link