why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

These macros document the state of my fan
And how sleeping with it turned on is my plan
My fan, my fan, my fan, my fan

See, I was going to make that joke, but thought I'd hear "You think all Chinese use the Han calendar?" as a response.

I was followed by this Twitter user which seems to be a spam account, but has some priceless macros on his/her/its timeline @bd686a683e6c450

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoHC5RdIYAAXfuH.jpg

Letters of gratitude... to myself?

some stupid fuck I went to hs with posted this today:

http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bring-back-our-girls-2.jpg?74c692

I'm really, really trying to not respond to this trolly shit.

http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bring-back-our-girls-2.jpg?74c692

well, anyway it's a link to this:

http://www.ijreview.com/2014/05/139946-time-army-ranger-tweets-perfect-bringbackourgirls-response/

pic's broken on the link too.

has he sellotaped that to his t-shirt?

also, is that a yoda toy in the bottom right of the picture?

I keep wanting to respond to her w/something along the lines of "Dude has a point - let's send him to Nigeria", but I really shouldn't engage.

Highly trained operators are standing by! Call now!

'warriors' lol

pls to send paladins to nigeria thx

scraping the real bottom of the barrel here

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10170966_737637549602068_842320713_n.jpg

― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:18 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is cracking me up.

it's amazing

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/image_zpsd5c9eb8e.jpg

Gawker having a little fun with that one Darin linked to: http://gawker.com/help-marine-todd-get-his-message-out-to-the-nasty-hasht-1579578338

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--EizbotN8--/r2jvsc4snzu7e1fwk5nb.png

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--95yMOFaf--/wlatubl9cnxcdz3n0px7.png

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--teX01i66--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/trcejfduxcorjd1fsz43.png

man doesnt that guy know its warriors who took our girls in the first place

i don't even understand what's going on here anymore

if there's one group of people that've consistently made the world better thru-out history it's warriors

just spotted this old chestnut out in the wild:

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/l/t1.0-9/1538640_579966645410705_398406943_n.jpg

"I CAN READ" on the top of my resume. opens many doors.

'your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping' would be a good fake, inscrutable adage

thesaurus.com/browse/flipping burgers

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lisavsmalibustacy4.png

i remember a variation of that not-bill-gates list as a poster on a teacher's wall in the mid 90s. it was $40,000/year then, though.

And instead of a car phone it was an indoor toilet.

lol i missed car phone

tbh i like a fan for sleeping

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10330223_709492862430677_4837168821406206590_n.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSK8GmGooM

yo what week do you become able to post creepy facebook macros li'l dude?

Can't spell Facebook profile without Facebook prolife!

Week 23: Why isn't there a white history month?

fuzzy hair and smiling thing is 16 weeks postnatal iirc

Week 17: am sober again

hahaa

If by 'success' you mean the most successfully boring life ever
http://imageshack.com/a/img845/5936/a44ln.jpg

Peeps posting this on my feed with 'True' as the comment are making me pretty irate right now. Probably mostly based around no 1 and no 4. I mean isnt no 9 completely contrary to no 1?

I have no idea why im trying to make sense of this stupidity.

Yeah DUH get a job you ENJOY WTF is wrong with you lazy assholes who hate your jobs?

Suggestions for Success from Jackson Browne:

1. Don't run on empty.
2. Always watch the Russians, or they'll escape, like Russians do.
3. If you look too long at a slow parade of fears, you'll need to see the eye doctor.
4. Keep on moving, moving on, things are bound to be improving.
5. Stay just a little bit longer.

Dance like there is noone watching, motherfucker! (Xp)

this is killing me with lols

no the saddest part is the CLOCK

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, May 18, 2014 1:10 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh, television is NOT real life? Thanks for clearing that up, Gates.

crucial typo

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/5337_580593145318379_1603205568_n.jpg

her books aren't perky! why not?!

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/8/85763/2668329-pnp61.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10276003_10152392117877389_2254657954177277105_n.jpg

Animal Farm isn't that long