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The 12-foot penis of the Southern Left Whale.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jay-Z vs Giants Superbowl

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 17 January 2003 03:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

are you a jaw for jesus?

― donna (donna), Friday, 17 January 2003 05:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

not a misread ILX title but a misread cd cover.

Im listening to Sam Prekop right now. Anyways, my friend came over to my desk and asked me what I was listening to. I handed him the cd. "Oh Sam Peacock huh? He any good?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 17 January 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

crust of shame, I thought it was going to be a thread about bad bread.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Today: "have you ever written on your lower body?" I had no idea WHAT it might be about.

― , Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do you get DJ Krush and DJ Krust mixed up too, jel?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha I was just going to say crust of shame as well!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Would that be the state young men's* sheets can get into?

*Obviously we old men don't do things like that.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

All the guys I know do their sheets like 4 times a day, it's bizarre.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"P.S. We Should Be Shopping Together Too"

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

one I started, "NYC: Fancy a Rubber"--Felicity and I were looking for bridge partners in the five boroughs--was misinterpreted by Jess, as I recall.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

'shopkeepers will be persecuted'

― minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

panties that start too early

― minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

'the point of prolapse'

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

t/s: miffy vs greg kitten

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 20 January 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Crap Intimidation Techniques

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lots of ppl misread my "Walking With Beasts" as "Walking With Breasts".

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just read "Fucked Country" as "Fucked Courtney" and thought, "Oh, here we go again..."

― Arthur (Arthur), Saturday, 25 January 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

― thom west (thom w), Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rubbish Smiles

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

What do you think about when you masticate?

Put me right off my dinner, I tells ya.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Convince me that I shouldn't eat men'

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I read FACK YOU AMERICANS as Fuck You Americans. Ha ha.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gazza is the new God.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh hang on...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rubbish Smiles

― smee (smee), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I got a better one: Rubbish Similies!

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that smilies there, or are you being clever again?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

A stiffy so large that the easiest thing is just to measure it for a tuxedo.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

bitter living through acronyms

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 February 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

olsen twins dead

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tom Ewing is smoother than a trunk full of milk.

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

I also thought it was milk!

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

I actually read it as a "truck full of milk" and thought "mmm, smooth"

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

what do you do when you realize you are stuck at your "chosen profession"?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

frank kogan needs to know the diff between a pubic hair

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

"horny"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I read this correctly: "Having cute girls barge into your room late at night telling you they've 'heard about your equipment'"

But misread the post: "Classic or Free Jizz?"

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is the thread where we cure cancer.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 6 February 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mariah Carey: why is she black?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't blame Zodiac Mindwarp

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 February 2003 18:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

"this is the thread where we discuss the alternatives to evil"

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hovercraft - classic or dud?

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lesbian Cover Versions

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Like TaTu's How Soon Is Now, presumably?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

US troops attack Hussein's pussy.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 9 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"what 'great' jazz musicians just do not 'get' (and why)"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

i now have region free hair

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lesbion Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

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“B-b-but I am only a part-time punk, I didn’t know I was required to attend as well!”

― Pictish in the Woods (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 20 January 2024 23:37 (two months ago) link

American Ilxors: Do you use kitties to make tea?

― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 16:29 (two months ago) link

If you were a DJ, what song would you end every sex with, no matter what?

― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Sunday, 28 January 2024 15:38 (two months ago) link

a million morons

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 29 January 2024 02:16 (two months ago) link

but nutter

― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 January 2024 03:59 (two months ago) link

kids say the darkest things

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 3 February 2024 12:48 (two months ago) link

Candlemass - Bewitched

― z_tbd, Saturday, 3 February 2024 15:53 (two months ago) link

Taylor Swift - The Tortured Pets Department

― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 15:14 (two months ago) link

You Belong With Meow

― Virginia Wolfman (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 20:43 (two months ago) link

RFI: Ruining a film festival

― epistantophus, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 04:27 (two months ago) link

show me the ~dreariest~ jungle, drum'n'bass & uk garage tunes

― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 February 2024 09:49 (two months ago) link

America's favorite dystopian pastrami

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 8 February 2024 10:03 (two months ago) link

nourished by lime

― Josefa, Friday, 9 February 2024 19:33 (two months ago) link

Favorite Pep Boys Cover

― B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 10 February 2024 19:46 (two months ago) link

Ulster - Classic or Dud?

― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Sunday, 11 February 2024 20:10 (two months ago) link

Worthy Acts Snubbed by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 12 February 2024 12:52 (two months ago) link

... errrrrrrrr

― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Monday, 12 February 2024 14:26 (two months ago) link

Pictures of Whiners

― epistantophus, Monday, 12 February 2024 15:13 (two months ago) link

a million moms

― epistantophus, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 02:33 (two months ago) link

check the actual thread title Tom
Worthy Acts Snubbed by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 03:25 (two months ago) link

WAIT I swear to god the word "Hall" was missing when I posted that previously!

― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 03:26 (two months ago) link

The Million Mom March was totally a thing though. It was 2000. I was there, but the moms didn't stand still long enough for me to count them.

I think we saw half of Heart (Nancy Wilson, I guess) and I was about to make a dumb "half-Hearted" joke but then thought the better of it and kept my mouth shut.

― Virginia Wolfman (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 04:04 (two months ago) link

Xpost it was added in the mod request thread

― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 04:43 (two months ago) link

Don't Get POLL'd On Me Babe: Lloyd Banks Solo Albums

― brimstead, Friday, 16 February 2024 02:37 (two months ago) link

End 70's vocal album opening tracks

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 16 February 2024 04:30 (two months ago) link

Masters of the Air (Spielberg spanking series on Apple+)

― brimstead, Friday, 16 February 2024 20:35 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

What would you be like as a 16-year-old daddy?

― A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 02:48 (one month ago) link

small-time dime-dropping

― A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 02:55 (one month ago) link

The Films of Alexander Pope - C/D

― man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 March 2024 09:16 (one month ago) link

Skrewdriver: Classic or Dud?

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 14:29 (one month ago) link

Worthy Acts Snubbed By The Rock

― paisley got boring (Eazy), Sunday, 17 March 2024 06:21 (one month ago) link

The day the POLL went away: Nigel's The Farage

― Wry & Slobby (Portsmouth Bubblejet), Sunday, 17 March 2024 16:37 (one month ago) link

Lol ukelele poll

― sarahell, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 09:03 (four weeks ago) link

Man clothes: where do you bury them?

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 20:53 (four weeks ago) link

Hardcore Margarine Sufferers Unite

― Tom D (the first British Asian ILXor) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 14:32 (four weeks ago) link

Back when Paul Schrader played along with the musical guest on Letterman

― mark s, Saturday, 23 March 2024 15:16 (three weeks ago) link

Chillied Rolling Stones

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 25 March 2024 09:31 (three weeks ago) link

"Good books about bad music"

somebody should actually make that thread

― silverfish, Monday, 25 March 2024 13:09 (three weeks ago) link

Is there a "Good music about books" thread?

― Hideous Lump, Monday, 25 March 2024 17:58 (three weeks ago) link

“Good dancing about architecture”

― epistantophus, Monday, 25 March 2024 19:40 (three weeks ago) link

Songs heard while strippin'

― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 01:02 (three weeks ago) link

it's just because of the way it's ordered in my bookmarks at the top of the page but

A thread about the Denis Villeneuve-helmed reboot of DUNE
"I'm a sovereign human being, I stand under common law only" - Thread of Fremen

― silverfish, Monday, 1 April 2024 13:22 (two weeks ago) link

poets very much in character

― paisley got boring (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 April 2024 20:37 (two weeks ago) link

baader-meinhof members who changed everything

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 4 April 2024 05:47 (two weeks ago) link

the tuba

― The Prime of the Ancient Minister (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 April 2024 14:19 (two weeks ago) link

Band members who changed underwear

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 April 2024 15:06 (two weeks ago) link

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