The Darkness

You are wise. Please write for me again.

xxx

but The Darkness are not fun.

I can't tell whether they're uncool in an ironic way or just uncool, and couldn't give a shit either way really. Zzzz.

Freaky Trigger was going to have a big article about them but I lost the notebook in the pub :(

Has everyone *really* forgotten how completely awful the mid '70's were?!? apparently they have!

The only thing I found even more incredible than the sound they made was the "personalities" of the people making it. Lest there be any misunderstanding, I do not mean "incredible" in a good way.

Not merely dud but hyper dud, mega dud, uber dud, the word "dud" does not even begin to cover it, they are beyond the confines of mere dudishness. Yes, I do n=know it's not a "Classic Or Dud" thread - if it was I'd have been far more outspoken.

Most of the album is good, bits just OK or a bit jokey but "Get Your Hands.." and "I Believe..." are magnificent pop.

In a nutshell Bob, thank you!

Nigel Tufnel: It's like, "How much more black could this be?", and the answer is none. None more black.

"This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."

I think you forgot to deduct songwriting ability from the right hand side that equation Charlie.

"We are the Four Horsemen of the Rock Apocalypse!"

Yes, completely otm Stewart. Their first single, and that cover they did of Street Spirit, both made me giggle when I first heard them, but that was under the assumption that they were a novelty joke band I'd never have to hear again. Now I find that a) they take themselves seriously and b) other people take themselves seriously, and I'd far rather just not have the joke in the first place because it wasn't really that funny anyway.

Contrary to what The Lex says, I think this joke was funny in the first place (Spinal Tap); it was even a good enough joke to be funny in the second place (Bad News).

Of course you could argue that the fact that the band and most of the people who are buying their records don't seem to realise it's a joke is a novel twist - but actually that's the oldest and most tired joke of all.

From first principles then - what is bad about the kind of music The Darkness play?

If 'I believe in a thing called love' doesn't go to #1 when it's re-released in a couple of weeks I will sulk.

Do you seriously think The Darkness stand / would have stood up to comparison with the original bands whose style they're aping or; given a historically level playing field; would they (as I believe) have ended up at best as 4th Division no-hopers playing for beer money on the local pub circuit?

hee hee!

Unfortunately they keep dragging the rest of us with them!

Those who know too much history are also doomed to repeat it at the rest of us.

ilm hates fun

-- Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:17 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

This guy really was the worst ILX poster ever

Dude this Fritz obsession of yours is really, really weird.

yay The Darkness. they had good b-sides.

"I know the right guys
'Cause I used to work in building supplies"

lulz

Turbonegro have the better humour and choruses in their (superior) songs.
This is dreadful, one of the worst things I've ever heard. Only a complete tasteless sad bastard could like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFYv6gSqimE

Uh oh
http://thequietus.com/articles/05866-darkness-reform-for-download

http://new.assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/5866/darkness_1300183131_crop_550x350.jpg

It's Laffin' Nick Cave and the not-bad seeds!

Least clamored for reunion ever?

i'm pretty excited for it

Good news.. although is this a reunion or ending a hiatus?

or even 'closure', seeing as how Frankie is back

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/lighter.jpg

"Love on the Rocks" is their "Paradise City"

I was at a wedding a few months ago and they played "Thing Called Love" and it went over surprisingly well.

^good display name/posting subject interface

because they are going to go away next week.
― doom-e, Wednesday, August 6, 2003 6:30 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even a stopped clock etc

xxp it's like Right Said Fred's 'I'm Too Sexy', in that there are very specific situations where it'll work and not sound like crap, but even then it's so specific that it won't work every time.

Wow, I pulled out some of Permission to Land after years. I feel like it might sound even better now! Really good power pop. I was inspired after hearing someone nail "I Believe..." at karaoke last night and thinking about how tricky it actually is.

Album four should be out in early 2015. They're also going to have a new drummer this time around.

Did the previous one explode?

Permission is awesome. Their subsequent output not so much.

I really like the Hot Leg album. I was hoping for another one from them more than I was a Darkness reunion.

Love On The Rocks With No Ice is mammoth. They were so great in those early days, and such a treat to interview. They fucked it up so badly with the second album.

I only remember '1984' from the Hot Leg record. Oh, and maybe 'Cocktail.'

Hot Cakes might be the best Darkness album unfortunately no one has ever heard it.

I kinda thought the 2nd album was pretty dope. Try "Is It Just Me," "Dinner Lady Arms," "Girlfriend," "English Country Garden" and the title track. Honestly I think the 1st album is equally spotty, but the highlights are kinda incredible.

So many great memories just thinking about that first Darkness record.

They were very entertaining live around the time of that first album!

One Way Ticket to Hell...And Back is a great album, but its nowhere near as immediate as the first Darkness album. It didn't help that the first single was garbage too.

Yeah, I listened to Hot Cakes and really liked it.

It didn't help that the first single was garbage too.

I wouldn't call it garbage, but it was a bad choice for a lead single.

i kind of love how their new single rips off 'sex type thing'

at least in terms of riff

OH THE STATE OF ELATION THAT THIS UNISON OF HEARTS HAS ACHIVEVED

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/80EE/production/_89960033_2b161983-d852-4afd-b3d0-ee112f38435b.jpg

“Growing on Me” is still in my head 15 years later or whatever
The best song about crabs ever written

"Christmas Time" is one of the all-time great Christmas records, snow fucks given

it works

the lost b-side “out of my hands” is ace

I think 'Christmas Time' is the best Darkness song full stop!