― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 6 November 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link
he offered me some maui wowie and some windowpane, but i didn't have enough cash to procure.
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link
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― adam... (nordicskilla), Thursday, 18 November 2004 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link
sorry...i just saw spartacus.
― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 March 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link
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― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link
Coming up: Jeff Weaver will bring the highest ERA on the staff (10.61) into Wednesday's game against the Baltimore Orioles at Vero Beach. Weaver had a 6.99 ERA last spring and started the season with a 6.07 ERA in April before getting back on track. This will be his fourth start of the spring.
― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― MVP (nordicskilla), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link
Weaver gave up 8 hits and 1 walks over 6 innings yesterday, only serving up 3 soft tacos as opposed to the much harder variety that Albert Pujols introduced him to last week.
― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 17 March 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link
HI LEEE I AM INTRIGUED BY YOUR ORGANIZATION'S LITERATURE AND WOULD LIKE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR DELUDED CULT I MEAN BINGO CLUB
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link
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― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link
Coaching visit to the mound and only one out. SF 3, LA 0.
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link
These aren't those long tacos that you get at some places, these are strictly more of the station to station variety.
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leeenge de Bruijn (Leee), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM TACOS.
― Leeenge de Bruijn (Leee), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leeenge de Bruijn (Leee), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link
xxpost
― Leeenge de Bruijn (Leee), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link
K'd by Jered, but later got his bro to 4-3.
― Andy K, Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133f0ea99d8970b-pi
― Andy K, Monday, 14 June 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
http://blog.mlive.com/its-just-sports/2009/06/large_theweaves.jpg
― Andy K, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
even tho that's the first time i've ever seen their dad, i could've picked him out of a line up even w/o the jerseys
― kaká flocká flame (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
yea srsly the tacos do not fall far from the taco truck, apparently
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
I ate 5 tacos last night, it looks like Weaver is eating his tonight.
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 31 July 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link
all you can eat taco bar in SD tonight?
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Judging from his expressions, Weaver ate the brown guac prior to the game.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link
pound the zone weav!
from last night
http://www.brooksbaseball.net/pfxVB/numlocation.php?pitchSel=213711&game=gid_2010_08_02_sdnmlb_lanmlb_1/&batterX=&innings=yyyyyyyyy&sp_type=1&s_type=
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/a6/fullj.c815b116516660c61557e2c1b411f2ab/c815b116516660c61557e2c1b411f2ab-getty-97635657sd014_chicago_white.jpg
― Andy K, Monday, 27 September 2010 08:56 (thirteen years ago) link
8 years removed from 10 tacos. RIP weaverbros
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 05:47 (eleven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CB_XkM-VIAE4DnW.png
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link
The velocity of his brother's final pitch was 87.2 mph.
http://bit.ly/1Fi8wMr
He entered with the bases loaded, escaped unscathed, and earned a HOLD for his one-pitch effort.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link
@MikeDiGiovanna#Angels P Jered Weaver: "I'm pretty much serving BP up there. I have to figure out a way to work with what I've got."
― Andy K, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link
jered weaver rehabbed at inland empire tonight; supposedly his fastball was 'sitting' 82
― mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 04:55 (eight years ago) link
i bought 3 cheesy crunch gorditas last night but could only eat 2
― qualx, Friday, 31 July 2015 04:58 (eight years ago) link
had the last one tonight, it was cold, but still cheesy
this is just to say
― qualx, Friday, 31 July 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/9/17/9346475/jered-weaver-kyle-seager-unwritten-rules
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 September 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link
That was some bullshit gamesmanship from Seager, though.
― Andy K, Thursday, 17 September 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
yes
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 September 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link
This is an elaborate joke, right? Jered Weaver on...stretching.
"It doesn't feel like your body's supposed to do that, but it needs to," Weaver said. "I just hated the feeling of it. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me. But, if you're gonna commit yourself to staying in this game, if your passion and love is still in it, you're gonna do what it takes to get through that. I'm well aware of what I need to do. I'm going to stay on top of it as much as possible."Weaver, 33, spoke Sunday at Tempe Diablo Stadium, where the Angels are continuing spring-training exercises. He has thrown two bullpen sessions here and earned positive reviews from the team.He worked hard at stretching this off-season, he said, and began throwing one month earlier than usual to see if the stretching was working. It was. Weaver said his stretching and massage work was primarily "old school," with "a lot of knees and elbows."
Weaver, 33, spoke Sunday at Tempe Diablo Stadium, where the Angels are continuing spring-training exercises. He has thrown two bullpen sessions here and earned positive reviews from the team.
He worked hard at stretching this off-season, he said, and began throwing one month earlier than usual to see if the stretching was working. It was. Weaver said his stretching and massage work was primarily "old school," with "a lot of knees and elbows."
http://www.latimes.com/sports/angels/la-sp-angels-20160222-story.html
― Andy K, Monday, 22 February 2016 07:14 (eight years ago) link
@pedromouraJered Weaver did not throw a pitch faster than 83 mph in his first spring inning
― mookieproof, Friday, 4 March 2016 20:26 (eight years ago) link
he's saving it for the regular season
Im proud of lil' weav for being a better junk baller than his big brother
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 4 March 2016 23:05 (eight years ago) link
After spring debut, Angels' Jered Weaver passes torch to Garrett Richards
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/garrett-706849-torch-jered.html
Hopefully he won't have to reach so far that he becomes limber enough to crank it up to 84.
― Andy K, Saturday, 5 March 2016 13:50 (eight years ago) link
topped out at 80 today, gave up three homers in 2 2/3
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 22:18 (eight years ago) link
btw i really love that b-ref's automated projections have him earning one save this year despite his having never, in his career, pitched in relief
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 March 2016 00:44 (eight years ago) link
Jered Weaver’s Fastball: Sorry … this is taking a little longer than I thought … almost there
Klaw: Take your time. We’ve got another half hour at least.
Michael: Guys like Weaver and Sabathia presumably wouldn’t make their teams if they were 24 and making $500k. Is it fair to ask then, why don’t those teams just realize the sunk cost and release them?
Klaw: In Weaver’s case they might have to do that – how can you let him start if Carlos Perez could just catch Weaver’s fastball with his teeth?
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 March 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link
@JeffFletcherOCRAngels Jered Weaver just gave up a 3-run HR in the 1st inning of his minor league game. He's faced 4 A's Class-A hitters.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link
GUTSGUILEGUAC
― Andy K, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 20:43 (eight years ago) link
@pedromouraJered Weaver gave up a 2-run double to metalcore fan Jon Lucroy, and did not back up the plate on a close play at home. Milwaukee leads, 4-1
― Andy K, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 01:16 (eight years ago) link
Daren Willman @darenwMost pitches 70 MPH or slower since 2014:Jered Weaver 1047RA Dickey 401Despaigne 247Eric Stults 213Steven Wright 213Odorizzi 143
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 14:51 (eight years ago) link
Currently outdueling Kershaw.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link
@msimonespnHighest Hard-Hit Rate, PitchersJered Weaver 25.4%Jake Odorizzi 23.3%Phil Hughes 22.8%José Quintana 20.4%
― Andy K, Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link
@pedromouraJered Weaver is topping out at 84 mph through two long innings. 3 runs in, and Minute Maid Park is calling many of his fastballs changeups.
― Andy K, Saturday, 23 July 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link
0.2 IP, 4 ER, 3 H, 2 HBP
@sdutdennislinJered Weaver said he's been dealing with some dead arm since his last bullpen. He's had dead-arm phases in past springs.
...
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 21:36 (seven years ago) link
Try STRETCHING.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 22:26 (seven years ago) link
14 homers allowed in 35.2 IP
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link
Greg Zaun (the blue jays wannabe don cherry talking head) has started referring to home runs as tacos.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 19 May 2017 04:39 (six years ago) link
https://popculturehasaids.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/weaver_5-24-09.jpg
― Andy K, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link
This is a death.
― Andy K, Thursday, 17 August 2017 01:05 (six years ago) link
*scrapes tortilla chip across empty family-size guac container*
― Andy K, Thursday, 17 August 2017 01:06 (six years ago) link
thread is now awaiting the next generation of weavers
― qualx, Thursday, 17 August 2017 05:07 (six years ago) link
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Of course the Seager parents are in the building for Dodgers vs. Mariners.<br><br>Even with just Kyle playing (get well soon, Corey), his mom Jody had to rep both sides. <a href="https://t.co/Z8ww5aeHQc">pic.twitter.com/Z8ww5aeHQc</a></p>— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) <a href="
Of course the Seager parents are in the building for Dodgers vs. Mariners.Even with just Kyle playing (get well soon, Corey), his mom Jody had to rep both sides. pic.twitter.com/Z8ww5aeHQc— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) August 18, 2018
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:09 (five years ago) link
Every single time I see "Bernie Sanders campaign advisor Jeff Weaver" I have to remind myself, sadly, that it's not *that* Jeff Weaver. https://t.co/TFlCTSK4tT— Jon Tayler, Smiling Politely (@JATayler) April 27, 2020
― Andy K, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:05 (four years ago) link
Man what’s a guy gotta do to get an invite to spring? Zero calls since I retired.. kinda weird. Oh well.— Jered Weaver (@Weave1036) February 25, 2023
Any organizations with a "no stretching" philosophy out there?
― Andy K, Thursday, 30 March 2023 17:15 (one year ago) link