OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

The whole creating and maintaining a persona where yr obligated to be funny all the time thing seems p weird to me

at least when your persona is tied in with yr real self. i bet dril IRL is… someone famous, or a scientist of some kind.

What if he's just Jack Nicholson

https://twitter.com/KattWillFerrell/status/471454339157213185

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/01/magazine/the-smutty-metaphor-queen-of-lawrence-kansas.html

“Everyone except for a few people donated in small amounts,” Lockwood said. “Things like $4.20 or $6.66, people with user names like theslavekitten.”

ffs

she's fucking dreadful as well

ur dreadful

dreadfully hard to people online(man)

please provide me with an impassioned defence of patricia lockwood

"sext" top 3 worst twitter things

equals, even. blinded with rage rn.

it has had a deleterious effect upon your typing.

sext: i am a man, online, and hard.

about as good as hers, looking forward to the NYT profile.

she is awesome and that profile is awesome and you are probably terrible

otm(3)

Exlain her to me. I'm willing to listen, to learn, to be enlightened.

lol knowing who online hardman 'actually' is i can verfiy that yes terrible is correct as well as sad, very very sad.

Exlain her to me. I'm willing to listen, to learn, to be enlightened.

― online hardman, Friday, May 30, 2014 9:02 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dont think i could do a better job than that profile tbh

sext: i am a long forgotten flamewar on the remains of a once-prominent internet discussion forum. you revive me.

ayo balls, do you know me irl

either way "very very sad" is a 10/10 diss

uh that picture that ran w/ the profile a++ imo

dwhite btw

her book is really good!

@swarthyvillian is my new fav now that wettbutt is dead

Schlump & 3 other ILXors just followed @SwarthyVillain

lol

@swarthyvillain: BUZZFEED BENNY: Ted Cruz showed us every YOLO has nine lives
HERZOG: this man's deception consumes him. His very being is a joke of God

wow first john v now lauren saturn weird twitter hitting a rough patch in their romantic relations

its very interesting how the public and private, online and irl play out on twitter/internet

feels pretty weird to witness these peoples public shamings, theyve become public figures cause they have 5000 twitter followers

Twitter is much better when I just visit people's favstars

weird twitter always had a 10th grade drama club edge to it. don't really have to shake those things hard to blow 'em up.

who is lauren saturn?

idk shes a weird tweeter

i missed this round of drama but i like LS and don't know what she is supposed to have done?

someone put together a storify re her misdeads u can find it if u search twitter, felt kinda weird researching the whole thing, but the heart wants what it wants

Some of her twitter (and irl?) exes say she's emotionally abusive + manipulative https://storify.com/A_Spacemuseum/lauren-saturn-you-mean-vulva

i dont even know who she is i guess im not Weird enough anymore

sounds like she threatens suicide, emotionally manipulates ppl online, accuses ppl of abusing her as a smokescreen for her own abuses, engages in serial internet drama, etc. lucky we don't have anyone like that on ilx!

is there a cool part of ilx i dont know about

no there isnt

ok good

wherever lag00n posts on ilx - that's the cool part

B-)

jeez i mean my interactions with her have always been positive and i know she is maybe not the most stable person out there but the high-pitched charges of serial abuse and mental illness seem to be such a recurring feature of weird twet that idek anymore

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