kim and kanye y'all!
― sarahell, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link
so wouldn't that mean that you would naturally hold the cheese and not just to save 30 calories?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:22 (nine years ago) link
beta imo
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link
racist, misogynist, spree killer -- he's the whole package!
― Mordy, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link
Wow you never stop grinding that axe huh
― 龜, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link
guilty by association
― riot grillz (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:24 (nine years ago) link
i'm just gonna assume those are your own posts u had second thoughts about + not responses to mine
― Mordy, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link
^ Gonna assume this is a post you had second thoughts about
― 龜, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link
it is better than writing about music beloved by 13-year-olds though
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link
lol o rly
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link
david choe has always been gross
― riot grillz (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
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― mikelovestfu (wins), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link
oi
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 23:04 (nine years ago) link
haven't ye solved it yet?
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link
me and my SO have an MO in DC where we ZA and then home for PBR
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 30 May 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/Ear_zpsccb3752c.jpg
― bands poll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 May 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link
#NotPollMen
― sarahell, Friday, 30 May 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
LET'S AGREE THAT WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
― mikelovestfu (wins), Friday, 30 May 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link
not you
― I fink U freakfolk & I like U a Larkin (sleeve), Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link
― sarahell, Friday, May 30, 2014 10:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
nice
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 31 May 2014 05:32 (nine years ago) link
wouldn't be the first time around here tbf
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Saturday, 31 May 2014 08:19 (nine years ago) link
amazing that someone so innocuous can be so shit
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 03:29 (nine years ago) link
So many things I want to respond to here but I keep deleting everything I type. This doesn't belong in this thread.
― I Miss You(tube embeds) (onimo), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 11:30 (nine years ago) link
There was something wrong with that tape. It had "We Will Rock You" on it.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link
Group sex = classic; open relationships = dud.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
fart
― doctrine the house (electricsound), Thursday, 5 June 2014 09:14 (nine years ago) link
99 problems, each of them relating to a separate female partner of mine
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 June 2014 09:31 (nine years ago) link
oh just fuck off, led zeppelin
― Who whom kissed? (imago), Thursday, 5 June 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link
^ woulda been in the Is music journalism really a career for an adult? thread iirc
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 5 June 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
:D
― Who whom kissed? (imago), Thursday, 5 June 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link
srsly tho, you've had your zeppy fun, now I declare 'enough'
or are you gonna do an eagles-style 'every track' wankathon
― Who whom kissed? (imago), Thursday, 5 June 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
People enjoying something that I don't enjoy -- god damn them all to hell forever.
― WilliamC, Thursday, 5 June 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
pickle penis
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 5 June 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Thursday, June 5, 2014 9:31 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 June 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
those didn't count afaict
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Friday, 6 June 2014 06:16 (nine years ago) link
quantity of dead babies in septic tank
― sarahell, Friday, 6 June 2014 06:50 (nine years ago) link
can't help but read that^ to the rhythm of "23 positions in a one night stand"
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 June 2014 07:45 (nine years ago) link
i'll gett me coat
― doctrine the house (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2014 08:58 (nine years ago) link
yaaaaa
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Friday, 6 June 2014 09:00 (nine years ago) link
hopefully the writer has a gay son who will now feel safe to come out
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Sunday, 8 June 2014 01:21 (nine years ago) link
those poor cute pigs
http://vegan-magazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/overcrowded-pigs-meatless-mondays.jpg
― sarahell, Monday, 9 June 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link
yay movies *mimes jerking off*
― no matter how crabby of a mood I’m in because of the New World Order (WilliamC), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
^from Marriage - classic or dud thread
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:45 (nine years ago) link
hahaha
― no matter how crabby of a mood I’m in because of the New World Order (WilliamC), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link
don't take your unresolved Mordy issues out on Phil D
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link
Very tempted to bump the ideas for ilx thread to back up the request for a 'hide thread' feature. Must resist clusterfuck magnetism. Must resist. Arrrrrrrrrrrgh.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
irresistable power of the World Cup
― arid banter (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link
the endgame of identity politics actually is "let's get back to segregation"
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link
why are all these strips terrible
― TMI@JFC.U_U (wins), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
Yeah well, I heard you bat for the other side.
― Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link