@swarthyvillian is my new fav now that wettbutt is dead
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 June 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link
Schlump & 3 other ILXors just followed @SwarthyVillain
― schlump, Sunday, 1 June 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 June 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
@swarthyvillain: BUZZFEED BENNY: Ted Cruz showed us every YOLO has nine lives HERZOG: this man's deception consumes him. His very being is a joke of God
wow first john v now lauren saturn weird twitter hitting a rough patch in their romantic relations
― lag∞n, Saturday, 7 June 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
its very interesting how the public and private, online and irl play out on twitter/internet
― lag∞n, Saturday, 7 June 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
feels pretty weird to witness these peoples public shamings, theyve become public figures cause they have 5000 twitter followers
― lag∞n, Saturday, 7 June 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
Twitter is much better when I just visit people's favstars
― 龜, Saturday, 7 June 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
weird twitter always had a 10th grade drama club edge to it. don't really have to shake those things hard to blow 'em up.
― Clay, Saturday, 7 June 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link
who is lauren saturn?
― goole, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link
idk shes a weird tweeter
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link
i missed this round of drama but i like LS and don't know what she is supposed to have done?
― patron sailor, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link
someone put together a storify re her misdeads u can find it if u search twitter, felt kinda weird researching the whole thing, but the heart wants what it wants
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
Some of her twitter (and irl?) exes say she's emotionally abusive + manipulative https://storify.com/A_Spacemuseum/lauren-saturn-you-mean-vulva
― 龜, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
i dont even know who she is i guess im not Weird enough anymore
― ciderpress, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
sounds like she threatens suicide, emotionally manipulates ppl online, accuses ppl of abusing her as a smokescreen for her own abuses, engages in serial internet drama, etc. lucky we don't have anyone like that on ilx!
― Mordy, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link
is there a cool part of ilx i dont know about
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link
no there isnt
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 9 June 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link
ok good
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
wherever lag00n posts on ilx - that's the cool part
― Mordy, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
B-)
jeez i mean my interactions with her have always been positive and i know she is maybe not the most stable person out there but the high-pitched charges of serial abuse and mental illness seem to be such a recurring feature of weird twet that idek anymore
― patron sailor, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75/Blue_Lagoon.JPG
― Mordy, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link
tbf you have a history of supporting this kind of person, it's not surprising in the least that you'd miss warning signs xp
― Mordy, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link
god mordy you're a chore sometimes i think ppl should call you choredy
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 9 June 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link
excuse me?
― patron sailor, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link
― patron sailor, Monday, June 9, 2014 11:06 AM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah these cultures that are so morally judgmental and lacking in understanding and forgiveness tend to collapse in on themselves cause ultimately no one can live up to thier standards, and a lot of the standards are borne of secret self loathing in the first place
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link
it wld be interesting if one of these people who got outed was just all im really sorry for what ive done real and imagined can you all help me become a better person
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:11 (nine years ago) link
oh dang i do know who she is, she's the one who dated one of my SA friends and messed with him real bad
i had no idea she was twitter popular tho
― ciderpress, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link
ha damn there it is
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link
i find it odd that they are referring to her as a "leader"
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Monday, 9 June 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
what makes a great twitter leader? (rhetorical)
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Monday, June 9, 2014 12:25 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah there are all sorts of strange and fascinating things going on re the built in assumptions of this particular culture, its quite grandiose
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
yea it's the zero-tolerance "if you follow this person on twitter you are supporting their abuse and i will unfollow you for it" that i don't really understand.
i mean i don't identify with the imperative for follower purity, of course, but also the implication that following necessarily means support
― patron sailor, Monday, 9 June 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link
can someone explain this lauren saturn ruckus in 101 terms? getting a headache trying to work out what storify dude is going on about
― NI, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 03:26 (nine years ago) link
she manipulated and generally treated her partners/friends like shit, yea?
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 04:00 (nine years ago) link
gathered that over 100+ tweets. any specifics?
― NI, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 04:34 (nine years ago) link
xp so what don't we all do that? brjng back wettbutt
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 04:46 (nine years ago) link
also a bunch of stuff about her sleeping with underage boys
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 04:50 (nine years ago) link
skim read it...people take DMs seriously huh
― online hardman, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 09:58 (nine years ago) link
Not even the actual content of the message, just the process of moving from public to private communication
― online hardman, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 09:59 (nine years ago) link
have DMd u.
― oppet, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 12:05 (nine years ago) link
honestly I can't get past "lauren-saturn-you-mean-vulva"
― On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 13:25 (nine years ago) link
lauren-saturn-you-mean-vulva-grabs-solitary-caffeine-hit-way-pilates-class.html
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link
hey.. Dmd u
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link
so uh @wettbutt is back with some extremely long autobiographical pastebin backstory that i don't really have the time or inclination to untangle at the moment but linking here in case y'all care
pastebin.com/E73rpsc9
― patron sailor, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link
People who thrive on personal drama are repulsive to me.
― Dan I., Wednesday, 18 June 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
(I mean wetbutt himself, not you, although surely there are better soap operas out there to watch)
― Dan I., Wednesday, 18 June 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link
haha i wasn't searching for updates, honest! his account was apparently reactivated and his av popped up in the "followers you follow" dialog for a different user & checked it only because the last i knew the acct was suspended. ive only skimmed that so far but ehh i'm not really compelled to keep up, just keeping the old 'weird twitter' gossip thread rolling fwiw
― patron sailor, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link
ironic since deathdrone has a "pastebin" too
― macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link