even more quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a new rolling new york times thread

I lost... my dojo. But the dojo remains... in fly underground kicks from Japan.

+1

Can't wait til the sea level rises and swallows up NYC

eventually glazed over all this borough talk, everybody just move to Seattle

The only city in America that reeks more strongly of piss than NYC

that's a sign of quality

other cities aren't even worth leaving your mark on

i'm staying put, and with the new rent will probably be recycling my urine.

i'll probably hate my cancer doctor enough in a year next April when I use a broker to move to Queens.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Queens_Boulevard_at_57th_Avenue.jpg

the promised land awaits you

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/03/arts/design/collectors-new-face-off-giant-nude-statue-in-old-westbury.html

Residents of wealthy Old Westbury, N.Y., do not have to worry about living downwind of a pig farm or next to a fraternity house.

They do have to be concerned, it turns out, that a millionaire neighbor will plop a 33-foot, painted bronze sculpture of a beyond-naked pregnant woman with an exposed fetus on his front lawn. So when Aby Rosen, the real estate titan and art collector, installed this 13-ton statue by Damien Hirst on his newly renovated property last month, his neighbors were roused into action.

“It is out of character with the neighborhood,” the village’s mayor, Fred Carillo, has said in interviews, noting that it would be more appropriate outside a medical building devoted to obstetrics and gynecology.

As a result of complaints, village officials have voted to hold a public hearing this month on a proposed law to limit the height of statues to 25 feet, even ones by famous artists.

credit due to the nyt for making me feel sympathy for the guy with the 33-foot damien hirst statue.

I think that thing or an edition of it was at Lever House for a while

ahhh why is there no photo of it on his lawn

beyond naked

i imagine that is beautiful

i need to see it, i need neighbors looking on disaprovingly

if there was ever a case for gumshoe reporting

ffs people

http://i.imgur.com/F4qjzi1.png

The sculpture was in midtown manhattan at the lever building for awhile maybe six years ago
I passed by it semi regularly on the way to work
It sure is something

yeah, thought so.

I also remember that Hirst installation in the lobby of lever from maybe back then or longer ago. It was the first time I had ever actually even noticed the lever building, so it was pretty shocking to walk by and see all these splayed open sheep carcasses in glass tanks or whatever the hell it was in the all-glass lobby of a midtown building, even though I recognized pretty quickly what it was. This other lady who was peering in at the same time goes "Oooh, I know what's going on in there -- animal testing!"

The only city in America that reeks more strongly of piss than NYC
--龜

San Francisco has a strong claim to this title unless the tech bros ruined that too?!

I like that the village mayor is trying to foist Damien Hirst sculptures off on unsuspecting OB/GYN wards. I keep wanting to get down to Old Westbury though - the SUNY campus is a Brutalist "let's do a hill town, but with concrete" piece by John Johansen, right up my alley.

This other lady who was peering in at the same time goes "Oooh, I know what's going on in there -- animal testing!"

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lmao

that part abt moving the sculpture to hospital was so good the mayor shd be an art critic

also the lady who thought it was animal testing prob

http://www.erratica.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/100_1979.JPG

i can't find the general new-york-times-is-terrible thread

but

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/06/06/opinion/food-chains-code-name-parmigiano.html?_r=0

what are we doing here. cmon.

just write words.

i kinda liked that but it made me want to see photographs not drawings

http://www.caseificiorosso.it/grafica/azienda/stagionatura/1.jpg

look all these cheeses

"i don't flinch at the 26.50/lb price tag because what would be the point of the story if i flipped out at the price & went to Costco instead"

http://www.accademiariaci.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/chef02.jpg

gosh

praise cheeses

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-P9A4GtrrxM4/UkiHIKAV5tI/AAAAAAAACH4/PzYRej-WgWc/s1600/italy-2013-thursday-2645+(6+of+11).jpg

fascera

http://www.cheesemaking.com/images/newsletterimages/ChzVisit012.JPG

love amongst the stacks

http://www.recipegirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Italy-Trip-13.jpg

http://www.lifeinitaly.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/ifimage/Cellar%2520with%2520Cheese%2520called%2520Parmigiano%2520Reggiano%2520%2528parmesan%2529.%2520Italy..jpg

cheese dungeon

http://i.imgur.com/JKKzYiJ.jpg

This flash graphic is worth at least $7 million wow

u can see why

lagoon are you applying for a job at the new york times because you're doing great work here man but i just don't have that authority

plz

how much must this guy hate cheese

http://www.recipegirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Italy-Trip-13.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8oG0BAY.gif

This NYT article is very whimsical and fun it inspires me to have some fun too haha just having a blague XD

its a good time

i like cheese

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/08/realestate/student-loans-make-it-hard-to-rent-or-buy-a-home.html

When Tierney Cooke arrived in New York City in 2010, she faced a daunting choice: pay rent or pay off her student debt. She had taken out loans to put herself through four years at the University of Washington in Seattle, and her first job as a nanny barely paid the bills.
Ms. Cooke, 26, a California native, eventually landed a job in digital advertising, but still couldn’t find the money to pay the rent and the debt collectors at the same time.
Several missed payments dashed her credit score and that of her father, since he had co-signed the loans. Ms. Cooke stifled her dream of living alone.
“I take my responsibility for my part and not being on top of it,” Ms. Cooke said, but added that she signed on the dotted line as a clueless teenager. “At 18 or 19, agreeing to take on thousands and thousands of dollars of debt, I had no idea what it meant.”
Eventually, Ms. Cooke moved into a two-bedroom in Manhattan that housed four women, one boyfriend and two dogs, including Ms. Cooke’s cockapoo, Oliver.
She moved out, and for two months, slept on friends’ couches and air mattresses in divided bedrooms and spare nooks. Oliver, the dog, was not always welcome where Ms. Cooke was, so he had his own itinerary of abrupt relocations. She shed any remnants of an REM cycle at her sixth pit stop. “I was basically sharing a living room with a guy who snored and talked in his sleep,” she said.

tierney cooke, that's made up, that's an aaron sorkin name

blog with me

I missed the most aggy bit in that quote

Eventually, Ms. Cooke moved into a two-bedroom in Manhattan that housed four women, one boyfriend and two dogs, including Ms. Cooke’s cockapoo, Oliver.

“I couldn’t take it,” she said. “They were all in college.”

Ms. Cooke stifled her dream of living alone.

Ms. Cooke stifled her father's dream of a decent credit score

2011:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/23/sports/baseball/23giants.html

“It feels like October all over again,” said Tierney Cooke, a 22-year-old transplant from the Bay Area, who met her boyfriend, Dylan Houle, also from the East Bay, at the same bar while watching the Giants. “If they didn’t bring it down here, it would have been a disservice to all these loyal fans.”