why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

...every photo she uploaded was of her kid, that is

Back in the day, I posted pics of my two, here, on the odd occasion.

Yes they are cuter than me but also I don't tend to take pictures of myself.

tl;dr also Britishes

http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_434_20140508113308.jpg

From @SoVeryBritish on twitter, which I quite like, if that's ok with you, cheers, ta, nice one

I'm not generalizing here.

― pplains, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 18:43 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

apart from when you bluntly decided they were fat women without ever seeing them

I didn't say they were fat.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpS1b_-CYAAWpVu.png

lol

I need that to be a parody.

bahahahahaha

well the 800 number is one digit short so prob a parody

And it's got the Something Awful logo at lower left.

also it's suggesting that vaccinations lead to heroin addiction

I'm flipping back and forth between this thread and one with pictures of actual fedora dudes carrying assault rifles in the toy section of a Target so my calibrations are a little off.

oh i agree none of those things constitute proof of parody nor do they mean the thing won't get recirculated unironically

http://i.imgur.com/2wX8yx3.jpg

I wish I had some Fluroide right now!

let's drop some F guys

dentist treated my teeth with fluoride today

am I a nazi now y/n

well this is awkward. Who's gonna tell her?

guys?

guys seriously

uhhhhhhh

hey hey, chill chill, have some flouride

anyone else think the dropper bottle looks like a little suspicious man with a hat holding his trenchcoat over his face?

you know what. you're not going to believe this. but no.

Down in the F-hole.

my baby does F all day

Why is the sky blue?
Why is water wet?
Why did Judas rat to Romans while Judas slept?

BECAUSE THEY'RE ON FLUORIDE!

brb shooting up toothpaste

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10154184_706929612697520_1187046956057141603_n.jpg

also a blessing and a curse to have a fucked up eye

yeh best give the contacts a break breh they say u shdn't use them every day

Yeah, those look second to only maybe these in terms of eye problems I'm glad I don't have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVwHydEgzAA

Yeah, I had wanted to make some kind of private, password-protected blog or something where I could post all of my kids' pics so that my parents or a select group of friends could view

get a wordpress.com blog, it allows you to do exactly that. you can password protect individual blog posts

http://37.media.tumblr.com/f44e52f09187e988371cf6139405164b/tumblr_mmijzrlEmM1rpoo8eo1_500.jpg

"Share if you Agree!"
- Bob Marley

I feel like ILX should have their version of one of those 'message balloons' and sponsor our own ILX-penned urban legend/misattributed quote, etc, and see how far we can spread it across the internet.

let's not be part of the problem

i'm all for being part of the problem

*ctrl+C*

keyboard interrupt?

oh you know I couldn't be bothered

Gonna make some of these to disseminate my thoughts...

I feel like ILX should have their version of one of those 'message balloons' and sponsor our own ILX-penned urban legend/misattributed quote, etc, and see how far we can spread it across the internet.

― Neanderthal, Thursday, June 5, 2014 12:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i thought this is what we had all been doing the whole time tbh

i'm all for being part of the problem

― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, June 5, 2014 5:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ilx posts you regret being late for

A friend keeps posting D-Day memorial stuff (which is fine) but it's all from Britain First, a neo-fascist party. Not sure if he just doesn't realise - he's not the sort of friend I discuss politics with.

Ha, I'll keep my eyes open on this side for any BF art.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/1800226_676319979093402_1818429442_n.jpg

"Also topless chicks."

"grow"