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― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 10:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 11:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 11:18 (seventeen years ago) link
OTM
The quote me happy ads really need to be stopped don't they.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link
What is that "de-der-de-der-der" tune anyway?
Its the changing expression on the customs official as the items get more and more silly
― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 12:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― koogy wonderland (koogs), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 07:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 08:00 (seventeen years ago) link
"who are you talking to?""Mike!"
good grief
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 08:06 (seventeen years ago) link
"Ooh, Homebuyer man!"
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 08:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 08:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:19 (seventeen years ago) link
The "They better not cancel football" bloke is extremely punchable.
― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 10:00 (seventeen years ago) link
I honestly read this "the Cod Police" and thought Greenland is exactly where you *would* find them.
― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 10:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― theantmustdance (theantmustdance), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link
> "So you've got tickets to the football finals"
is close.
― koogy wonderland (koogs), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link
And yes, when your mates find out you've swapped them for a telly, they're not gonna be impressed at your suave sophistication, they're gonna give you a shoeing
― Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― koogy wonderland (koogs), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― theantmustdance (theantmustdance), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link
I can't remember the product but a similarly naff football-themed one recently went something like this:
Jeremy: No, I'm the biggest footer fan.Tarquin: No, I am. I buy a new replica kit every week.Jeremy: That's nothing I've been watching Teh Soccer Finals since 2002!Tarquin: Well, I've got Michael Owen in that cupboard over there.Michael Owen: He's right.
― Teh littlest HoBBo (the pirate king), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link
Probably has to do with licensing...to use the phrase "World Cup" in your add would mean you'd have to be associated with FIFA somehow, or would have to follow their guidelines, etc. FIFA would consider it cheaping their sponsorship if other companies could namecheck the World Cup. Same with the Superbowl...it's always called the "Big Game" or "Sunday's game".
― musically (musically), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― koogy wonderland (koogs), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 07:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 07:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 07:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― robster (robster), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 07:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 08:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― koogy wonderland (koogs), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 08:13 (seventeen years ago) link
It's the only excitement he's had to look forward to this summer. I never want to see an advert with a footballer in it ever again - esp. not if they have to talk/act.
― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 08:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 08:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 08:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 08:23 (seventeen years ago) link
thank you. i doff my cap, as always.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 09:26 (seventeen years ago) link
the real question is whether he'll have to get on the tube with it.
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 09:33 (seventeen years ago) link
hi dere dead inside
― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 09:34 (seventeen years ago) link
Does he get as far as the fresh veg, then collapse holding his leg and crawl into the potatoes till the physio turns up?
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 09:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 09:38 (seventeen years ago) link
He appears in the advert even tho he hasn't collected a curry all year. Then he passes an Argentinian customer and falls over.
― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 09:43 (seventeen years ago) link
The REAL worst thing is that I still have to buy them because the own brand ones are even WORSE! Urgh!!
― Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 09:53 (seventeen years ago) link
Is anyone ever actually "bloated"? We were discussing this in the park the other day. Doesn't it just mean "full"? Really? Or over-sensitivity to fat at emotional times of the month?
― Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 09:59 (seventeen years ago) link