Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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Unrestricted Submarine Warfare

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:23 (nine years ago) link

The Envelope Filter

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 June 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Dot Dash

Incident At Spanish Harlem (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 July 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link

chaos and creation in the backyard

macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Friday, 11 July 2014 00:20 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Fart Brut

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link

The Boomhauer

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link

the hipster runoff

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link

The Loaded BluRay.

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 7 August 2014 06:13 (nine years ago) link

The National Treasure

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 06:46 (nine years ago) link

The Factory Whistle

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:45 (nine years ago) link

(sharp, narrow, at an angle)

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:45 (nine years ago) link

The Rumble in the Jungle

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:49 (nine years ago) link

The Kanedaaaaaaaaaa!

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 08:12 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

A Case of the Crappercrackers

how's life, Monday, 13 October 2014 13:40 (nine years ago) link

The Gone Girl

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 05:24 (nine years ago) link

The Owner of a Lonely Shart

wackness unlimited (snoball), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

The Knock Three Times

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 07:49 (nine years ago) link

The Nerf Ball

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link

The Chocolate Curry

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link

The HD-DVD Ejecting

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link

The Egg McMuffin

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link

The Sassy Blooper

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:13 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

The Moment of Truth (one of those farts where you're not sure if it's going to come out gaseous or brown, but you just have to take the risk)

0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 7 March 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link

The interior life of Noel Gallagher

how's life, Saturday, 7 March 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link

The Flump

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

The Snowpiercer

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 14 March 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

Fart Away and Radiate

how's life, Sunday, 15 March 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

The Babbling Brook

mattresslessness, Sunday, 15 March 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

theneedledrop

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 22 March 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

Tender Mercies

A Whizzer, A Poo Star (Old Lunch), Sunday, 22 March 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

The Feargal Sharkey AKA A Good Fart These Days Is Hard To Find

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Thursday, 26 March 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwIkZRuoAU

example (crüt), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

This was the thread I was dying to post in most during my several odd years away from ILX

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

The Boot-tootin' Boogie

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

you don't wanna know how long I held that one in

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

The Kix Brooks

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link

the shiddering crescendo

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link

shuddering crescendo, dammit

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link

The Shittering Crescendo

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

The Champagne Poopernova

passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Friday, 19 June 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

The Gentleman's Agreement

Feeding My Whole Family With A Pack Of Taco Shells (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 June 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

The Shifting Load

The Flood Warning

Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Friday, 6 November 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

The Shartnado

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

comforting waft

alarmingly moist

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:46 (eight years ago) link

shockingly solid

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link

Jazz Hands

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

disco inferno

French tickler

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

Krakatoa

Relaxin' at camarillo

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link

Rumblefish

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link

Tape's Last Krapp

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link


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