why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

you just know the dudes that post things like that are basically just clicktivists that think their signing of 70 pointless online petitions = 'political action'

lol u say that here

Should have kept a hold on nurse, might have just found something worse:

http://m.tickld.com/x/the-20-biggest-plot-holes-in-world-history-the-titanic-one-is-so-true

xpost yeah the yellow one was posted by crazy elderly hippie relative who also shares weirdass david icke stuff too, her stuff is always a hilarious wtf shitshow

"what do you do for the world"
"i kick you in the nuts until you bleed from your eyeballs"

omg

this text:

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
- Albert Camus

and this picture

http://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10352600_10203042280916274_8201052055623622608_n.jpg

lol that's a jewish summer camp lyric:
http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/152155/did-camus-write-a-jewish-summer-camp-song

i coulda sworn it was from the last chapter of Neither Victims Nor Executioners! you learn something new every day.

http://i.imgur.com/sVOGWQu.jpg

I don't hate that one.

better!

haha

that is inspiring

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/p320x320/10396298_280153638833185_3943701698466077034_n.jpg

https://scontent-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10171085_10152158645743366_7532101494824001941_n.jpg

xp http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/can-somebody-tell-me-what-monsanto-so-i-can-hate-i-330

Monsanto always makes me think of Santos L. Halper.

just add hamburger

Monsanto & Johnny

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10488280_10152523575937438_8818710957529780873_n.jpg

Did you get that from reddit or did you have an honest-to-god friend post that to his wall.

the fuck

An actual friend posted it, possibly because it was so OTT (i'm gonna tell myself that anyway).

Correction, not someone I know, but someone I follow, who is a single woman and has three cats (probably in her 30s). She apologized to her cats as the status, so just a little self-deprecating humor that wasn't meant as harsh as it reads.

can anyone make sense of this?

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10422966_920411304651875_4285029033606057721_n.png

Fuddruckers paint huffer employee discovers memegenerator, creates hilarious joek out of portions of alphabet that he remembers

The D and E part of that is so forced

because 7 8 9 bwahahah

i still don't get it

B is Bert, E is Ernie

um

d = http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4e84e6e1eab8eaac31000013/johnny-dramas-new-show-premieres-tonight-heres-what-the-rest-of-the-entourage-alumna-are-up-to-next.jpg

e = http://searchingforakilismith.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Eric_l.jpg

it's recounting an episode of entourage, hence the picture of jeremy piven who won an emmy for playing ari ("a") on the show

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10307201_860699000617779_3663617908177712509_n.png

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10307201_860699000617779_3663617908177712509_n.png

^ always knew they didn't care abt human life

SCIENCEGASM

both side would be good polls, i dunno

you should know about lies

lol @ 'whatever subtly perpetuates fear'

something something fnord

first and foremost, you should care about bats

tbfffffff

that one's strident but otm. don't be so jaaaaded

oh wait i'm talking to ilx here

i guess actually posting that to a facebook feed is kinda stating the obvious and participating in the illusory broadcast at the same time, hence hypocritical

lux aeterna

also, it fails to mention global political upheavals, or really anything international

also SNOTTY ABOUT MURDER VICTIMS cmon lj

yeah it's p gauchely put too but in principle i'm on its side, even if it's by & for stupid cunts

^^^spirit of ilx, etc

"Drama" in DC is up there with the Facebook ticker describing the taking of Mosul as "Iraqi drama"

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/28wyz2/my_coworker_at_the_walmart_deli_causes_a_lot_of/

this one-note joke got old so, so fast.

all the unfunny people, where do they all come from