why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

haha

that is inspiring

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/p320x320/10396298_280153638833185_3943701698466077034_n.jpg

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xp http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/can-somebody-tell-me-what-monsanto-so-i-can-hate-i-330

Monsanto always makes me think of Santos L. Halper.

just add hamburger

Monsanto & Johnny

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Did you get that from reddit or did you have an honest-to-god friend post that to his wall.

the fuck

An actual friend posted it, possibly because it was so OTT (i'm gonna tell myself that anyway).

Correction, not someone I know, but someone I follow, who is a single woman and has three cats (probably in her 30s). She apologized to her cats as the status, so just a little self-deprecating humor that wasn't meant as harsh as it reads.

can anyone make sense of this?

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Fuddruckers paint huffer employee discovers memegenerator, creates hilarious joek out of portions of alphabet that he remembers

The D and E part of that is so forced

because 7 8 9 bwahahah

i still don't get it

B is Bert, E is Ernie

um

d = http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4e84e6e1eab8eaac31000013/johnny-dramas-new-show-premieres-tonight-heres-what-the-rest-of-the-entourage-alumna-are-up-to-next.jpg

e = http://searchingforakilismith.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Eric_l.jpg

it's recounting an episode of entourage, hence the picture of jeremy piven who won an emmy for playing ari ("a") on the show

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^ always knew they didn't care abt human life

SCIENCEGASM

both side would be good polls, i dunno

you should know about lies

lol @ 'whatever subtly perpetuates fear'

something something fnord

first and foremost, you should care about bats

tbfffffff

that one's strident but otm. don't be so jaaaaded

oh wait i'm talking to ilx here

i guess actually posting that to a facebook feed is kinda stating the obvious and participating in the illusory broadcast at the same time, hence hypocritical

lux aeterna

also, it fails to mention global political upheavals, or really anything international

also SNOTTY ABOUT MURDER VICTIMS cmon lj

yeah it's p gauchely put too but in principle i'm on its side, even if it's by & for stupid cunts

^^^spirit of ilx, etc

"Drama" in DC is up there with the Facebook ticker describing the taking of Mosul as "Iraqi drama"

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/28wyz2/my_coworker_at_the_walmart_deli_causes_a_lot_of/

this one-note joke got old so, so fast.

all the unfunny people, where do they all come from

http://www.reddit.com/r/shaneisms

2,288 subscribers

i got so irrationally angry at that today

it's like mad libs at this point

here let me try

Shane, please stop telling the customers there's brains in the oatmeal, it's a breakfast cereal not brains.

Shane please don't wear a freddie mask and sing "I can't drive 55" while sweeping up.

not irrational xp

i get irrationally angry at the thought of people seeing them and thinking they're real and not just dumb jokes some idiot keeps writing and taking pictures of

in the old days i would've thought it wasn't possible but years on facebook have destroyed my expectations

I would get IA at the thought of this becoming a thing at every WMT meat counter.

in the reddit there were people posting "even if this is fake" it's like come on the creator doesn't even expect you to run with that assumption

Shane, stop calling the customers L0u1s J@gg3r and telling them they're banned from the deli

Shane, stop http://www.wattpad.com/217498-333-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart and btw I need you to clock out before you work some overtime.

Shane, stop NO SERIOUSLY DEAR GOD STOP

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