OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

i mean going after this guy is obviously good work, but it weirds me out, the amount of rage-stamina you need to have to just hound people on twitter all day

ya i have concern for her mental state

that's why I unfollowed Bro Pair, he was exhausting. how much 'righteous' umbrage can one man possess?

you know it never occurred to me that a_girl_irl was actually a girl irl

ya both bro pair and the other one he tag-teams with... mobute? some good stuff, but i dont need all that anger in my face

(also they both post way too much and arent as funny as they think)

i always assumed a_girl_irl was a_guy_irl

didnt she/he read at irl club or rebel girl once can someone confirm gender identity plz

i actually tried to figure it out once but there was just one v dark picture that did seem to be of a irl girl but who knows the real truth

i always assumed it was a guy too but idk

anyone who didn't keep their fyad name or avatar or didn't come from fyad is a mystery to me

dril is a guy named paul, apparently

crazy

i'm surprised no one's internet-detectived his identity by now

i really hope nobody does that

i will never reveal the @dril secret

http://i.imgur.com/3f3DBGf.png

what is the @dril secret xp

wet butt is back and in top form

truly his Get Happy!!

i don't know who @Smel_59 is but its presumably someone who i was following who changed their name and they're going pretty nuts right now

best new twitter of the year and it only started yesterday https://twitter.com/Homer_Marijuana

meant to link to it yesterday, the bart vs cheney saga was powerful stuff

https://twitter.com/Homer_Marijuana/status/484513193083944960

4,643 tweets in 2 days

bart get out i'm piss

http://i.imgur.com/fkpKCFZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HCHGT30.jpg

it def used to be a dif account maybe even the titular cause i didnt follow it

feeling this

is it supposed to kind of riff on that 'Mr Burns' play?

It's @smel_59 xp

it was @collatingbones originally, as it turns out

i dont know who those are either im following too many

idk it was a guy i was following already which is why i got confused

its kind of been downhill since the bart vs saddam story arc ended though

lmao hes only following eminem

What if Homer Simpson smoked weed? It's not that crazy to imagine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekend_at_Burnsie%27s

ohh yeah i remember that episode

joints in orange pill bottles

homer gets high in the bedroom and goes outside and the sky is orange and the sun is smiling and his car talks. for some reason as far as simpsons drug sequences go the only one i can ever remember is the hot pepper/mescaline trip thru the desert. maybe because of the similar scene in the beavis and butthead movie. maybe because the pot scene is a lot shorter and doesn't get dark

ottos shoes talking in homerpalooza

are there any others?

Lisa drinks the water at Duff Gardens

all syrup slushie

it just ended, i hope someone archived the whole novel/play https://twitter.com/Homer_Marijuana

http://i.puthtml.com/boodooperson/marijuana_simpson

good ending tbf, shame it came during the brazil game

anybody following the dogboner/Neil Degrasse Tyson saga? he tweeted a pic of NDT on a train and captioned it 'some guy using his laptop on the train like a dumbass nerd lol' and it spread to I fucking love science and other knockoffs. some serious lols going

ha. when weird twitter and i fucking love science collide.

an FB friend of mine is commenting on it geeeeeez. i feel like a dick pointing out that it was a joke, but...

http://gawker.com/how-i-became-thousands-of-nerds-worst-enemy-by-tweeting-1618323233

gold

The internet is filled with nerds who are desperate to 1) demonstrate their love for science and 2) display their superiority to everyone else. I had provided them all with a chance to do both, at the same time. They were falling over each other to tell me that I am the reason the world is a bad place.

lol tru

That last embedded tweet by bro_pair is so good

is @chillsitch an icecræm joint