why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Doing the lord's work there.

carl agatha, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link

wins wins

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/62799063/wins_400x400.jpg

Mordy, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link

aw

tkm vg but you guys need to stop saying that

Knob Dicks (wins), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

NOT UNTIL IT STOPS BEING TRUE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTzmhFQt2o&feature=kp

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

yr welcome

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

― every moser (wins),

Knob Dicks (wins), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

you really thought that display name through

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

always

Knob Dicks (wins), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link

sinister

soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

have to speculate as to why the woman can't hear him

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link

http://31.media.tumblr.com/a9e8369c861efc042dd3afe830137fad/tumblr_n7ubn89j601tb8uduo1_500.jpg

i know you like guns but i really think you shouldn't give your baby a pistol it's a baby

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 29 June 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

we need some kind of firearm that's appropriate for babies, only then will the madness end.

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

http://bullseyevinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gun-family-decal.jpg

can't decide if this one is more or less unsettling

soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link

much more

Mordy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

I don't know, scary loner with his family of guns is obviously someone you want to avoid, scary family man who appears relatively normal but will kill you in cold blood seems more frightening somehow

soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

at the least the first guy doesn't have a family of actual people he can snap and murder/suicide one day

soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link

Geez, just put it all on the first guy snapping and killing everyone. Get off that gun owner's case.

Besides, it's much more likely that one of the small kids he's protecting will find one of the guns and kill themselves or one of their siblings. But nooooo, always the dad's fault.

pplains, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

the loner guy sounds like he is actively pitting his family against yours tho

fraudulent octuplets of the moment, yon californian-ass mother (wins), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

like he's really pissed off at all the baby fotos on facebook & is like I HAVE A FAMILY TOO MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA SEE

fraudulent octuplets of the moment, yon californian-ass mother (wins), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

yeah, and guy w/ real family might be responsible gun owner who keeps all of his stuff locked up until the revolution/sadistic teenage home invaders/societal collapse breaks out. the second guy is def 100% a serial killer tho.

Mordy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link

Think everyone who puts some sort of cutsey family decal on their back window ought to be locked into a room without a/c and plenty of loaded guns to fool around with.

pplains, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link

Second guy wears a tactical fedora and posts his EDC on twelve sites.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link

YOU HAVE YOUR FAMILY
I HAVE MINE
*row of poop totems*

Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

AR-15 currently grounded for sextimg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NRYsdsr.jpg

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

seems like a somehow more sociopathic update on 'you wear yr x and i'll wear mine'

balls, Sunday, 29 June 2014 23:24 (nine years ago) link

some of those anti-jokes many xps ago were really just jokes

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Sunday, 29 June 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link

Yep, I got a irl laugh with the Bucket one just now.

Mark G, Monday, 30 June 2014 06:05 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bo_MmNiCcAAndlB.jpg

can't tell if real or fake tbh

ey, Monday, 30 June 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link

has to be fake, has to be

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 30 June 2014 12:09 (nine years ago) link

"no one handed me an orange belt in swords" and "they should have worse phones" lines are hysterical and confirm this is def a joke. otherwise i would be 50/50

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 June 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link

joke before first full stop lads, cmon

do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Monday, 30 June 2014 12:38 (nine years ago) link

nb I've only started working with lean managers I may be underexposed

do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Monday, 30 June 2014 12:39 (nine years ago) link

I think it's serious

cardamon, Monday, 30 June 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

Knowing a sword person irl with the same opinions and the same tendency to pose for photographs for social media

cardamon, Monday, 30 June 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

pix or it didn't happen

pplains, Monday, 30 June 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link

how did animals drink before people put water bowls outside for them? somebody please help, idk how nature works

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 03:43 (nine years ago) link

that's the dumbest thing i've seen in my entire life

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link

The neighborhood wildlife I'd be saving are mosquitos.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 04:04 (nine years ago) link

posted beside a video of a cat on a bed:

My silly cat cleaning himself. Around 1:10 seconds in is hysterical. Video experiment 1. And there's that weird face staring at me from under the pillows just to the right of the pear. WTF is that?! LOL Probably best to keep the sound muted. I had a fan on right next to the camera and it sounds like niagara falls or a tornado... I'm also using my cheap old broken tripod... So the motion is a bit jerky... The video tripod is smoother but I didn't want to take it out of its case. It's larger and takes longer to set up. The pear... well... I was experimenting with still photography, aperture, f-stops, and ISO settings ... on the pear... and also custom white balance based on the lighting... So that's why the pear is there. Low tech here. HAHA...

HAHA...

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 05:53 (nine years ago) link

One for the DVD commentary...

kinder, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 11:37 (nine years ago) link

Who cares about the pear? I want to know about the weird face under the pillow.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 12:00 (nine years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/544891_10151898507209254_518768669_n.jpg

9.4 million shares
61 million likes

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

New York City first one that came to mind.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link


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