I like this one: name an English word that cannot possibly be played in Scrabble (even given the 2 blank tiles)
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 16:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
'characteristically' (because it's bigger than the fucking board)
everyone die
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 02:31 (nine years ago) link
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bubsy__4459.jpg
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link
a childhood friend of my sisters' i vaguely knew from when they were kids posted one of those banality followed by a threat macros that had some bible verse about following jesus and then 'like and you will go to heaven. ignore and you will go to hell.' i 'liked' it and then commented 'hope this works!' and she defriended me.
it worked!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link
i've stopped seeing these macros as much lately but i've also started being more vigilant about blocking people who post them (it's still probably not as many people who have blocked me after too many "life with the kid" updates but...)
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link
I was thinking "pizzazz" because there's only one z and two blanks.
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
lol antidisestablishmentarianism lol
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link
PIZZAZZ -- turn a few N's sidewaysCHARACTERISTICALLY -- play over 2 turns (CHARACTERISTIC, ALLY) on 2 lines, use a sideways I or one of the blanks as a hyphen
― Plasmon, Thursday, 3 July 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
with those rules, why not just turn the board over and use a magic marker to write whatever word you want on the back
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link
Ah, a video has started playing automatically in my feed. Could this be some sort of hilarious Damage Contrlol Youtube wonder or... oh... no, it's an Iranian man beating his wife/Korean woman kicking the shit out of her new born child/Skinhead drowning a puppy. Thanks, Facebook poster, what the fuck?
― 3kDk (dog latin), Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link
These appear often with no commentary at all. Either that or it's 'This terrible person needs to be stopped NOW, share with yr friends' and then people commenting saying the video is from 2006 and the person in question has been in jail for nearly a decade.
― 3kDk (dog latin), Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
Can't play on the back of the board, no way of knowing where the double word scores are.
Tried writing on the front of the board, but after a while all my games ended up the same. :(
― Plasmon, Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link
Why don't people look shit up before posting on facebook? Why? Why? Why?
― how's life, Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/p526x296/1509928_638702546178833_959776271_n.jpg
― wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
let's try that againhttp://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/p526x296/1509928_638702546178833_959776271_n.jpg
― wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
ok idgi, does the file type have to be ".jpeg" for the image to be displayed?
― wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
it is displaying
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
alas
― which was retweeted by (imago), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
also I too thought of 'pizzazz' but it's such a ropey neologism that any self-respecting Scrabble dictionary...oh wait fine, as you were
see also quinquenquiquiquillery, a word that has something to do with the number fifteen that I just made up
― which was retweeted by (imago), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link
ah ty ty i think i forgot to enable thread images again
sorry for double posts
― wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link
can't believe self-respecting Scrabble dictionaries include words from the early 20th century
― Daphnis Celesta, Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/421854_10151516798130320_1005409175_n.jpg
46,000 shares, over 300,000 likes
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 4 July 2014 04:12 (nine years ago) link
briliant
― Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 04:19 (nine years ago) link
That doesn't start with an 'a'..
― Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 06:44 (nine years ago) link
'If you think you are bri-nylon..'
― Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 06:45 (nine years ago) link
anteligence
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 4 July 2014 12:22 (nine years ago) link
arse
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 4 July 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link
that's funny, I was thinking "asinine" before I even got to the last line.
― Dan I., Friday, 4 July 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link
I was on Absinthe, me.
― Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link
Whoever created that is an Asshole
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 4 July 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
you guys are really smart
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 4 July 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
ale, ate, ape, are, awe, age, Abe, ave, ace, axe
― Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
i missed aye
― Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link
got one! affable! where is the share button
― mattresslessness, Friday, 4 July 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
i guess its my point for posting that here.
a strange.. game. the only winning move is not to play.
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 4 July 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
erm, my fault, not my point.
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 4 July 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link
can we weaponize this meme somehow
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Friday, 4 July 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link
If you think you are briliant,In 10 seconds.Write any word that start with'Q' and end with 'F'.
― guwop (crüt), Friday, 4 July 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
QUACKOFF
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 July 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
^^^
brilliant
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 July 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link
'queef'
― Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
yeah that was the joke iirc
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 4 July 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link
quaff?
― Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
sick baby pages
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 4 July 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link
'queer' starts with ' and ends with ', sorry mark g, not brilliant
― mattresslessness, Friday, 4 July 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link
i mean 'queef'
still it isn't the word I posted. xpost Damn!
― Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link
If you think you are brilliant,In 10 seconds.Write any word that start withhttp://pix.iemoji.com/appl33/0376.png and ends with http://pix.iemoji.com/appl33/0753.png
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Saturday, 5 July 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link
surf shiner n. U.S. rare the shiner perch, Cymatogaster aggregata (family Embiotocidae), a common small surfperch of the west coast of North America.
― sktsh, Saturday, 5 July 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
must be in the form of a gif
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 July 2014 02:50 (nine years ago) link
http://i57.tinypic.com/qoudlk.jpg
lazy unfunny racism at its finest!
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 July 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link