why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I like this one: name an English word that cannot possibly be played in Scrabble (even given the 2 blank tiles)

― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 16:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'characteristically' (because it's bigger than the fucking board)

everyone die

avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 02:31 (nine years ago) link

a childhood friend of my sisters' i vaguely knew from when they were kids posted one of those banality followed by a threat macros that had some bible verse about following jesus and then 'like and you will go to heaven. ignore and you will go to hell.' i 'liked' it and then commented 'hope this works!' and she defriended me.

it worked!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

i've stopped seeing these macros as much lately but i've also started being more vigilant about blocking people who post them (it's still probably not as many people who have blocked me after too many "life with the kid" updates but...)

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

'characteristically' (because it's bigger than the fucking board)

I was thinking "pizzazz" because there's only one z and two blanks.

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link

lol antidisestablishmentarianism lol

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link

PIZZAZZ -- turn a few N's sideways
CHARACTERISTICALLY -- play over 2 turns (CHARACTERISTIC, ALLY) on 2 lines, use a sideways I or one of the blanks as a hyphen

Plasmon, Thursday, 3 July 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link

with those rules, why not just turn the board over and use a magic marker to write whatever word you want on the back

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link

Ah, a video has started playing automatically in my feed. Could this be some sort of hilarious Damage Contrlol Youtube wonder or... oh... no, it's an Iranian man beating his wife/Korean woman kicking the shit out of her new born child/Skinhead drowning a puppy. Thanks, Facebook poster, what the fuck?

3kDk (dog latin), Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link

These appear often with no commentary at all. Either that or it's 'This terrible person needs to be stopped NOW, share with yr friends' and then people commenting saying the video is from 2006 and the person in question has been in jail for nearly a decade.

3kDk (dog latin), Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

Can't play on the back of the board, no way of knowing where the double word scores are.

Tried writing on the front of the board, but after a while all my games ended up the same. :(

Plasmon, Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

Why don't people look shit up before posting on facebook? Why? Why? Why?

how's life, Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link

ok idgi, does the file type have to be ".jpeg" for the image to be displayed?

wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link

it is displaying

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link

alas

which was retweeted by (imago), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link

also I too thought of 'pizzazz' but it's such a ropey neologism that any self-respecting Scrabble dictionary...oh wait fine, as you were

see also quinquenquiquiquillery, a word that has something to do with the number fifteen that I just made up

which was retweeted by (imago), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link

ah ty ty i think i forgot to enable thread images again

sorry for double posts

wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link

can't believe self-respecting Scrabble dictionaries include words from the early 20th century

Daphnis Celesta, Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link

briliant

Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 04:19 (nine years ago) link

That doesn't start with an 'a'..

Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 06:44 (nine years ago) link

'If you think you are bri-nylon..'

Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 06:45 (nine years ago) link

anteligence

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 4 July 2014 12:22 (nine years ago) link

arse

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 4 July 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

that's funny, I was thinking "asinine" before I even got to the last line.

Dan I., Friday, 4 July 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

I was on Absinthe, me.

Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

Whoever created that is an Asshole

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 4 July 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

you guys are really smart

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 4 July 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

ale, ate, ape, are, awe, age, Abe, ave, ace, axe

Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link

i missed aye

Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link

got one! affable! where is the share button

mattresslessness, Friday, 4 July 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

i guess its my point for posting that here.

a strange.. game. the only winning move is not to play.

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 4 July 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link

erm, my fault, not my point.

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 4 July 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link

can we weaponize this meme somehow

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Friday, 4 July 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link

If you think you are briliant,
In 10 seconds.
Write any word that start with
'Q' and end with 'F'.

guwop (crüt), Friday, 4 July 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link

QUACKOFF

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 July 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

^^^

brilliant

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 July 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

'queef'

Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link

yeah that was the joke iirc

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 4 July 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

quaff?

Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

sick baby pages

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 4 July 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link

'queer' starts with ' and ends with ', sorry mark g, not brilliant

mattresslessness, Friday, 4 July 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link

i mean 'queef'

mattresslessness, Friday, 4 July 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link

still it isn't the word I posted. xpost Damn!

Mark G, Friday, 4 July 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link

If you think you are brilliant,
In 10 seconds.
Write any word that start with
http://pix.iemoji.com/appl33/0376.png and ends with http://pix.iemoji.com/appl33/0753.png

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Saturday, 5 July 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link

surf shiner n. U.S. rare the shiner perch, Cymatogaster aggregata (family Embiotocidae), a common small surfperch of the west coast of North America.

here is my winning ticket i think you'll find everything is in order

sktsh, Saturday, 5 July 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

must be in the form of a gif

http://i57.tinypic.com/qoudlk.jpg

lazy unfunny racism at its finest!

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 July 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link


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