ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM

how old does a neologism have to be before it's no longer a neologism and is actually just a word?

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there it is

Did we ever find out who the wishing anus was? There's a poster that needs to return.

Daphnis Celesta is nv? for some reason i was picturing an evolved Neanderthal

correct on both counts, bar the odd capital letter

ha

what are we all callin ourselves these days

shit_guy

who is man alive

hurting 3

oh

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I knew it was someone I knew but I didn't knew who.

thats who

i searched that when i first noticed man alive but saw the old name was still posting, must have been a little overlap

i could tell because of the nba board he was talking about his roku

dead giveaway right there

hes the only one who treams via roku

I bought my parents a roku stick, thinking it must be ok bc hurting. But it had many issues with our wireless router. So I returned it and got them an Apple TV which worked immediately.

I am now ready to let this experience, which I secretly blamed on hurting, go.

a booty cleaner

feel like that one's pretty obvious!

really? ilx has a number of booty eating and cleaning experts iirc, how can you tell which one is "a booty cleaner"?

yeah I was gonna reveal sooner or later but I figured u guys would figure it out, and i figured the nba thread was one of the likely giveaways

lol i thought you were admitting to be ABC and I was going to say woah yeah that's not who I expected AT ALL.

Oh btw sufjan I hardwire my roku, shoulda told u that I guess. Our internet router is right where our tv is so no reason not to. I would bet Apple's wireless thing works better than Roku's.

xp lol

I can't divulge how i know specifically but let just say that my iltmi mod powers allowed me to confirm that it is who I suspected all along. I don't know why I guessed the person - I just did. The style seemed familiar, I guess.

Nabisco?

a booty cleaner is otm

obviously i thought it was dayo too but just wasn't sure

lol

It would be an honor to be a booty cleaner

I have a strong suspicion I know who it is, just based on the posting style, knowledge of boot cleaning, and generosity of responses.

have not encountered any booty cleaner posts but guessing elmo

It's on ILTMI. Very educational re: booty cleaning.

i dont read that bord its for sickos

I'm just glad geir is back

I have questions about booty cleaning.

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, December 31, 2014 6:38 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you rang?

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yea that's who i thought, either him or fgti

^"a booty cleaner"'s first post was an hour later

xpost

lol

i figured it was dayo based on

1) posting style
2) he started that booty eating thread
3) i searched ilx for "slow yr roll" because it sounded familiar and got one of his posts most recently

hmm hard to argue against grade's evidence

I confess. It was me

why I think it's booty

Given k3v's stunning display of mental deduction itt, I have just want question for k3v: do you eat the booty?

i figured it was who ENBB and gr80 did because said individual is a board mod and it is easier to make fake usernames as a mod.

settled