why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

hoax, dehoaxed - the 33 million fetuses didn't die - they all live in the outskirts of tallahassee

was hoping Crabbits' story was going down some zombie fetus path, but I guess you can't win them all

when i was in middle school, a friend and I snuck out in the middle of the night, went to one of those churches with the tiny crosses, and turned a bunch of them upside-down.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/75933_735331333179775_1695161929201049149_n.jpg

is that an answer to the question: "what is your stupidest fucking idea?"

https://morethanmediocrity.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/alex_trebek.jpg

Someday my dad is going to die, and I'll see something that uses the odious word "illegals," and I'll start crying because it reminds me of my dear old dead dad.

it was really sad to see on the facebook feed of the person who shared it (it's one of those things with 100K+ shares because everyone in this country is a monster). he was a high school friend, the nicest person of all time, hilarious, and supremely musically talented. he was a bass in choir, but he could also sing soprano and falsetto better than any girl. he was amazing. we roomed together on a trip to the state music festival, along with my future brother-in-law. we were all complete introverts and terrified of talking to girls, and we stayed up late talking in the dark like it was the 1950s. Greg asked Andy who his dream girl was, and Andy, after a long awkward pause, answered that is was my sister. a few years later Andy married her.

Greg was always super religious but not in a very wholesome way. he never said mean things about anyone and didn't say bad words or make dick jokes. but he was also friends with the gay guys in color guard and didn't appear to be hateful. a few years later i heard that he had gone to b0b jon3s university on a music/pastor major, and now he preaches at a church. and magically, over the last few years these crazy ass things have started to appear on his facebook feed. not trying to hate on christianity too much, and i recognize that plenty of non-spiritual people also are racists and hate "illegals", but greg really didn't used to be this way and it's hard not to attribute his descent into xenophobic hate to the people he chooses to hang out, namely christian fundamentalists

ugh, i'm the worst, i meant:

Greg was always super religious but not in a very wholesome way

aw

on a patriarchy kick lately but anyway don't forget to blame that too.

makes the nicest, sweetest boys you ever met turn into asshole guardians of the race and republic.

It's that use of the word 'illegals'. Can't even be bothered saying 'illegal immigrant' because that suggests the person has come from somewhere, which suggests they have a human life

http://payload185.cargocollective.com/1/3/103729/6012891/eb_ficciones_31_32_33_1000_011_new_640.JPG

even axl said 'immigrants'

Probably because he wasn't even fond of the legal ones.

i'm sure if he had his way his family would have never left scotland.

immigrants and haggis, that's right...

My own brother apparently just fell for this.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10406916_679218365492615_2882342617436691029_n.jpg

if the grammar wasn't a dead give away

"the legislation at the White House has come to an agreement"

Wha?

this PSA announcing the agreement of the white house legislation is brought to you by abc news

why are these always such weirdly terrible quality, like someone took a photo of a screen and then applied compression algorithms to it 20 times

i wouldnt even really know HOW to make something look that bad

There has been controversy whether 21 is too young to make something look that bad.

Was totally expecting agreement to be missing an e there

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/281900_760980087292472_6671974524439262266_n.jpg

amy otm

Lines delivered by Amy Poehler, while playing the role of Eleanor Roosevelt in a made-for-tv movie on the O! Network.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10534613_736781943029947_1993253863391041414_n.jpg

hahahahahaha

jejejeje

:-)8===D~o

Never realized all that Dr. Pepper on the keyboard was a euphamisim.

Dr salt

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/s526x395/1374715_10151717404513651_1682736654_n.jpg

also happy belated 2nd birthday to this thread

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/08/09_therealdoll_lgl.jpg

Never realized all that Dr. Pepper on the keyboard was a euphamisim. euphajism

I'm going to come after you the day I slip up and say that instead during a department meeting.

A co-worker of mine posted this:

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10513384_10101178806988347_4422837923323246285_n.jpg

And got a hosannah of "Ain't that the truth!" posts and likes. I sure don't remember getting any more sleep than my wife did during those early months, so I posted "Boo this!"

But now, seeing my one male voice in this sea of "So true!" posts, I realize it looks like I'm Booing the practice of the husband sleeping more rather than Booing the sentiment of the statement made in the first place.

Why am I still on this website.

http://i.imgur.com/MTbn6uH.jpg

well played

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/1512305_706213712769110_651973707839958061_n.jpg

lol

were all those words painstakingly c&p'd out of some other meme?

I don't disagree with that jpeg and yet I hate it so much.

Except the part about how we're all pretending we don't have a choice. That was clearly written by someone who doesn't pay his own bills.

something about all-text image macros just makes me want to disagree with them.

it's disagreeable but not entirely untrue

Get a job, hippie!