why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/s526x395/1374715_10151717404513651_1682736654_n.jpg

also happy belated 2nd birthday to this thread

guwop (crüt), Monday, 14 July 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link

Never realized all that Dr. Pepper on the keyboard was a euphamisim. euphajism

Queef Latina (Phil D.), Monday, 14 July 2014 13:18 (nine years ago) link

I'm going to come after you the day I slip up and say that instead during a department meeting.

pplains, Monday, 14 July 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link

A co-worker of mine posted this:

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10513384_10101178806988347_4422837923323246285_n.jpg

And got a hosannah of "Ain't that the truth!" posts and likes. I sure don't remember getting any more sleep than my wife did during those early months, so I posted "Boo this!"

But now, seeing my one male voice in this sea of "So true!" posts, I realize it looks like I'm Booing the practice of the husband sleeping more rather than Booing the sentiment of the statement made in the first place.

Why am I still on this website.

pplains, Monday, 14 July 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MTbn6uH.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 14 July 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

well played

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link

lol

La Lechera, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link

were all those words painstakingly c&p'd out of some other meme?

how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:54 (nine years ago) link

I don't disagree with that jpeg and yet I hate it so much.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

Except the part about how we're all pretending we don't have a choice. That was clearly written by someone who doesn't pay his own bills.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

something about all-text image macros just makes me want to disagree with them.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link

it's disagreeable but not entirely untrue

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link

Get a job, hippie!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link

actual reality

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

scientific fact

how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

(and no, I don't necessarily disagree with the sentiment for the most part, but I had to cross my eyes until I near threw up just to read it)

how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

My political views?

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link

imaginary questions self-asked like you're the protag in an elmore leonard novel

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

My views on cupping the earth in my hands?

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

oh the deep insecurities my monitor has seen xp lol

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

Fuck, where's that thing where it takes the atheist professor vs. marine meme to its most wonderful extreme?

how's life, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link

Nevermind, found the gawker post linking to the treasure trove. http://gawker.com/marine-todd-is-an-awesomely-stupid-right-wing-meme-th-1555109402

how's life, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 14:19 (nine years ago) link

So Earth-cupping guy is opposed to a) life and b) the Sun. Moving on.

Queef Latina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link

missing "ilx" imo

why all the lab coats?

it's not rocker science (WilliamC), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link

Didn't know Mr. Burns was making Facebook memes

Spectrum, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link

worst far side ever.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

the Village People's cowboy did a really shitty job of recruiting new bandmates

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1hhmMNG.png

pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link

12 / 24 = 1/4

wow, it really does work!

pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link

11/17 = 1/7 i did it!

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link

14/41=1/1

woah. wish i'd known this trick in school amirite?

balls, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

is it a slightly disguised version of "i bet you can't name a fruit that starts with A"? probably giving them too much credit.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link

sufjan i think u mean

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/10/15116655_caa89981c4.jpg

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link

what the fuck is that? it's freaking me out.

how's life, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link

Wow! It really makes me inexplicably nauseous looking at it.

how's life, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

Seriously

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Thursday, 17 July 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

47 yr old star wars fan zings 19 yr old girl he's watching walk past his apartment window via hastily uploaded macro

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 17 July 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link

. . . and you won't believe what happens next!

brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 July 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

One weird trick?

nickn, Thursday, 17 July 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link

That duck-face thing is, like the twerking of Miley Cyrus, an example of something you only notice when someone gets it slightly wrong. Most models in media images pout, when ordinary people do it in their facebook pictures they tend to overdo it just enough for it to look strange. Fake tan on Jersey men is another one.

cardamon, Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

the right-wing dude who always posts image macros just posted some quote over duck dynasty guy's face.

Neil Patrick Haggerty (get bent), Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link


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