My Child is a Genius: a thread where we document our children's attempts at self-expression

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A+ what are the MaMMIIs saying bottom left?

awesome!

the mummies are thinking "what if this happened?" I think the rest are diagrams of the mummification process

thats so great

Love this board!!!

Thread I mean...

good knowledge of madagascar, I like seeing geographical nous

Ok, ok, I helped her a bit...

https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3896/14608131216_b255dd891f_c.jpg

It doesn't fit with the thread's brief of "self-expression" either. Except later when she just drew bunnies all over the newspaper.

Oooh, I've got one of these where Abba really surprised me recently by copying the design on my tshirt, but it doesn't turn up well in photographs because it's thin pink crayon on white paper. I'll have to remember to try and scan it in this weekend.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/drawingpad_zps67a72864.jpg

little guy is taking some stabs at spelling ("squeak" and "violin"!) and he likes to draw things like bugs and pigs pouring milk into cups.

wow that is some awesomely neat lettering. great drawings too.

http://https%3A//farm4.staticflickr.com/3899/15086039009_237fc5a748_o.jpg

https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3899/15086039009_237fc5a748_o.jpg
August's first watercolor by Terataurusrex

Pretty! I'd frame that but I'm sappy.

I did immediately! I'm super sappy :)

that's great!

Thanks! It was a very "Hey I'm a Mommy!" moment for me.

http://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5656/21403384816_a9047769a3.jpg

a couple years old but still

That's pretty dope.

Hahaha I used to draw almost exactly that way (rockstar/celeb chicks, fat textas) when I was about 10.

Found this the other day, Veronica gettin some important work done in her room, apparently.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5772/22737921349_94e324ea28_n.jpg

http://image.slidesharecdn.com/bco5652formattedv3-140612122509-phpapp02/95/vmworld-2013-three-quirky-ways-to-simplify-dr-with-vmware-site-recovery-manager-21-638.jpg

lol

it's the little details in my daughter's drawings, like, you know, the evil-looking taco with a monocle

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4E0RnaVMAEaubW.jpg

Hahaha

Classic

omg

King Taco is not amused.

I want a Fancy Lord Taco Esq tshirt please

Baron Von Tacoschmitt

It is really, really great when someone comes up to our kids and says "Can you sing me a song?" and they start singing Ode to Joy in almost-intelligible German.

also, I need to take a picture of the latest wall drawing that occurred before we confiscated all of the crayons because... it's kind of compelling

the other day Veronica had a school assignment to make a book about something so she made a book about ... books. The different parts of a book, what books are for, how to take care of books, different kinds of books, etc.

lol @ DJP!!!!

Also "I want a Fancy Lord Taco Esq tshirt please" otm.

Veronica is so meta.

a father's proudest day is when his daughter makes her first piece of Star Trek TOS fan art

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7Pgvu7VwAAMiyB.jpg

Really cool figure drawing!

My two-and-three-quarter-year-old has begun punning and making up jokes. Sample quips:

[We pass some tulips]
"I have tulips, daddy. [points to mouth] On my face!"

[Partner is telling her story of how, before we owned them, our cats were strays rescued from a nearby car park.]
"No mummy - they were rescued in a cat park!"

[She's having toast for breakfast]
Partner: "We need to go to the post office, to post these letters."
Marin: "We could post them in the toast office!"

I mean, okay, that's not "genius", but.

sounds pretty genius to me

MSM decided to make her own homework the other evening. Took a blank piece of paper, wrote out the instructions, wrote out some examples of how to do it, then did it, on the other side of the paper. I guess the assigned homework was unsatisfying, like Monday/Tuesday crossword puzzles

https://d2ppvlu71ri8gs.cloudfront.net/items/3o2S142B3A3r0U0u072l/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-06%20at%2013.00.15.png

eat your heart out, cy twombly

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/a78vv0csp40rhad/IMG_6502.jpg

to me this is a fairly obvious reworking of picasso's "las meninas" series of paintings, for example

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/6dfp38mepesnpyl/f32674a94700096de2e9b1f76c8827b9.jpg

which of course were in turn versions of the velasquez painting:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/21szybsc0ra0cs7/velazquez.meninas.jpg

I believe your child is a genius

thank you

agreed!

to be clear he did not paint the last two

oh hahaha I really though he did the second last one. Yay for my BFA.

I’ve been terribly lax contributing here for their early years, but since these kids are parented by two ilxors, they are sort of your kids too. They are 13 and 10 now, and without grasping their full provenance, they decided to cover the Strokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccqW1M6LkUA

excellent!

also excellent to owen!

Kim - that is so great! I wish I could get my boys to play together. They are a bit too arguey these days to make that happen.

Ha! Yes, it’s a real struggle. They both like very different things and were just playing over each other and, just tired of the racket I said either play something together, or take turns, and that little magic moment was the result. Time will tell if it ever happens again.

Owen has some real skills!

good kids all round

Ben made another one of his evolving videogame-soundtracky pieces:
https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/glass

Aw, nice!

Beautiful! Love the banger buildup at a minute-and-a-half

my son just told me a great name for a locksmith would be “sure lock homes”

he swears he made this up himself

Ok now he just made a trance banger (with chill coda): https://soundcloud.com/user-351496707/rain

Ok, not my kid, but our bass player’s daughter wrote a great modern protest song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO_b2iZxt08

oh wow!

Ben has been toiling away for years making Geometry Dash levels, of varying levels of quality. Finally, this week, he got one rated (which means it will be seen by way more people), and he's already had thousands of people play it!

https://i.imgur.com/nZ4auQ8.jpeg

Pulled Angel Dust out of the rack to find it contained the drawing Marin did after I taught her how to sing Epic a couple of years ago pic.twitter.com/cIVOca3YZQ

— Stevie Chick (@stevie_chick) October 20, 2021

Apparently that's me on the left

it's it, what is it

amazing

b-b-but surely Epic is on The Real Thing

Haha yes of course but I don't have The Real Thing on vinyl!

ok i'll allow it

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