My basketball coach who held the storm shelter door closed from the outside as the tornado went over us.
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
Wow, really? That's pretty amazing!
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
His name? PFC Jesus Christ.
Dammit, I'll think of one!
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
i'll die for any of you to prove a macro wrong
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
Better make sure you've done enough defining first.
― jmm, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71rPdEM42ML.jpg
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1904132_618847084865847_1465859758_n.jpg
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link
http://static.rogerebert.com/redactor_assets/pictures/scanners/4-for-friday-ricky-bobby-descent-miss-sunshine-night-listener/rb.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10518645_10203942426113936_2791825283308513918_n.jpg?oh=aec58a0d5ca5257ad92a03587c3fa864&oe=54382AFFhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10402966_10153062485138986_4815186670709503651_n.jpg?oh=a82da2ce0576cda239f48c9c3951e185&oe=54372C63&__gda__=1414169230_696e3a246779d98a1b27c4b1182db41bhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10527872_10152179120996338_8544355728453024332_n.jpg
― balls, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
preach it, discarded street pillow:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bt1qJBHCQAA-MjC.jpg
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link
i think that's the paper from that research project they did
― balls, Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
should read 'Idoit who have's emoiton depressoin complex issues'
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
doit doit doit doit
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Friday, 1 August 2014 01:25 (nine years ago) link
('til you're satisfied)
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Friday, 1 August 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/269284_10152456151890273_847059820_n.jpg
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 1 August 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link
yes, it is easier to take photos now
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 August 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link
I would even say that she likely took only five photos at the most.
― pplains, Saturday, 2 August 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link
It's lucky that we don't have more photos of the moon.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 August 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link
Finally someone is taking the space program to task
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 2 August 2014 01:12 (nine years ago) link
why were the astronauts so lazy about taking photos
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Saturday, 2 August 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link
dudes went to the moon & only took 5 photos
lame
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 August 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link
tbf, he doesn't even appear to be on the moon in that picture, may actually be in the moon's bathroom.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 August 2014 03:34 (nine years ago) link
so fake
(sorry neil ilu)
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 August 2014 04:06 (nine years ago) link
if is on the moon how is he breathing i call shenanigans.
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Saturday, 2 August 2014 05:07 (nine years ago) link
I quite like the moon / bathroom one somehow. I suppose I just fancy the chick and want to see some of the other 36 photos.
― the pinefox, Saturday, 2 August 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link
at least she actually went to the bathroom rite
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 2 August 2014 13:10 (nine years ago) link
balls's ones don't belong itt
― NI, Saturday, 2 August 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
From "The Mind Unleashed":
http://i57.tinypic.com/2mcaiko.jpg
but what if their way of thinking says 5+3 = 9????
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link
5.3 + 3.3 rounded up equals 9.
― pplains, Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
what if they hate 9 and refuse to consider the ways in which it is systemically oppressed
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
can't help but think some ppl itt are sixists
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuCYdbVIMAAL5Ke.jpg
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
Hahaha. Doesn't make the point it intends to.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
#JesusRape
― some dude, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
jesus hiding under the sheets
― balls, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
when i was growing up mommy told me Jesus just *cried* when i sinned. Now i no y
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
Jesus as crepey sex auditor
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
"Jesus if you're cool with this just say nothing. Cheers dude."
― why you gotta be Joe Root? (Daphnis Celesta), Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
jesus wouldn't use contractions
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
also doesn't like actions that cause them later
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link
Jesus always bolds his 'I' like that. It's annoying.
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link
jesus who asked you
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link
back with another one of those cock blockin christs
― john wahey (NickB), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link
stolen from my twitter timeline: "personally, i would always ask jesus before assuming he wanted to join a threesome".
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Sunday, 3 August 2014 02:44 (nine years ago) link
Jesus, what an asshole.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 3 August 2014 02:50 (nine years ago) link
"personally, i would always ask jesus before assuming he wanted to join a threesome".
Catholics brought up like me were told he had no choice.
― pplains, Sunday, 3 August 2014 03:48 (nine years ago) link
like the three leaves of the clover
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 August 2014 05:53 (nine years ago) link
One, but also a hot steamy threesome
― kinder, Sunday, 3 August 2014 09:38 (nine years ago) link
yes
― Mark G, Sunday, 3 August 2014 11:16 (nine years ago) link