why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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My basketball coach who held the storm shelter door closed from the outside as the tornado went over us.

pplains, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

Wow, really? That's pretty amazing!

carl agatha, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link

His name? PFC Jesus Christ.

Dammit, I'll think of one!

pplains, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link

i'll die for any of you to prove a macro wrong

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link

Better make sure you've done enough defining first.

jmm, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

preach it, discarded street pillow:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bt1qJBHCQAA-MjC.jpg

Οὖτις, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link

i think that's the paper from that research project they did

balls, Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link

should read 'Idoit who have's emoiton depressoin complex issues'

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

doit doit doit doit

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Friday, 1 August 2014 01:25 (nine years ago) link

('til you're satisfied)

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Friday, 1 August 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link

yes, it is easier to take photos now

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 August 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link

I would even say that she likely took only five photos at the most.

pplains, Saturday, 2 August 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link

It's lucky that we don't have more photos of the moon.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 August 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link

Finally someone is taking the space program to task

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 2 August 2014 01:12 (nine years ago) link

why were the astronauts so lazy about taking photos

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Saturday, 2 August 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link

dudes went to the moon & only took 5 photos

lame

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 August 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link

tbf, he doesn't even appear to be on the moon in that picture, may actually be in the moon's bathroom.

so fake

(sorry neil ilu)

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 August 2014 04:06 (nine years ago) link

if is on the moon how is he breathing i call shenanigans.

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Saturday, 2 August 2014 05:07 (nine years ago) link

I quite like the moon / bathroom one somehow. I suppose I just fancy the chick and want to see some of the other 36 photos.

the pinefox, Saturday, 2 August 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link

at least she actually went to the bathroom rite

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 2 August 2014 13:10 (nine years ago) link

balls's ones don't belong itt

NI, Saturday, 2 August 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link

From "The Mind Unleashed":

http://i57.tinypic.com/2mcaiko.jpg

but what if their way of thinking says 5+3 = 9????

Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

5.3 + 3.3 rounded up equals 9.

pplains, Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

what if they hate 9 and refuse to consider the ways in which it is systemically oppressed

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 August 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

can't help but think some ppl itt are sixists

Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuCYdbVIMAAL5Ke.jpg

Merdeyeux, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

Hahaha. Doesn't make the point it intends to.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link

#JesusRape

some dude, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

jesus hiding under the sheets

balls, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

when i was growing up mommy told me Jesus just *cried* when i sinned. Now i no y

Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

Jesus as crepey sex auditor

Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

"Jesus if you're cool with this just say nothing. Cheers dude."

why you gotta be Joe Root? (Daphnis Celesta), Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

jesus wouldn't use contractions

also doesn't like actions that cause them later

Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

Jesus always bolds his 'I' like that. It's annoying.

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link

jesus who asked you

flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link

back with another one of those cock blockin christs

john wahey (NickB), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link

stolen from my twitter timeline: "personally, i would always ask jesus before assuming he wanted to join a threesome".

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Sunday, 3 August 2014 02:44 (nine years ago) link

Jesus, what an asshole.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 3 August 2014 02:50 (nine years ago) link

"personally, i would always ask jesus before assuming he wanted to join a threesome".

Catholics brought up like me were told he had no choice.

pplains, Sunday, 3 August 2014 03:48 (nine years ago) link

like the three leaves of the clover

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 August 2014 05:53 (nine years ago) link

One, but also a hot steamy threesome

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 August 2014 05:53 (nine years ago) link

back with another one of those cock blockin christs

irl lol

kinder, Sunday, 3 August 2014 09:38 (nine years ago) link

yes

Mark G, Sunday, 3 August 2014 11:16 (nine years ago) link


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