...suddenly i flashback to the wake and dad's utterly destroyed fingertip on his right index finger, bloodied with broken scabs. it is becoming clear...
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 23:24 (nine years ago) link
haha I "played" this again this spring, "made it a lot further"
not really enough " " to talk about this tbh
― Euler, Thursday, 31 July 2014 08:15 (nine years ago) link
http://particle-clicker.web.cern.ch/particle-clicker/SCIENCE
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 August 2014 03:41 (nine years ago) link
oh god
― Dan I., Thursday, 7 August 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link
fuck that shit in the ear
― Nhex, Thursday, 7 August 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
var ff = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("workers"));for(x in ff){ff[x].hired = 9999999}localStorage.setItem("workers", JSON.stringify(ff))window.location.reload();
― Dan I., Thursday, 7 August 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link
var ff = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("workers"));for(x in ff){ff[x].hired = 9999999}ff.push({"hired":1,"name":"Muppets","description":"They don't really help, but heck, why not. ","cost":8,"cost_increase":1.1,"rate":10000000000000000000000000000000000}) localStorage.setItem("workers", JSON.stringify(ff))window.location.reload();
― Dan I., Thursday, 7 August 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
If anyone else is playing that for real, buy the + upgrades before the * upgrades. It makes a difference.
― alanbatman (abanana), Thursday, 7 August 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link
why do i fall for thesei can stop playing at... any... moment... clickclkclkclkclkclk
― the ghosts of dead pom-bears (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
went about an hour yesterday before i realised i was ruining my life
― Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 8 August 2014 09:10 (nine years ago) link
i feel like theres a joke in there somewhere about if you leave it running in another tab & dont observe the game something something physics schroedinger
― Neckbread (Will M.), Friday, 8 August 2014 13:38 (nine years ago) link
if you value your day in any way, don't clickhttp://www.kongregate.com/games/Kongregate/idleplex
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 August 2014 13:43 (nine years ago) link
i mean ugh, it's slowing down my computer now.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 August 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
not really but it FEELS like it is
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 August 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
h8 u 4 this one john
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Monday, 11 August 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
sorry man. i did warn u.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 August 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
for me, the frustration is that it is genuinely not even working! I had it up to 250k per sec and it is now idling in the low 130s. Too many screens freeze up.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 August 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
http://adamatomic.com/gravity/ Gravity Hook - simple, silly little time-waster, good for about ten minutes max.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/iLegendary/experimental-shooter Experimental Shooter - cute puzzle thing, each level has a different gimmick, some annoying bits.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link
http://www.kongregate.com/games/oivoi/soccer-physics
i was like "lol what a dumb game," then i turned on endless mode and played for like an hour
― it's about equality, ladies (reddening), Saturday, 16 August 2014 09:17 (nine years ago) link
I like this, for a match-3. By the makers of A Dark Room. http://gridland.doublespeakgames.com/
― emil.y, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link
Nice! I think the only way they could improve the game would be to license Marvel superheroes.
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLEEE (Leee), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 01:01 (nine years ago) link
I have no idea what I am doing in this game. Other than matching random 3's.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link
yeah me too
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 04:18 (nine years ago) link
Be judicious in your matches at night.
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLEEE (Leee), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link
During the day, you're levelling up your resources. The only resource I really understand, though, is corn, which replenishes your health. The others just expand your buildings, I think?
At night, you are trying to balance the sword and shield matches, which provide you with bonuses, and the rest, which provide you with creatures to fight (you have to fight to advance time and level up). There is little point to making quick matches unless you need extra bonuses when you accidentally cause a chain reaction, it's better (if less exciting) to fight things one at a time, in order to survive.
My only problem is that the format makes me feel like there should be some incremental shift in narrative, or a revealed endgame at some point, but from the amount I've played so far it seems like this won't happen.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link
eventually you unlock some gems that during the day let you control time (?) and at night summon a witch (?)
― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link
Once your buildings get tall enough you can put a star over them, dunno what that does though.
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLEEE (Leee), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
IDK, it just pisses me off that there isn't so basic instructions about the game mechanics.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link
The star seems to prioritize the building, so resources go there first. I think.
― Clay, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
i figured out how to summon the dragon but i haven't beaten him yet
― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
could not disagree more
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link
We can never be friends.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link
*sobs*
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link
I got stuck at day 20. Liked it, would like to learn more, but if I have to start over, I don't think I will.
― alanbatman (abanana), Friday, 29 August 2014 01:01 (nine years ago) link
Gave it another go.House 1: food and storage. Built on gaining levels. Also toughens the generic melee enemies, I think.House 2: increases the amount produced from matching red stones; also toughens the animals.House 3: increases paper gains; also toughens archers.House 4: increases metal gains; also enhances the sword (UPGRADE THIS)House 5: increases wood gains; also enhances the shield (UPGRADE THIS)House 6: appears when you get enough of the treasures that look like heart pieces.
I figured out some of the House 6 stuff but I won't go into it now. Haven't killed a witch/slenderman yet.
― alanbatman (abanana), Friday, 29 August 2014 03:32 (nine years ago) link
Love Hotelhttp://3sillyhats.com/lovehotel/Not new, but I just gave it a spin. Dirty 8-bit demake of SimTower, but probably a better and more streamlined game than the inspiration. Completes in about 30 min.
― Nhex, Saturday, 13 September 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link
Hoooooooooooooffffff, beat Gridland. Damn. Not gonna do that again.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link
Has anyone tried any of the f2ps on arc like swordsman, neverwinter etc.?http://www.arcgames.com/en/games/swordsman
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
Aah just occurred to me that this is the wrong thread for this my bad.
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
I judge it acceptable!
― Nhex, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
boy howdyhttps://archive.org/details/internetarcade
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 October 2014 06:12 (nine years ago) link
dammmmn
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 31 October 2014 13:18 (nine years ago) link
is that legal? archive.org has been an upright site in the past.
― abanana, Friday, 31 October 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link
just a lot of mame roms not working great on my browser, legality probly borderline but ime there's plenty of borderline stuff on archive.org.
don't get me wrong this looks lovely but after a soundless and slow-mo 10 minutes i just figured i'd play them on mame m'self
― The Falun Gong Show (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 October 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link
i need to stop playing burger time
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 November 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
not sure how we missed this
http://www.clickerheroes.com
via http://www.sirlin.net/posts/podcast-sirlin-on-game-design which is worth a listen, if a bit of an echo chamber
― abanana, Monday, 3 November 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link
you go to hell with clickerheroesyou have destroyed my day
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 November 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link
seriously this is a mean thing to put into the universe
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 04:50 (nine years ago) link
Hint: close the window and it'll keep playing.
― abanana, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 07:15 (nine years ago) link
yup, i do appreciate that i can leave it going overnightbut sigh what is the point of these things
― Nhex, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link