"i have a confession to make to you, baron: you are a CROOK!": the ERNST LUBITSCH poll

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'ninotchka' was not quite as good as i remembered it. way too slow and soggy after the first hour.

'shop around the corner' is one of the most perfect movies ever.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Saw Die Begkatze ('The Wildcat') at the Goethte Institut last night. It's a 'mountain comedy', i.e. slapstick in the snow starring Pola Negri and it was pretty funny.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I loved you as a crook! I worshipped you as a crook! Please don't be another good for nothing gigolo!

defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's the best line in that one.

moe greene dolphin street (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Cluny Brown at Film Forum, New York film nerds. Please check it out: like Holiday, one of the oddest, most beautiful of American films; its tone is unique. Charles Boyer, Jennifer Jones, and Peter Lawford are expert.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Also: since it's Christmas time, please rent The Shop Around the Corner.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Really? The calendar says The Conformist. Oh, I see, thanks.

The Decline of British Cat Power (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

cluny brown is fucking aces

I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 December 2010 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I was watching The Shop Around The Corner last night for maybe the eighty-eighth time. It just gets everything right, it all sticks. Those last ten minutes, especially with that sudden turn toward extreme intimacy at the last moments. are just the most amazing thing. Margaret Sullavan staring at the empty post box - wow.

R Baez, Sunday, 19 December 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

which ernst lubitsch movie should i watch tonite

flopson, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

2 b or not 2 b

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

yeah?

flopson, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

You know that great, great Polish actor, Joseph Tura?

stars on 45 my destination (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

He's world famous in Poland!

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Trouble In Paradise is playing tomorrow and Monday at the FF with a similarly themed and casted William Dieterle movie called Jewel Robbery.

Scharlach Sometimes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 6 August 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

just saw Design For Living and could not believe it. kept waiting for the morality play, the downer ending, the comeuppance and man Miriam just gets the happiest ending imaginable, this film is from the future

Milton Parker, Monday, 2 January 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

would have voted for this over One Hour With You if I'd known

Milton Parker, Monday, 2 January 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

i watched trouble in paradise with a girl over the holiday break and she squealed joyously through most of it.
kind of a keeper, that one.

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

If any man I see looks at his watch during Trouble in Paradise I ask him to leave this apartment immediately.

(I've never done this but want to)

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

seattle peeps Trouble in Paradise is showing at the Grand Illusion this week

JoeStork, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 08:57 (twelve years ago) link

nine months pass...

damn, that looks fascinating

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

Would love to see it, but don't think I can get there.

Cosmic Fopp (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

Morbs, are you going?

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Saturday, 20 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

I am in shitty condition today... But I think I saw it at Film Forum in 2003! Never big on Egypt epics, really.

cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 October 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

ok, i dont think i did see it.

cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 October 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

haha

@pareene
There is really an unnecessarily large number of people working at Mr. Matuschek's store every day

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 January 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

fuckin' Cluny Brown still unavailable on DVD in America.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 12 January 2013 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

(xp)
B-b-b-but it was the Christmas rush!

The Teardrop ILXplodes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 12 January 2013 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

also, you'll need a pal player but i have to assume you have one
http://www.amazon.com/Cluny-Brown-NON-USA-FORMAT-Import/dp/B0041KXFDO

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

i got my copy from TCM on Tivo and goddamn, it's a winner

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

just rewatched Design for Living on Criterion... Milton is right, cept as the guy doing the commentary suggests that the ending is a bit dark; after all, they are going back to poverty to live 'outside society.'

March's take when Hopkins (who is just great) says "Something happened to me that usually only happens to a man" is a highlight.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 April 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

I can't believe that bum EE Horton put the whole thing on YT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fha0SlGIpM0

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 April 2013 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

I watched the Criterion edition last week too. The movie's too cute by half, I think.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 April 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

pish tosh

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 April 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

Needs the morning newspaper thrown at his head.

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 April 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

watching those three marvelous actors on that train, going for laughs when no laugh track exists

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

there was an audience at some point you know in December '33

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

People laugh during the gaps in Laurel & Hardy films too -- honest!

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

when it ended I watched Cluny Brown for the 400th time.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

rewatched Trouble In Paradise, forgot that fellow eunuch Charlie Ruggles is the bane of EE Horton's existence.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

Armond on Bogdanovich & Lubitsch:

http://cityarts.info/2013/06/10/at-long-last-lubitsch/

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

of course he loves at long last love. here's cybill shepherd talking about it: http://www.rogerebert.com/balder-and-dash/cybill-shepherd-on-at-long-last-love. pity i can't find a clip of madeline kahn doing 'down in the depths on the 90th floor', she really is the highlight of a dreary dreary movie.

balls, Thursday, 13 June 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

on Lubitsch and the great Jack Benny:

http://www.criterion.com/current/posts/2888-how-to-film-jack-benny

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...
two months pass...

Saw Die Begkatze ('The Wildcat') at the Goethte Institut last night. It's a 'mountain comedy', i.e. slapstick in the snow starring Pola Negri and it was pretty funny.

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 3:25 PM (5 years ago)

Yeah, the sets in that are amazing; also 1919's Die Puppe / The Doll:
http://silentsplease.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/die_puppe_1919_advert.jpg
http://silentsplease.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/13-die-puppe-ossi-chew-2.gif

http://silentsplease.wordpress.com/2014/07/18/die-puppe/

etc, Monday, 21 July 2014 09:11 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

saw Shop again today (yesterday?), incredible. From "A little too much goose liver" to "Could you let me see your legs now?" Samson Raphaelson needs a shoutout as one of the great comedy writers.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 January 2015 10:10 (nine years ago) link

It stays in my mind as among the best written films I've ever seen.

MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 January 2015 10:18 (nine years ago) link

Keeks!

The Lubitsch Touchscreen (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 April 2023 20:06 (one year ago) link

Dahling, why do you pinch my side and say “keeks”?

Keeks just keep getting harder to find.

The Lubitsch Touchscreen (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 April 2023 21:19 (one year ago) link

For those not allergic to podcasts, this is a fun listen:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how-would-lubitsch-do-it/id1656845615

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 24 April 2023 14:18 (one year ago) link

Just noticed that That Uncertain Feeling was made between two of his biggest classics, The Shop Around the Corner and To Be or Not to Be.

The Lubitsch Touchscreen (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 24 April 2023 14:37 (one year ago) link

I've hesitated. Merle Oberon and Melvyn Douglas are not my beau ideal of a magical pairing.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 April 2023 14:41 (one year ago) link

it's a light watch

It’s worth seeing, ever if not top-tier Lubitsch as everyone acknowledges. And yeah, the fundamental triangle is flawed, there is more chemistry between Melvyn Douglas and Eve Arden than between him and Merle Oberon and her role in the end is unsympathetic, but her performance and presence are fine. Burgess Meredith character ultimately unlikable but still funny. There’s an amusing little bit by Sig Ruman as Mr. Kafka, the film could have used more of him. Despite all these caveats would watch again.

The Lubitsch Touchscreen (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 24 April 2023 16:31 (one year ago) link

I think it’s easy to watch too since, if I read correctly, the copyright paperwork was damaged or lost at sea and, because the film was such a flop Lubitsch’s production partner didn’t want to bother to pay the $19.99 to refile so it is in the public domain.

The Lubitsch Touchscreen (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 24 April 2023 16:39 (one year ago) link

$28.76. In England. Maybe it is actually copyrighted in the US.

The Lubitsch Touchscreen (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 24 April 2023 16:42 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

I'd have voted for Cluny Brown today without hesitation. Its script, rhythm, Boyer, supporting cast -- perfect.

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 November 2023 00:27 (five months ago) link

Watched TROUBLE IN PARADISE the other night. Amazing. I feel like so many facets of this film were light years ahead, the timing and the acting and the writing and quite frequently the camerawork. The theft, the meeting of Gaston and Lily, the bewildered recollection is the theft, Gaston and Lily realizing just who the other really is...that whole opening stretch is A++ (the rest of the film vacillates between A and A+ for me.)

Design For Living is next up.

omar little, Sunday, 5 November 2023 23:59 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

I just watched both of those for the first time on Criterion. I am now completely smitten with Miriam Hopkins.

Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:12 (two months ago) link

Expiring soon, no?

Al Green Explores Your Mind Gardens (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:19 (two months ago) link

Design for living with young hot fun cooper (instead of stoic, old, Captain America cooper) is pretty amazing

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:20 (two months ago) link

Yep, tomorrow is last day for those two. xp

Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:39 (two months ago) link

I watched Design for Living last week for that reason. A delight!

jaymc, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:56 (two months ago) link

both excellent movies but i preferred design for living, partially because it has significantly more miriam hopkins. surprised it got no votes in this poll though maybe it was less easily accessible at the time?

na (NA), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 20:00 (two months ago) link

Probably. Pre-Criterion it was stuck in Universal's budget Gary Cooper Franchise Collection.

If you wanna watch another Miriam Hopkins highlight, stream The Heiress, where she plays Olivia de Havilland's duplicitous aunt, herself in love with Montgomery Clift.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 21:37 (two months ago) link

Followed up my Lubitsch double feature with something completely different: Easy Rider, which I had somehow never seen. I still have a contact high.

Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 14:08 (two months ago) link

Uggggh, why won't they just put Design for Living out on Blu-ray already? These gaps in my Lubitsch collection are driving me nuts!

Just recently rewatched one of my favorite Outer Limits episodes and realized for the first time that it featured an unrecognizable Miriam Hopkins in full psychobiddy mode.

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/__P1bz4ZkkRA/TUYinnlBZWI/AAAAAAAACp8/z_FJdjSUvUE/s1600/screen-capture-1.png

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 15:05 (two months ago) link

I'm still not as fond of Design for Living as I should be. I watched it last night and thought it needed to pick up the tempo. But! Daaaaamn, Coop is hot -- no wonder Fredric March can't stop ogling him.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 15:11 (two months ago) link

Design for Living is on Criterion blu ray

rob, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 15:13 (two months ago) link

Sorry, I meant Trouble in Paradise.

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 15:28 (two months ago) link


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