why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

why were the astronauts so lazy about taking photos

dudes went to the moon & only took 5 photos

lame

tbf, he doesn't even appear to be on the moon in that picture, may actually be in the moon's bathroom.

so fake

(sorry neil ilu)

if is on the moon how is he breathing i call shenanigans.

I quite like the moon / bathroom one somehow. I suppose I just fancy the chick and want to see some of the other 36 photos.

at least she actually went to the bathroom rite

balls's ones don't belong itt

From "The Mind Unleashed":

http://i57.tinypic.com/2mcaiko.jpg

but what if their way of thinking says 5+3 = 9????

5.3 + 3.3 rounded up equals 9.

what if they hate 9 and refuse to consider the ways in which it is systemically oppressed

can't help but think some ppl itt are sixists

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuCYdbVIMAAL5Ke.jpg

Hahaha. Doesn't make the point it intends to.

#JesusRape

jesus hiding under the sheets

when i was growing up mommy told me Jesus just *cried* when i sinned. Now i no y

Jesus as crepey sex auditor

"Jesus if you're cool with this just say nothing. Cheers dude."

jesus wouldn't use contractions

also doesn't like actions that cause them later

Jesus always bolds his 'I' like that. It's annoying.

jesus who asked you

back with another one of those cock blockin christs

stolen from my twitter timeline: "personally, i would always ask jesus before assuming he wanted to join a threesome".

Jesus, what an asshole.

"personally, i would always ask jesus before assuming he wanted to join a threesome".

Catholics brought up like me were told he had no choice.

like the three leaves of the clover

One, but also a hot steamy threesome

back with another one of those cock blockin christs

yes

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Roast

Goin down on the Spirit in the Sky

http://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10302168_628166047276453_3241466123526256553_n.jpg
corny liberal fuxxorz can has macros 2

and this one just popped up
http://slowandstupid.blogspot.com/2014/07/people-of-earth.html

whitebama like something out of my nightmares, also something seems off about "doubling the stock market"

maybe that macro-maker missed the part where obama has a white mother

Altho it seems heaven-sent we aint ready to see a white president

President Joe Christmas

http://i.imgur.com/zTFjdxH.jpg

Smoking test!
1. Hold your breath & don't breathe until you are done with all the steps.
2. Like this status
3. Share this status
4. Comment" Ahwwwww"
5.Breathe out.

lmaosorelatable

http://s28.postimg.org/ezqnt43al/fuckoff.png

fuckoff.png

"There's an electricity in the moon"

you have to love headlines that imply that the reader isn't intelligent

yo Karl why aren't you lobbying for us to harvest that moon electricity?

Intelligent People All Have One Thing in Common: They Understand Title Case

Intelligent People All Have One Thing in Common: They're Laughing At Me For Posting This

http://elitedaily.com/dating/5-reasons-date-bodybuilder/670939/

http://elitedaily.com/dating/reasons-date-musician/600466/

Reading a book AND provocative legs