why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

yes

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Roast

Goin down on the Spirit in the Sky

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corny liberal fuxxorz can has macros 2

and this one just popped up
http://slowandstupid.blogspot.com/2014/07/people-of-earth.html

whitebama like something out of my nightmares, also something seems off about "doubling the stock market"

maybe that macro-maker missed the part where obama has a white mother

Altho it seems heaven-sent we aint ready to see a white president

President Joe Christmas

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Smoking test!
1. Hold your breath & don't breathe until you are done with all the steps.
2. Like this status
3. Share this status
4. Comment" Ahwwwww"
5.Breathe out.

lmaosorelatable

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"There's an electricity in the moon"

you have to love headlines that imply that the reader isn't intelligent

yo Karl why aren't you lobbying for us to harvest that moon electricity?

Intelligent People All Have One Thing in Common: They Understand Title Case

Intelligent People All Have One Thing in Common: They're Laughing At Me For Posting This

http://elitedaily.com/dating/5-reasons-date-bodybuilder/670939/

http://elitedaily.com/dating/reasons-date-musician/600466/

Reading a book AND provocative legs

Like me.

"They have one-track minds, and a lot of the time, their minds are on the track to either stardom or having the choice to spend their lives playing and writing songs. When that fails, they generally turn to heroin or suicide."

*deep character sketch*

Dating a musician is almost like having an inhuman companion that is always there to catch you when you fall. Having these goals and dreams in your significant other will always add a splash of color and hope to the lives you pursue together.

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O how EMBARRASSING

i don't think he said that part 375,849

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wow, never thought steve harvey was an heir to this guy

Mark Twain, MRA pioneer

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They morph into one true friend

rong thread for elitedaily.

(i think we may have decided there is no right thread? how to be a man perhaps closest)

prob should be posted on o_0 as well but

ok - had a nerve wracking phone call this am. guy calls my cell#. says his name is Carlos Rosa and "your brother was in an accident and is hurt real bad-he gave me this number for help. tell me your brother's name and then i give you all the details." well that was weird- I say - " No You Tell me his name. I want to speak with him" and the guy just won't. i say "i'm gonna call you back." i call my brother's work, cell and email. no response. then call his wife (at her moms.) i call Carlos Rosa back - no voicemail. he calls me back - this time I'm like " TELL ME HIS NAME. " NOW he tells me. "listen, i tell you what happened. your brother crashed my brother's brand new bmw at the gas station. he refuse to give the papers and pay, my brother shoot him and brought him here to my house. we got him hostage,my brother going to kill him unless you go to the bank and send the money, you want him to kill your brother? ..." my sister in law calls mid threat. i hang up on the guy and she tells me brother's at work. guy calls me back. i don't answer. i call 911 - " look - maybe they call the wrong number - maybe its a threat for extortion - maybe there is a guy being held with a gun to his head. i don't know. all i have is what i've told you, the guys " name" and this cell number. 917-8XX-3976." I encourage everyone to call it. and don't forget to block your ID.

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Really want to repost this on FB but with the first verse from Laura Branigan's "Self Control"

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Only have to try max 100 numbers until I get Carlos.

it's 862 but i figure why invite googlers to this

Noodles are made of styrofoam cancer wax, who knew

http://www.thatsnonsense.com/images/noodles.jpg

raises a lot of questions

damn i think i'm not properly spacing out my noodle seshes

do i have to stop eating styrofoam?

hmmmmm. how long is your typical cleansing break after a styro sesh? our body (we share one) needs up to 3 days to clean the styrofoam.

former mlb pitcher rodrigo lopez used to eat an entire styrofoam cup every time he pitched

Make sure you stop eating a pack of noodles for at least 3 days after a session of noodles

former mlb pitcher rodrigo lopez used to eat an entire styrofoam cup every time he pitched

waiting for punchline that he now has cancer

Obviously doesn't, he isn't in Dom's dead pool.

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LOL

That's great. I just made this one and posted it on FB:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/darinjackiechloe/14830709426/in/photostream/

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