why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Darin, those are genius

i eat a lot of instant noodles, this whole meme has just added to my hypochondria

It's a hoax. There's no wax in them.

hey i assumed that, but anxiety's not a rational thing

It's a long standing Snopes tale, along with the dissolving nail in Coke one.

Yeah I first heard it at school in the early 90s

Anyone ever try to boil Pop Rocks? It's magical.

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpcGHlfCUAAcfUr.jpg

have you got what it takes to hit a punchbag when it's down?

recipeforabs.com

http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/noodles.asp

snopesnoodle

the type of ramen i buy comes with a little sachet of styrofoam so you can add to taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9QMM_nTuC4
Main thoughts going through my head if I were stuck in the middle of this
1 - "man i hate 'circle of life'"
2 - "great, now i'm in the middle of a marketing viral"
3 - "fuck, you guys are LOUD"
4 - "why are you all pretending to read books and check your phones and listen to music while you're doing this? you're already singing in a massive south african chorus across three dozen apparently unrelated people, how much 'oh my god, it's so msgical' do you feel is necessary to sell this moment?"
5 - "i totally didn't get enough sleep to deal with this shit this early"
6 - "man i fucking hate fucking 'circle of life'"

'the lion king' is one of the worst relics of the 1990s

i look forward to the day when every single subway car will have its own flash mob or improv everywhere event going on

include dudes asking for change / kids selling twizzlers / couple having a breakup / batshit teens running up and down the car / assholes playing games or listening to music without headphones / screaming babies / legit crazy people and we're basically already there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0TsOAhn8IY

could be an auspicious moment for a Bernie Goetz comeback

the more things change
(cosby was so fucking cool in his prime)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYo49R_ZS0

https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yP/r/7eXyMfo7rRq.png

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10417503_896688413681757_6946996397535771999_n.jpg

Sigh

The one I'm trying to post is a picture of a skeleton coming out of a closet, next to the picture it says 'While you were busy judging others, a whole load of skeletons just fell out of your closet', in capitals.

so wait is the skeleton gay

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Gl9A5-Wljoo/To8xh7x3P7I/AAAAAAAAEV0/-S9-KHqfoZY/s1600/173416636_Wqmu1zJL_c.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1360833/real-bernie-dance-o.gif

apparently 'If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance' is a real GBS quote (from 'Immaturity')? I had no idea

I want one of these to rework "dance like no one's watching" so it finishes with "drink like you're running away from something"

https://38.media.tumblr.com/0ce1089adffb4fa2317afddeb2338d6e/tumblr_n9e4aaHzb21qf0t1jo1_500.jpg

"Open a beer
with your seatbelt
Don't stop till you get enough..."

DIY DUI

i mean it's supposed to be a joke fyi

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuaNCjNIQAA9iA0.jpg

kudos

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10463014_764663173590830_1475435078905339453_n.jpg?oh=daf2f5469798081dd23ac339fb6829d7&oe=546E264F&__gda__=1415766565_1d718e0d091d11b574acb9d089a3e4ba

sweatpants&coffee

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10426896_814738128570963_2215968811939422252_n.png

In the old days you had to drive to a brick and mortar store and purchase a wooden sign upon which someone had decoupaged "You Don't Have to Be CRAZZZZY to Work Here, But It Helps!", then hang it on the wall behind the cash register, so that maybe a hundred people a day would see it.

Progress.

https://imgflip.com/i/b0s5e

https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg

https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg

Feels like a majority of these things are to do with celebrating and accepting 'weird' things about you, or 'quirks'

ha xp

A sort of unofficial fightback against advertisements that say you have to look a certain way to be accepted?

x=p
Stupid first-time-doing-something.

http://i.imgur.com/B1ioeqw.jpg

Is that David Foster Wallace?

^

i think it's rumi

I made that one up lol