why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://imgflip.com/i/b0s5e

https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg

https://i.imgflip.com/b0s5e.jpg

Feels like a majority of these things are to do with celebrating and accepting 'weird' things about you, or 'quirks'

ha xp

A sort of unofficial fightback against advertisements that say you have to look a certain way to be accepted?

x=p
Stupid first-time-doing-something.

http://i.imgur.com/B1ioeqw.jpg

Is that David Foster Wallace?

^

i think it's rumi

I made that one up lol

http://i.imgur.com/1dPfrHI.jpg

he loves his hand? masturbationfreeyouth.com are going to be mortified at this revelation

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10599462_807006712671368_4897892114923675547_n.jpg?oh=d409149e795ff09d6425d9f3b13fc1b3&oe=547F7085&__gda__=1417769049_ae9063490d428a3c5cabb1384218c0da

Rebel Circus, keeping the 90s alive one Hot Topic slogan at a time

can't wait for "Could you, would you, with a goat?"

nothing more fun than white type on a black background

kerning = not fun

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10577209_10100144981807517_3376973639409561330_n.jpg

fixed it.
http://i.imgur.com/HP6aRFs.jpg

Flinstone?

yabba dabba doh!

I think having one typo is a requirement for these.

Stone age man act like modern people
Prehistoric birds beak for record needle
Brontosaurus ribs a to go
Sabre tooth cat put you out window
Got to run just to make your car go
So what the point in a car at all?

Welcome to Bedrock

Out in the streets, they call it WILLMAAA

good effort

thanks bro

why is everyone dumping ice water on their head to combat Steve Garvey Disease?

my significantly important other has been "challenged" three times and is getting kind of pissed about it.
do you CARE about victims of this disease? Then subject yourself to considerable discomfort and humiliate yourself on the internet and prove it! that's how progress happens

http://www.ilxor.com/

people eating bugles

and i'm like...
which cheez it flavor am i
experiencing next?

what does the babies / country one mean?

People who have kids are losers because they can't travel the world on a whim.

some people think world travel is imperative. these same people often struggle to understand why you'd ever work a job that you do not enjoy. they are often pleasant but come the fuck on.

fuck this ice bucket thing. promoting 'awareness' apparently only constitutes saying "oh btw, this still exists, didja know that" these days. and the charity in question is rather well off to begin with. not poopooing donations but now I have friends that are butthurt over the cries of hashtag activism that are acting in sanctimonious fashion, people I wouldn't usually accuse of that.

does not bother me

they are often pleasant

i'd argue with this bit

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10516688_10152310884442106_6088029072360446112_n.jpg?oh=7376dc22c883471950dce8f5f49d28d2&oe=546E563C&__gda__=1417814889_9c3845881df8a4915a76a086eb5bc437

it's not though

watch it there or I'll fucking compassion you

http://www.strangehorizons.com/2006/20060313/verbing_weirds_language.gif

I always hated that strip. Fuck Hobbes and his reactionary bullshit.

:(

I found that weird as I thought access had always been a verb. Apparently it dates from the early '60s. On the plus side, I've just found out that it originally meant 'an attack of fever'. Bet Hobbes still thinks it does.

see I love that strip even though I have absolutely no doubt that watterson is being a conservative ninny, cause "verbing weirds language" is such an elegant encapsulation of and argument for the opposite stance

I always hated that strip. Fuck Hobbes and his reactionary bullshit.

― erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, August 16, 2014 1:15 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, given his namesake...

see I love that strip even though I have absolutely no doubt that watterson is being a conservative ninny, cause "verbing weirds language" is such an elegant encapsulation of and argument for the opposite stance

― Hogan's Bluff (wins), Saturday, August 16, 2014 5:43 AM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah

like hobbes gets the last word but who the hell doesn't side with calvin there?

Yeah "verbing weirds language" is awes.

I just find it irritating. Changing nouns into verbs has been around in English forever and the legion of denominal verbs produced are so unremarkable most people don't even realize they originated that way. It's like exclaiming about how wacky it is that you can form an adverb from an adjective by adding -ly to the end.