Rolling Marvel Cinematic Universe thread (+ a poll: Classic or Dud?)

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The upcoming Venom Carnage film has the unenviable task of presenting the origin stories of both Venom and Carnage in addition to presumably explaining how they became a single entity with an unwieldy name.

i kind of can't believe venom carnage is actually going to happen, at least in its current form. of the three spideyless spiderverse movies planned, only sinister six even has a set release date. unless the buzz on that improves, i can't believe sony would just blaze into "two gooey psychos dressed like spider-man go to white castle." they've already amended their spideyverse fantasies once, can see it happening again

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

but then again sinister six seems like such a wtf they already look like wile e coyote standing over a ravine confused to me

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

i still don't get how they're doing a Sinister Six movie without Spider-Man in it

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link

like, they realized from the asm2 numbers that spidey's suffering some audience burn-out, but they still think movies about his supporting cast are going to get people MORE into regular spidey movies?

maybe they think sinister six sounds like fast five which sounds like a franchise re-energizer?

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link

But the Fast series never needed a re-energizer, even the third one that didn't have the original stars made a crapton of money

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link

I'm gonna start presuming that all comic book movies will be titled Venom Carnage from now on unless i'm explicitly told otherwise

In related news, did you hear about the John Carter spin-off Disney is working on called Martians?

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link

But the Fast series never needed a re-energizer, even the third one that didn't have the original stars made a crapton of money

fast five did twice as well as fast 4, you can play semantics but fast five did take things up a big notch

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link

and asm2 still made a ton of money, it just didn't expand upon the market of the reboot like they hoped

da croupier, Monday, 18 August 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

some marvel origin stories are good! and i like that the screenwriters have an opportunity to take the bizarre/corny ones and present/form them better. with liberties.

but i can definitely see how the strange origin would be done with as little origin as possible.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 18 August 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

er *strange movie

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 18 August 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

my.. hands.. my.. HANDS *falls to his knees, gazes up into the starlit sky*

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, Strange's is definitely one of the least necessary origin stories. In a way, our encroaching era of private space flights is a perfect time to zip right through an updated version of the FF's origin with a minimum of logistical finagling.

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

word is they're doing something different with the FF's origin anyway

Number None, Monday, 18 August 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

So they're going to be alien ninja turtles, then.

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link

Did they actually go ahead with that?

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link

Nah, they eventually realized that Bay's involvement was enough of a slap in the face for anyone who cared.

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link

I would watch a Strange Hamm:
http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/2014/08/25/jon-hamm-dismisses-doctor-strange-rumors/

Οὖτις, Monday, 25 August 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

Jack Huston >>>>

Number None, Monday, 25 August 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link

Good shout.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 25 August 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

all over the nerdsphere today

Number None, Monday, 25 August 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link

Pedro Pascal ftw

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:27 (nine years ago) link

Nah, he's a bit too straighforwardly suave (though I've only seen him in GoT, so what do I know).

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

joaquin i guess

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 29 August 2014 01:18 (nine years ago) link

i'm okay with that

Think I would've preferred Huston, but sure he'll do a fine job.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 29 August 2014 09:38 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Jemaine Clement for Dr Strange

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:30 (nine years ago) link

also, Wes Anderson to direct The Inhumans

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

seriously?

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 October 2014 01:22 (nine years ago) link

never mind, wasn't thinking

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 October 2014 01:24 (nine years ago) link

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Thursday, 23 October 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link

I was being serious

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Thursday, 23 October 2014 02:15 (nine years ago) link

Sorry, Tombot, I believe you -- I just thought it was funny that forks judo-threw himself and that was the first thing that came to mind.

Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Thursday, 23 October 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

Cumerbatch as Strange?

― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 25 July 2014 13:47 (3 months ago)

Called it (possibly)

http://deadline.com/2014/10/benedict-cumberbatch-doctor-strange-movie-cast-862815/

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:03 (nine years ago) link

Not interested

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:11 (nine years ago) link

Hey, at least it wasn't Jared Leto

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 04:44 (nine years ago) link

indeed, could have been worse

indeed there is literally one human being alive who would be worse for the part i guess i should be thankful

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link

god i'm gonna have to look at his alien face all throughout avengers 5 aren't i

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 06:39 (nine years ago) link

What's wrong with Cumberbatch?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link

a bunch of ppl here just hate him for some reason

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link

he's a UK celebrity that americans know about

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link

He makes blockbuster films easier to watch for me. Loved the faces he made in Star Trek.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

I don't have a beef with him, but there is a bit of overexposure. I think if anything he's a bit too on-the-nose as it were. Of all the marvel flicks this is the one I'm most interested in because it has the potential to be a bit different, so the writer/director stands to be more of a dealbreaker than the star.

you know they've already chosen the writer and director, right?

Number None, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

can't wait to see what the director of beloved keanu reeves vehicle the day 'the earth stood still' and the writer of widely-acclaimed jason momoa showcase 'conan the barbarian' will conjure up

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link

Writer: Lena Dunham
Director: Brett Ratner

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link

would watch

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link

It's just gonna be called Strange and the only "minority" on it will be a white guy playing Wong.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link


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