omg it didn't even give me chance to answer wtf
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
It's alright, the dude doesn't let you answer in real life either.
― Mark G, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link
paranoia nicely expressed through typography
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Thursday, 4 September 2014 23:04 (nine years ago) link
"man since criminals don't follow the law anyway what's the point of having em? If they don't prevent all crime they're useless IMO"
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 4 September 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link
http://memeguy.com/photos/images/lock-your-doors-travel-with-a-buddy-dont-get-too-drunk-67021.jpg
― brimstead, Friday, 5 September 2014 02:29 (nine years ago) link
blegh
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 5 September 2014 04:50 (nine years ago) link
passive aggressive toucan penguin fucker
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 September 2014 04:51 (nine years ago) link
some redditor just got me to hate some dumb bird
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 September 2014 04:52 (nine years ago) link
power of reddit
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 5 September 2014 04:53 (nine years ago) link
Puffin asking for it IMO
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 05:10 (nine years ago) link
oh yeah a puffin
fuck a puffin
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 September 2014 05:13 (nine years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tMlXP5F1Oik/SYnn5QVD74I/AAAAAAAAAEw/-mb_9vfYE4U/s400/W1YQx.jpg
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 September 2014 05:32 (nine years ago) link
Same dude from above posted this one which is just confusing. Seems to contradict itself.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10580155_10203488661269643_5636231756054054693_n.jpg?oh=744c3d986c7d2d86ccf54b9c51432e2e&oe=54A285D6&__gda__=1415255977_93479f109ffd82dbfd0db20138e83de5
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
wow.
― how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link
because of these today I'm not a criminal, a thief not a convict and Michael Hutchence is dead
― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link
Flip-flops: my childhood was awesome!Licking the batter off the spoon: my childhood was awesome!Getting all dressed up for gramma's funeral: fuck, you're right. my childhood had its rough patches too.
― how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
But I love the meme-responding-to-meme thing. People take some time out of their lives to make some stuff, don't they?
― how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
Yes, no criminal was every severely beaten as a child. In fact, there's no connection whatsoever and no such thing as a cycle of abuse. Thanks, Facebook Guy!
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
'Your kid's childhood was probably even worse. Your grandchild is possibly dead'
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
reminds me of this which is one of my favorite FB things
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/969904_529045880509234_1379292670_n.jpg?oh=bbbd3f0ff7a60b6e59b467c01699646f&oe=548DF1CE
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link
haha christ some people hate children so much
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
holy shit
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
SharesFromYourAunt.com
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
anyone who frequents this thread needs to follow that page
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
just tried to click "like" on sunny's post
corporal punishment stans are such muppets, and yeah of course most criminals have experienced no violent chastisement as children duh yeah
― Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
jfc have to hope everyone who shares that goes on a list somewhere
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
Um... you guys do realise that's a joke, right?
― emil.y, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
Or, wait, are you all talking about the flip-flop/spoon/belt one? Because yeah, I guess that isn't a joke.
― emil.y, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link
way to douse the fire of our outrage, e.mily. jeez
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
yeah i picked up the bit about murdering your kids probly being a joke
― Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
Well, "holy shit" and "put those people on a list" sound like pretty sincere responses to a ludicrous statement, so I honestly wasn't sure.
― emil.y, Friday, 5 September 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
cool joke
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
this is not an image macro but what is it about having a child that makes you think this is cool & want to ruin halloween
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10527258_857336577640258_1742222428980708435_n.jpg?oh=30ae691976a5f77435bb93a5bfa1eae6&oe=5496EB52
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link
horrific
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
I mean, that's basically just old school home magazine stuff, right? Though I admit I'd be irritated if someone started pushing for a crazy lifehack where an ordinary pinecone becomes... a birdfeeder!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link
is that celery and mandarin? gross
― uxorious gazumping (monotony), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 02:05 (nine years ago) link
the bananas look literally disgusting
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:43 (nine years ago) link
like they're covered in someone's finger grease
calm down
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:56 (nine years ago) link
ok
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 04:39 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10435434_10152667935104588_564832276561553721_n.jpg?oh=80326177a3d7076904d90c4a3158ce22&oe=549B69AA
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 08:09 (nine years ago) link
hello
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 08:16 (nine years ago) link
"HELLO"
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10636243_10152464445942912_2947680977952863983_n.jpg?oh=d97a15f196fb34b436427b17cad2e382&oe=548FA082
― Mordy, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link
Little more clever than the typical "don't talk to me until I had my coffee" shit
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
or ".....shit" coffee
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/8915_10151149255462687_1862021635_n.jpg?oh=4c9e236bbdd9b8e7796a212616f59bd4&oe=549163B8&__gda__=1418101486_d5ed7b3f5057caf6f31eecf58a2ddbc4
― how's life, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
ew. Quick, don't picture the next panel.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
It was shared by an old widow too!
― how's life, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
What was?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link