New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

HAHA doing the demo with the watch OFF HIS WRIST you see its very user friendly just please don't wear it.

So my watch, phone and wallet will all be connected. What about my belt can we get my belt in there too?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Utility-belt.jpg

where the fuck is bono

its entirely self-evident but this seems like a drastic misstep
but hey, sony and microsoft sold like 12 million game systems with no fucking games so maybe consumer culture trumps all?

the best thing about a phone with a clock on it is you don't have to wear a goddamn watch anymore

but hey, sony and microsoft sold like 12 million game systems with no fucking games so maybe consumer culture trumps all?

otm

The best thing about a watch is you don't have to pull a phone out of your pocket to find out what time it is.

http://i.imgur.com/pVSUePM.png

gonna be hard to sell too many iwatches when u can only sell them to iphone owners

apple fucking with unicode, again. god damnit.

iFiero!

animated emoji created for the Watch.

Ok now I'm excited

http://i.imgur.com/K22l9rj.jpg

Nevermind

I know I got attacked for talking about watches, here or the watch thread? But you all are ridiculous to assume "nobody wear's watches anymore".

http://d35lb3dl296zwu.cloudfront.net/uploads/photo/image/18025/AppleEvent_0763.jpg

says it all

I actually used to enjoy the look of a wristwatch and the routine of wearing one, but it didn't take me long at all to not miss it.

i don't think that's the assumption xp

now that I have complained, I will say I am v. excited about the 128GB capacity on the new iPhones.

u will be very cool with yr new computer watch

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHG2n0IIAEpQjL.png

seriously

it completely solves the wearable tech problem. wearing a camera on your face is not ok just yet, but there's a long-held space in culture for casually glancing at your wrist.

cynicism rates are ticking in this thread

there is no wearable tech problem

caek, plenty of comments about people not wanting/needing watches. That's not the only critique, but it's one of them.

I know I got attacked for talking about watches, here or the watch thread? But you all are ridiculous to assume "nobody wear's watches anymore".

It’s a declining ~50B business (Apple’s market cap is ~600B).

there is no wearable tech problem

this

can i play super mario bros on watch?

DIETER BOHN11:28:57 AM PDT
You can also send you heartbeat, it reads your heartbeat and then the receiver feels a vibration that actually matches your pulse.

i own a gps running watch btw everyone way ahead of the curve here

Walking directions seems kinda cool

Too bad 90% of America lives in a suburb and never walks

WatchKit

this is all truly hilarious

http://www.led-forever.com/led_watch_images/Hewlett-Packard/HP-01/HP-01_models_top_03.jpg

If anything i'll use the goddam phone much less.

wearable tech is awkward
subdermal tech is scary
bring back the atari joystick

psyched 4 icockring

So how is this better than a Moto 360 or whatever? Not looks, that's for sure

xp sorry, ring

Will be miserable to watch video from a gig and have the footage shake at the end of each song while the audience member applauds.

“Apple Watch is the most personal device we’ve ever created.”
– Tim Cook

this sounds like you are supposed to put Apple Watch in your butt

None of the features they showed would be preferable to do from a watch instead of a phone

u can share your strokes with anyone, requires ibuttplug xp

NILAY PATEL11:34:47 AM PDT
I'll put it this way: I'm going to buy this watch. It looks really cool. I suspect many people reading this will buy one as well. But I haven't seen anything that makes this something every single iPhone owner must buy. And isn't that the game?

http://static.tumblr.com/ak76j0d/ts5lhveyb/nilay_aboutme.jpg

hey wait, could I potentially start my car with my watch? that would be useful

this sounds like you are supposed to put Apple Watch in your butt

― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 2:35 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh ur supposed to but all apple products in yr butt hello

do you recommend starting with the smaller size

just show the animated mickey mouse clock face again, goddamnit.

do you recommend starting with the smaller size

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 2:37 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes read my ebook

hey wait, could I potentially start my car with my watch? that would be useful

― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 2:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or... with yr phone

until it runs out of batteries