New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

uh ur supposed to but all apple products in yr butt hello

that explains the shape of the Mac Pro

so what's this gonna cost?

NILAY PATEL11:38:10 AM PDT
"Apple Watch is going to change the way we look at fitness." That is a bold claim, and pure Tim Cook.

pure tim cook

Tim Cooked

finally I can point my watch at my phone and re-create the opening titles to 60s doctor who

It starts at $349

lolololololol

Early 2015

smdh

NOPE

lawl

so the iwatch is primarily intended as a $350 remote for the iphone? you just leave your phone in your bag/pocket and use this instead? i can see some sell through as a fashion accessory and them trying to push the suggestion that you look lame with your phone out in a social setting because yeah, everyone does look lame with their phone out. looking forward to 'lol u r so last year' for folks who have their phones in there hand ad shaming and upgrading to some variant on this model when it comes standard with the iphone in three years.

teehee

RIP Steve Jobs

wow, that is almost twice the cost of nintendo's virtual boy when it was first released

What happens when your iPhone battery dies?

http://i.imgur.com/eHuDChQ.jpg

you cant use your credit card anymore xp

http://d35lb3dl296zwu.cloudfront.net/uploads/photo/image/18090/DSC_5410.jpg

omg this is real

“Sitting less can go a long way towards improving your health.”
– Jay Blahnik

u2 finally

What happens when your iPhone battery dies?

I'm not currently using my iPhone as a key for anything, so usually I get annoyed that I can't log into Simpsons: Tapped Out or Tiny Tower

genuinely surprised at how ugly this watch thing is, the design, the bezel, the UI. "starting at" $349 while requiring an iphone. oh applepaws.

there is no wearable tech problem

otm

http://i.imgur.com/RrCGgtV.jpg

U. Fucking. 2.

u2 finally

― Allen (etaeoe)

this may be the first time these words have ever been said with truth and without irony

2:44 p.m.
It’s been quite a day. And it’s not even noon yet.

i c what they did there

NILAY PATEL11:46:59 AM PDT
The Edge has sick-nasty guitar sounds. Such good sounds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuBNUOcamM

I want a fucking updated Mac Mini goddammmmit

I asked my analyst buddy if U2 popped out of the Apple Watch and he said "YES!"

If I strap an iWatch to my neck, will it give a cooling sensation?

DAVID PIERCE11:50:41 AM PDT
There's still really no one that just stands there and rocks quite like U2.

lmao

11:52 am Bono just called Tim Cook a "zen master of hardware and software"

looking forward to 'lol u r so last year' for folks who have their phones in there hand ad shaming and upgrading to some variant on this model when it comes standard with the iphone in three years.

way ahead of you

http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact_music/photo/8939313-large.jpg

Countdown! And now everyone has this album.

rather have an std

No laser, geiger counter or garrote, no dice. Though I suppose they could just add those features to the next iPhone and I'd be cool with that. Can this watch make phone calls?

lmao what was that finger touch

11:55 am Offering the album free on iTunes, starting... right now.

If I strap an iWatch to my neck, will it give a cooling sensation?

way ahead of you

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1722665503_1/Mini-Dog-GPS-Tracker-Device-with-Neck-Strap-TK201-2-UpgradeTK201-Geofence-Tracking-via-SMS-On.jpg

i call onion on all of this

CATEGORY 6 PLURICANE @diplo · 18m
damn apple just played my song

2:55 p.m.
Never before have so many people owned an album

^can we make this the board description for ILM please

2:56 pm

Never have so many people been owned

DAVID PIERCE11:57:27 AM PDT
"We're so excited about this, we made an ad." Now a sort of old-school iPod ad homage, just with Bono singing inspirational things into the air and kind of playing guitar.

Would have accepted either of these alternative designs:

http://www.yourprops.com/movieprops/default/yp_510826c0897789.96888585/Escape-From-New-York-Snake-Plissken-Tracer-Bracelet-1.jpg
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k22/Coz_UK/EFNYTimer.jpg