New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

DAVID PIERCE11:50:41 AM PDT
There's still really no one that just stands there and rocks quite like U2.

lmao

11:52 am Bono just called Tim Cook a "zen master of hardware and software"

looking forward to 'lol u r so last year' for folks who have their phones in there hand ad shaming and upgrading to some variant on this model when it comes standard with the iphone in three years.

way ahead of you

http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact_music/photo/8939313-large.jpg

Countdown! And now everyone has this album.

rather have an std

No laser, geiger counter or garrote, no dice. Though I suppose they could just add those features to the next iPhone and I'd be cool with that. Can this watch make phone calls?

lmao what was that finger touch

11:55 am Offering the album free on iTunes, starting... right now.

If I strap an iWatch to my neck, will it give a cooling sensation?

way ahead of you

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1722665503_1/Mini-Dog-GPS-Tracker-Device-with-Neck-Strap-TK201-2-UpgradeTK201-Geofence-Tracking-via-SMS-On.jpg

i call onion on all of this

CATEGORY 6 PLURICANE @diplo · 18m
damn apple just played my song

2:55 p.m.
Never before have so many people owned an album

^can we make this the board description for ILM please

2:56 pm

Never have so many people been owned

DAVID PIERCE11:57:27 AM PDT
"We're so excited about this, we made an ad." Now a sort of old-school iPod ad homage, just with Bono singing inspirational things into the air and kind of playing guitar.

Would have accepted either of these alternative designs:

http://www.yourprops.com/movieprops/default/yp_510826c0897789.96888585/Escape-From-New-York-Snake-Plissken-Tracer-Bracelet-1.jpg
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k22/Coz_UK/EFNYTimer.jpg

did they say anything abt the watch battery life, u gonna have to charge that thing every night

Looks like they 'forgot'

did they say anything abt the watch battery life, u gonna have to charge that thing every night

they didn't

lol uh oh

It syncs with your heartbeat. If it dies ... you die!

rip brave watch

you charge it kinetically every night in front of a portrait of steve jobs

does it charge from butt jucies

*charges self kinetically until he goes blind*

http://i.imgur.com/DeD4hl5.jpg

This is so stupid

no more plugging it into the wall! you just become subtly weaker, faster.

what a beautiful day

apple.com was overhauled. neat.

http://cnet3.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2013/10/02/2a58a0f3-6de9-11e3-913e-14feb5ca9861/resize/620x/56c379c26773caa4537d008ae0880c50/Gearselfie.jpg

does the iwatch health app keep track of pooping? $350 is a lot for that but it's pooping we're talking about so

why do you think you put in your butt jeeze

http://www.apple.com/watch/films/#film-design

ibutt

hey at least we are done with the google glasses now

ipooped, is there an app for that? would be most used

i'd buy this for 200 or less http://images.apple.com/watch/apple-watch/images/collection_15_large_2x.jpg

yeah google glass seems basically dead

google barely mentioned it at their developers conference a couple months ago

Can I buy two of these watches and wear one around each ear?

if u want

epic lifehack

Ellen DeGeneres - @TheEllenShow
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHPc8FIUAAVk9H.jpg:large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHPc8FIUAAVk9H.jpg

Wondering how many people in the try out section are drawing dicks and sending them to each other right now

Looool xp

https://d262ilb51hltx0.cloudfront.net/max/2000/1*0YQ_ef5hkep-BfwYiXuIew.jpeg

lmao caek

The Moto X watch looks so good in comparison.