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11:55 am Offering the album free on iTunes, starting... right now.

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

If I strap an iWatch to my neck, will it give a cooling sensation?

way ahead of you

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1722665503_1/Mini-Dog-GPS-Tracker-Device-with-Neck-Strap-TK201-2-UpgradeTK201-Geofence-Tracking-via-SMS-On.jpg

― pplains, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

i call onion on all of this

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

CATEGORY 6 PLURICANE @diplo · 18m
damn apple just played my song

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link

2:55 p.m.
Never before have so many people owned an album

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link

^can we make this the board description for ILM please

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link

2:56 pm

Never have so many people been owned

― famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

DAVID PIERCE11:57:27 AM PDT
"We're so excited about this, we made an ad." Now a sort of old-school iPod ad homage, just with Bono singing inspirational things into the air and kind of playing guitar.

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

Would have accepted either of these alternative designs:

http://www.yourprops.com/movieprops/default/yp_510826c0897789.96888585/Escape-From-New-York-Snake-Plissken-Tracer-Bracelet-1.jpg
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k22/Coz_UK/EFNYTimer.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

did they say anything abt the watch battery life, u gonna have to charge that thing every night

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link

Looks like they 'forgot'

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link

did they say anything abt the watch battery life, u gonna have to charge that thing every night

they didn't

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link

lol uh oh

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link

It syncs with your heartbeat. If it dies ... you die!

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link

rip brave watch

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link

you charge it kinetically every night in front of a portrait of steve jobs

― wolves at doors: they flan @ u face (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link

does it charge from butt jucies

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

*charges self kinetically until he goes blind*

― famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/DeD4hl5.jpg

This is so stupid

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

no more plugging it into the wall! you just become subtly weaker, faster.

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

what a beautiful day

― Euler, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link

apple.com was overhauled. neat.

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

http://cnet3.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2013/10/02/2a58a0f3-6de9-11e3-913e-14feb5ca9861/resize/620x/56c379c26773caa4537d008ae0880c50/Gearselfie.jpg

― pplains, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

does the iwatch health app keep track of pooping? $350 is a lot for that but it's pooping we're talking about so

― Euler, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

why do you think you put in your butt jeeze

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link

http://www.apple.com/watch/films/#film-design

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

ibutt

― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link

hey at least we are done with the google glasses now

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

ipooped, is there an app for that? would be most used

― Euler, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

i'd buy this for 200 or less http://images.apple.com/watch/apple-watch/images/collection_15_large_2x.jpg

― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

yeah google glass seems basically dead

― iatee, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link

google barely mentioned it at their developers conference a couple months ago

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

Can I buy two of these watches and wear one around each ear?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

if u want

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

epic lifehack

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

Ellen DeGeneres - @TheEllenShow
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.

and they posted this on their front page.

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHPc8FIUAAVk9H.jpg:large

― caek, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHPc8FIUAAVk9H.jpg

― caek, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

Wondering how many people in the try out section are drawing dicks and sending them to each other right now

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

Looool xp

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

https://d262ilb51hltx0.cloudfront.net/max/2000/1*0YQ_ef5hkep-BfwYiXuIew.jpeg

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link