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― pplains, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

does the iwatch health app keep track of pooping? $350 is a lot for that but it's pooping we're talking about so

― Euler, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

why do you think you put in your butt jeeze

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link

http://www.apple.com/watch/films/#film-design

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

ibutt

― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link

hey at least we are done with the google glasses now

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

ipooped, is there an app for that? would be most used

― Euler, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

i'd buy this for 200 or less http://images.apple.com/watch/apple-watch/images/collection_15_large_2x.jpg

― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

yeah google glass seems basically dead

― iatee, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link

google barely mentioned it at their developers conference a couple months ago

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

Can I buy two of these watches and wear one around each ear?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

if u want

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

epic lifehack

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

Ellen DeGeneres - @TheEllenShow
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.

and they posted this on their front page.

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHPc8FIUAAVk9H.jpg:large

― caek, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHPc8FIUAAVk9H.jpg

― caek, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

Wondering how many people in the try out section are drawing dicks and sending them to each other right now

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

Looool xp

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

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― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

lmao caek

― iatee, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

The Moto X watch looks so good in comparison.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link

Good stuff, cake and ice cream.

― pplains, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link

no doubt

― goole, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link

theyre both from here https://medium.com/message/apple-liveblog-september-9-2014-6a04ee8edd2

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link

i have a samsung

― goole, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

apple website responsive now, lol at open face hamburger button

http://i.imgur.com/DppzRT5.png

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link

sry i laughed at u button

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

"Experience the keynote" <-- really?

― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

rip ipod classic btw

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

Finally

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link

ipod > iwatch

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link

^^^^^

― famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/perpetua/status/509426350655307776

I lolled

― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link

did anyone say anything worthwhile in this thread while i wasn't reading it?

― markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link

― Euler, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link

it would be cool if the only people who could comment on this stuff were the people who payed attention to it more than two or three times a year

― markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

xpost thanks

― markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

Are you gonna buy a WATCH markers? I don't think you can because you don't even have an iPhone

― 龜, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

once i fix that little problem i will

― markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link

*pats lg from 2009*

― markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link

i dunno about you guys but the smaller iphone 6 looks pretty sweet, i miss the smooth curviness of the OG iphones

the bigger one looks like the "five razor blades" onion article

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link

i'm the guy who walks around taking pictures for instagram with my ipad mini

― markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link

so wait... if i ever open itunes again, there will be u2 in it?

― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link

it would be cool if the only people who could comment on this stuff were the people who payed attention to it more than two or three times a year

― markers, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 3:03 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you a huge u2 fan or what

― goole, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

I know an excellent podcast, just right for fans of U2

― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link

xpost def

― markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

rip ipod classic btw

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 3:46 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nooooooooo

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link

You can fit an iPad Mini into a man's pants pocket, I don't think any of these phones will be a problem
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 12:54 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have trouble with my iPhone 5. Maybe my pants are just too tight. Maybe apple wants me to lose weight.

― Jeff, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/perpetua/status/509426350655307776
https://twitter.com/perpetua/status/509426350655307776
https://twitter.com/perpetua/status/509426350655307776
https://twitter.com/perpetua/status/509426350655307776

― ⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link

the only way I could stick an iPad mini into my pocket would be if I rolled it up first.

― pplains, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

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