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xps Carlin said it best; it's 6:15, or Mickey has a hard-on

I had this watch. The Red Baron and the clouds moved with the seconds.

http://forums.watchuseek.com/attachments/f71/170212d1237243035-there-truly-no-love-timex-watch-87-.jpg

It's probably worth $10,000 now as a collectors item. $12,500 if it has a penis in the clouds too.

in other news I can't believe they didn't fix the music app in ios 8

still no album grouping by artist how fucking hard is it

it's not for ios, but as an exercise i'm trying to make a simple osx music player. what features would you guys want?

sort by record label :)

ability to delete u2 albums

what if when you tried to play any u2 song it only played that negativland single?

not bad tbh

Ive been a watch wearer since middle school. Looking forward to trying this out at least. It just looks a little too thick and Ive had bulky watches before and they get banged up really easily idk.

That one article up there has me leaning towards the 6+ too. Better battery life is almost reason enough. the 16-64 g jump really offends me tho, just a flat out dick move.

i have a couple mechanical watches and have come to really enjoy them. the hodinkee piece is what i would expect from a hardcore watch person--they're a weird mix of having a deep understanding of how frivolous their hobby is and a poor perspective on how indulgent it comes off.

At 25 will they want an Omega or an Apple Watch Plus?

What 25-year-old can afford a http://www.watchmaxx.com/watch/omega-de-ville-tourbillon-men-513.53.39.21.99.001?gclid=CN6wgo6o2cACFWho7AodjFMAOQ37,000 fucking watch?

― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Thursday, September 11, 2014 9:55 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also lol @ finding basically the most expensive thing omega makes to make this point

You're right, I probably should've chosen one of their bargain basement $6,000-$8,000 watches.

that watch is dumb for 100k they dont even include a face

Am I the only person who thinks the watch is incredibly, incredibly ugly?

Feel like it's ugly in the same way that this is ugly

http://i.imgur.com/xKWVAeT.jpg

that frightens me where the watch doesnt

I like to be able to tell time from my watches.

What's funny and cool and deflating is that you see a watch like that and you wonder if it's on youtube

And it is http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Omega+De+Ville+Tourbillon

Bam some of the mystique is lost

what is the history of finding tech creepy?

Like imagine you bought a cool ten thousand dollar omega watch and then you go online and there's some guy named Archie telling you what's cool about your watch that he also owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uckK2ONVA7Q

haaa wait it doesnt have gps??? http://readwrite.com/2014/09/11/apple-watch-no-gps-no-thanks

Well you'd be using it with your IPHONE which already has GPS

GPS is such a huge battery drainer regardless

its basically useless as an exercize watch

Yeah like who wants to run 10k with a big heavy piece of 18k gold on their left wrist?

I'm gonna spend $350 so that a watch can tell me when to stand up?

Probably most damning to me is that this was a brilliant opportunity to advance the field of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

But they stopped at just transmitting a heartbeat

skeleton watches are way ugly, it's true

yeah you would not actually want GPS in the watch itself, the battery would be gone in 35 minutes

(also known as "cyberdildonics")

uh just fyi all the smart guys itt i have a gps watch and the charge last a lot longer than 35mins, what u def dont want to do is have yr big ass phone on u while your running, hence the watch

Hm

Using the GPS on my iPhone is the quickest way to kill the battery ime

Even moreso than LTE

basically the number one thing i like about running is not taking anything electronic with me

I'm gonna get the watch, share my heartbeat with my family members, spend a month doing office work, and then one afternoon burst into jumping jacks for ten hard minutes before ripping the watch away from my wrist.

Whoever calls the front desk first will earn my assets upon my eventual actual death.

sadly the heartbeat sharing is only momentary/on-demand, not a constant feed

running watch battery is @ 77% and ive run for ~90mins since i charged it a couple days ago

exciting new developer API in iOS 8

i knew the watch was for sticking up yr butt

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Ah, so the beats thing isn't like this:

http://thepictureblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/long-distance-pillow-lights-up-when-other-person-is-sleeping-on-theirs.jpg

how do you sleep on a lit pillow?

Srsly, how did apple miss the boat on this.

http://youtu.be/teivc8Q-oSA

cat slept on pillow all day, lover thinks I am dead

wtf

Replace the ring with a watch and the pillow with bono's face, and I think we'd have something here.

Obligatory

http://www.shockmansion.com/wp-content/myimages/2014/02/tn_Posted-On-Shock-Mansion-2711.jpg

put on the ring and bono shows up to spoon yr girl

when my lover smothers bono with their pillow, my face will light up

it's not for ios, but as an exercise i'm trying to make a simple osx music player. what features would you guys want?

I really really want a player that makes a distinction between complete albums and those where I just have a few tracks from the album

what is the history of finding tech creepy?

― plax (ico), Friday, 12 September 2014 01:50 Bookmark

http://www.amazon.co.uk/TechGnosis-Magic-Mysticism-Information-Paperback/dp/1852427728

i read this to be cool in 98 it probably contains the answers u seek