New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

I like to be able to tell time from my watches.

What's funny and cool and deflating is that you see a watch like that and you wonder if it's on youtube

And it is http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Omega+De+Ville+Tourbillon

Bam some of the mystique is lost

what is the history of finding tech creepy?

Like imagine you bought a cool ten thousand dollar omega watch and then you go online and there's some guy named Archie telling you what's cool about your watch that he also owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uckK2ONVA7Q

haaa wait it doesnt have gps??? http://readwrite.com/2014/09/11/apple-watch-no-gps-no-thanks

Well you'd be using it with your IPHONE which already has GPS

GPS is such a huge battery drainer regardless

its basically useless as an exercize watch

Yeah like who wants to run 10k with a big heavy piece of 18k gold on their left wrist?

I'm gonna spend $350 so that a watch can tell me when to stand up?

Probably most damning to me is that this was a brilliant opportunity to advance the field of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

But they stopped at just transmitting a heartbeat

skeleton watches are way ugly, it's true

yeah you would not actually want GPS in the watch itself, the battery would be gone in 35 minutes

(also known as "cyberdildonics")

uh just fyi all the smart guys itt i have a gps watch and the charge last a lot longer than 35mins, what u def dont want to do is have yr big ass phone on u while your running, hence the watch

Hm

Using the GPS on my iPhone is the quickest way to kill the battery ime

Even moreso than LTE

basically the number one thing i like about running is not taking anything electronic with me

I'm gonna get the watch, share my heartbeat with my family members, spend a month doing office work, and then one afternoon burst into jumping jacks for ten hard minutes before ripping the watch away from my wrist.

Whoever calls the front desk first will earn my assets upon my eventual actual death.

sadly the heartbeat sharing is only momentary/on-demand, not a constant feed

running watch battery is @ 77% and ive run for ~90mins since i charged it a couple days ago

exciting new developer API in iOS 8

i knew the watch was for sticking up yr butt

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Ah, so the beats thing isn't like this:

http://thepictureblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/long-distance-pillow-lights-up-when-other-person-is-sleeping-on-theirs.jpg

how do you sleep on a lit pillow?

Srsly, how did apple miss the boat on this.

http://youtu.be/teivc8Q-oSA

cat slept on pillow all day, lover thinks I am dead

wtf

Replace the ring with a watch and the pillow with bono's face, and I think we'd have something here.

Obligatory

http://www.shockmansion.com/wp-content/myimages/2014/02/tn_Posted-On-Shock-Mansion-2711.jpg

put on the ring and bono shows up to spoon yr girl

when my lover smothers bono with their pillow, my face will light up

it's not for ios, but as an exercise i'm trying to make a simple osx music player. what features would you guys want?

I really really want a player that makes a distinction between complete albums and those where I just have a few tracks from the album

what is the history of finding tech creepy?

― plax (ico), Friday, 12 September 2014 01:50 Bookmark

http://www.amazon.co.uk/TechGnosis-Magic-Mysticism-Information-Paperback/dp/1852427728

i read this to be cool in 98 it probably contains the answers u seek

Erik Davis rules, don't step

Ordered mine woot

I always wanted iTunes to count a 'play' as any song you get more than 5 seconds into.

^

why?? if anything a 5-second play should count as negative one, it should subtract a play

wouldn't mind being able to set the threshold for how long you have to listen to a song before it counts as a play... it definitely shouldn't require getting to the very end of the track. but then it might not right now, I don't know.

5 seconds is short but maybe half the length of the track or something - in the digital era (before I stopped listening to music via iTunes) it wasn't uncommon for me to barely make it through half a song before moving to the next one.

that's no way to live your life

Most songs are too long.

Sorry if this has been posted, but the 6+ is already sold out for pre-sale: http://sfist.com/2014/09/12/iphone_6_goes_on_sale_larger_versio.php

Doesn't indicate any actual numbers though.

lol

"we had five, and they've all been sold"

probably abt right

Tried to order one today, the store's ordering computers crashed before I could place it. Wonderful!

Ordered two 6's at 2 AM this morning. Kind of sucked to wake up at two and spend over $700, but YOLO.

I think I'm going to take advantage of my friend's long-running scheme of having all of his extended family on his verizon plan, and then making the old people keep the same phone for years.