who is Bob Lefsetz?

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no Jethro Tull before Jethro Tull

title of next guided by voices single.

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 06:15 (nine years ago) link

^^ haha

Let me tell you, despite being one of the lone males in a sea of tens of thousands of females, what stunned me is nobody was radiating any sexuality, nobody was dressed like a slut, nobody was making eyes trying to get ahead.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Itisamystery.gif

Holy shit at all of this.

ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 06:43 (nine years ago) link

it's not like the sixties. nobody was radiating any sexuality.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 08:35 (nine years ago) link

who would they be making eyes at? Lefsetz?

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:39 (nine years ago) link

And in the late eighties, fresh-faced Def Leppard was at the peak, they were the apotheosis, the biggest rock band in the world, and they partook of all the warm and moist goodness.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:47 (nine years ago) link

How U2 Blew It

NEWS FOR A DAY

No different from a rape or a murder, but with even less legs.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:50 (nine years ago) link

pubescent site:lefsetz.com

About 30 results (0.18 seconds)

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:54 (nine years ago) link

wait

"barely pubescent" site:lefsetz.com

About 27 results (0.24 seconds)

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:55 (nine years ago) link

Why is everybody a scumbag?

I think it started with Bill Clinton

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 12:11 (nine years ago) link

ahahahaaa

maura, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 12:43 (nine years ago) link

weird ("weird") how most of the 'barely pubescent' mentions are from the last year and change

here's the earliest one, from 2005
Yup, MTV wasn’t caught flat-footed. They INTENTIONALLY aired lame Live 8 coverage, carefully calculated to keep the barely pubescent at best viewer tuned in. Hell, old farts playing decades old music, that’s ratings DEATH!

maura, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 12:46 (nine years ago) link

I blame this thread for getting the non-word "pubanescence" stuck in my head

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link

well now i have a puberty-themed version of 'bring me to life' in MY head so who's gagging now

(spoiler: both of us)

maura, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:26 (nine years ago) link

"Pubanescence" is my favorite Beach Boys song.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link

Maura: way ahead of you on that one ;_;

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link

I thought Pubanescence was a goth-pop cover band.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:55 (nine years ago) link

Bring Me to Pubes

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link

call me when you're pubescent

katherine, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link

Lefsetz having a Puban missile crisis

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link

I'm trying to decide if katherine just ruined Carly Rae Jeppson or Blondie for me

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RrA-R5VHQs

katherine, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link

I had completely forgotten about that song

oh now I ruined CRRJ and Blondie for myself though ;_;

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

I blame this thread for getting the non-word "pubanescence" stuck in my head

― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, September 16, 2014 1:16 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jesus christ

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Reel2reel.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

http://amandapalmer.net/blog/lessons-of-the-dead-re-printed-from-the-lefsetz/

Brio2, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

The free music, the tape trading? That’s been overstated. Most Dead fans had never heard a live cassette.

really.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link

How successful would ecstasy be at $125 a hit. Imagine if a puff of marijuana cost $75. You’d still want to get high. But it would be a rare event, and you’d expect to see skyrockets, you’d expect to have the time of your life. Ergo all the dancing and pyrotechnics on today’s stages.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

The Dead weren’t selling hits. They seemed unable to write one.

touch of grey was a top 10 hit

rap steve (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link

sorry I don't meant to derail but

she waited outside in the hot british sun for two hours, eating my prop-stash of evelyn evelyn twix bars while i threw myself on the mercy of the american embassy and got a temporary passport.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

Palmer and Lefsetz - "Talking TUNEZ" coming to NPR next fall

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

eating my prop-stash of evelyn evelyn twix bars

^is this some kinda beatnik jive what does this even mean?

rap steve (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

touch of grey was a top 10 hit

― rap steve (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, September 16, 2014 1:03 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

come on, dude

bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link

She did a side project called Evelyn Evelyn where she and some dude I can't remember pretended to be conjoined twins

One of the merchandise items for this side project, according to that sentence, is rebranded Twix bars

I mean, even as a joke that us ugggggggh but I am about 80% certain she actually bought Twix bars with Evelyn Evelyn branding on them to sell at her show

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

how do you know this stuff

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link

I DON'T KNOW

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

Promotional alternate candy-bar branding is to the 2010s what a Garcia solo was to the 1960s, man.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

*side eyes DJP*
very suspect my friend... tell me... is that... A FEDORA ON YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link

#NotAllFedoras

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link

This is truly choice

https://twitter.com/deadmau5/status/512739733089181697

Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 September 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link

well that settles that.

fact checking cuz, Friday, 19 September 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link

I had no idea that he had reach with anyone under 50.

how's life, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link

lol

global tetrahedron, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link

bene-fecal

da croupier, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Please tell me his Pitbull review is satire and he really knows that there was music besides cliched long-haired baby boom classic rock, and that people have been dancing to music since like forever....Maybe this is just a letter to himself

It was a party.

The classic rock era was passive. Today's music scene is participatory!

People have become stars in their own lives, utilizing their mobiles to post to Instagram, everybody believes he's famous, is it any wonder today's music reflects this?

We used to adulate the acts, now we adulate ourselves.

And this is very hard for the oldsters to understand.

Pitbull came from nothing. And so many of today's concertgoers don't have much. What else to do but dance? While you're plotting your ascension up the economic ladder.

You would have cracked up. The show began with a scroll of text akin to "Star Wars," detailing Pitbull's rise from the depths. And then the man elevated from the floor and from there on the energy sustained, the audience was happy, it was everything yesterday was not.

Pitbull flashed pictures of a private jet on the big screen. As if your goal in life was to have a NetJet account. He was the ringmaster, and you can sit at home and judge it, but it was so much fun!

Usually it takes five or seven minutes and then I'm bored. I've seen it. They're playing music I'm barely familiar with with lyrics I can't comprehend and I stand there wondering how long it's gonna be to the end. But in this case the show was a pleasure. I enjoyed it.

As did those in attendance.

It also didn't look like a classic rock crowd. Everyone said it was 60% female, but when I went out for a pee, in between acts, when the deejay kept most people entertained, I encountered nothing but women, dressed in their finery. You didn't come to this show in your duds, you put on your look. Was it a Latino thing? Christy Haubegger, my firsthand expert, told me that's what her people did. But not to snare a man, but to show how fine they were. Yes, there were endless lines of women with no guys in sight, prancing as if they were in one of those MTV videos.

And Pitbull had six dancers, constantly changing outfits, akin to those girls you hire at your wedding or bar mitzvah, but it did resemble a rap video of the nineties. Only in this case Pitbull wasn't being exclusive, but inclusive. It wasn't about drawing a line between performer and audience but keeping them connected.

And sure, he played his hits. Duetting with Kesha on "Timber," who appeared on the big screen, as did other famous personages.

And interspersed were famous rock songs, like "Sweet Child O' Mine," it cracked me up, this wasn't a concert as much as an event.

But Ne-Yo did show up in the flesh, to sing "Give Me Everything" with Pit. The worldwide hit produced by Afrojack.

And there you have it.

While you've been home practicing your guitar, writing dreary songs about love lost, the genres have merged. They rap in country, and this huge hit would play just great at Electric Daisy.

And in the Sahara Tent.

Yup, instead of a deejay, there could be a live performer at these shows, and then everything you thought you know would be history.

It's a brand new world out there. One the young people have only known.

Sitting in the audience passively watching longhairs strum their tales is now passe. Sure, it still exists, who knows, it could come back, but our entire scene has flipped upside down, it's about having fun in our brutal culture that venerates winners and excludes losers and today's young people know this and have decided they're going to climb the ladder, because being at the bottom is anathema.

Pitbull's just the cheerleader.

With worldwide hits with worldwide sounds.

Wake up to the new world, it's not going anywhere, it's not a fad. Everybody knows these hits and sings and dances along to them, whether they be white, Latino or black. Society has moved on. Warner Brothers might have been the icon of the seventies, but today it's not about your soul but your bank account, and to deny this is to exclude yourself.

So join the festivities, have fun, dance while you're plotting your ascension, to get your mind off reality, to escape the punishing life fostered by baby boomers who claimed to love one another, but turned out to be the greediest souls on the planet.

Their children know this. And have decided to party like it's 1999.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

curmudgeon, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link

This guy writes. So many sentence fragments. For dramatic effect.

some dude, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

and there's nothing wrong. with that.

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 October 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

Yes, Lefsetz, dressing well is a Latino thing.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Monday, 13 October 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

Everyone said it was 60% female, but when I went out for a pee, in between acts, when the deejay kept most people entertained, I encountered nothing but women, dressed in their finery. You didn't come to this show in your duds, you put on your look. Was it a Latino thing? Christy Haubegger, my firsthand expert, told me that's what her people did. But not to snare a man, but to show how fine they were. Yes, there were endless lines of women with no guys in sight, prancing as if they were in one of those MTV videos.

Bob Lefsetz, embedded reporter in the Latino experience

you walk on the street, grab the rock (President Keyes), Monday, 13 October 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

oh good another sea-of-women setpiece

difficult listening hour, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link

He can really be creepy. Not to mention clueless--Clearly, growing up in Connecticut he never ventured out of his rock world to see and dance to James Brown or a Fania salsa show...

curmudgeon, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link


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